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I remember years ago in my Imp I'd left a can of coke in the passenger footwell. It was rolling around for ages forgotten about it, until I tried pressing the brake to find the can of pop wedged underneath it. 

A few squeaky moments later I managed to dislodge it and stop without hitting anything. 

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"Hi, is that Claim 3000, the Personal Injury Specialists? I bought a fucked Mini for my wife and she kicked me in the balls so hard they exploded. Do I have a claim?" 

"Sounds like a guaranteed payout sir"

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There are just no reasons not to like this.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ECO-RIDER-HIPPO-DIESEL-MOTORCYCLE/233473770020?hash=item365c1f0224:g:bCUAAOSwVjheKfkI

 

'Agricultural registered so no Tax or Mot, You can ride this on the road with a car licence on red, white, or bio diesel and stay within the law.' 

 

No mention of trying to wheelie it past the police station at 3.00am after 20 cans of Stella though.

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21 minutes ago, bramz7 said:

hngggg.

 

It has cruise too. Wonder if it works? 

I can't help but feel I will be owning one of these diesels soon. 

You'd struggle to get 40mpg out of one of those on a commute.  Frugal they are not.

Still a lovely old thing though.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Trojan-Minimotor-Autocycle-1951-Project/164038949651?hash=item26317bbb13:g:n3EAAOSwv9JeJIKf

 

Really cannot fathom why people show the V5C number and the reg plate in the pictures. They can hide their address all they like, but someone bent could soon apply  for the log book in a spurious name and address and fuck things up.

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4 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

You'd struggle to get 40mpg out of one of those on a commute.  Frugal they are not.

Still a lovely old thing though.

Oh I wouldn't daily this. Wouldn't be able to anyway as my everyday insurers are very peculiar about stuff over 25 years old.

 

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The two most important features of a British holiday? A television and a damp patch.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TEARDROP-CARAVAN-PROJECT-MINI-CARAVAN/184141894195?hash=item2adfb65233:g:gB0AAOSw0AxeKZCm

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Image result for ill man on phone"

 

'Soz M8, totes can't come in today, I've got Renault Fluence'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2012-Renault-Fluence-Z-E-100-Electric-Rare-Car/223864822881?hash=item341f621c61:g:gKYAAOSwfiReJYs~

 

£77 a month to rent the battery.

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The clutch in Beetles made my knee hurt when I was young and healthy but I could never find one of these "Automatics"1990660013_Screenshot2020-01-23at21_19_31.thumb.png.0d085804d48f766a5429038438a892c2.png

Not an auto at all but a 3 speed manual gearbox plus a torque converter with a suction operated clutch. That is the suction valve next to the coil. I think the oil filler on the right is for the torque converter fluid.

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Would, for old times sake, if it was cheap enough to throw away when all of the wob falls out of the door pillar.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-1969-VW-Beetle-1300cc-Automatic/153806729823?hash=item23cf98725f:g:gP0AAOSwGPFeKfkx

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Camper-Motorhome-Tinyhouse-everything-you-need-to-live-anywhere-all-year-round/233472481175?hash=item365c0b5797:g:~qwAAOSwG11eEMIC

 

'everything you need to live anywhere'

 

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Don't be too disappointed if you pull that bog handle and don't plunge down into a huge turd filled black hole,  Colchester is only 35 miles away. 

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Charming, if extremely crispy...

 

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Will not take much for an mot.

 

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No time wasters. I dont have time to be messed around. U either want it or you dont. I am not sitting home having a day off work for people not to turn up. I know what i have and what my van is worth.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-900t-camper/324046567972

 

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