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1 hour ago, Danterzza said:

I have a serious lob on for early w140's.

This one not so much.

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Nice trims pal.

I see

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-benz-W140/362884027656?hash=item547d92d508:g:tPcAAOSwZQ9eIJcD

Something odd about the ad. £1,111 buy it now? Wheeltrims change in photos, and clock the sandaled foot...Hmmmmmmm...proceed with extreme caution.

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2 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1-2-Corsa-Breeze/124056932477?hash=item1ce25e907d:g:kr4AAOSw7TReKDlk

 

'Car has a smell of curry but would come out with a valet'

Also 

 

"Needs a service, possibly needs new brakes, slight knocking noise in the passenger front wheel but had no issues yet with any of them.
 
In first gear needs a lot of revs otherwise it jumps but only happens when car is cold"
 
Clearly a shagged takeaway delivery car.  
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You learn something every day.

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Turns out CF is for Cat Flap.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-CF-Ice-cream-Van-Whitby-Morrison-cummins-body-Just-been-painted/223868942038?hash=item341fa0f6d6:g:O-oAAOSwu1FeGKUJ

 

' ...when it arrived but was an awful colour and needed some TLC.'

 

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'I then had it painted in Matt black and gloss White'

 

And made it 37,615 times worse.

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How easy it is to cut VW hand brake cables?

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Transporter-T25-T3-1987-1-8l-Camper-Van-BEAUTIFUL-HAND-CONVERSION/223869203301?hash=item341fa4f365:g:fhsAAOSwzQFeKJHy

 

'Beautiful hand conversion'

 

 

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Passing the mayonnaise seems to involve some sort of 'Wallace & Grommit' type caper, where all the spices fall into that shoplifter's handbag, which causes the bog lid to lift up and last night's curry instigated Richard propagates that tomato plant.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Camper/114078405537?hash=item1a8f9a53a1:g:6kAAAOSwwnNeJ2Gl

 

Imagine a holiday in that fucking thing? I'd rather spin round and round and round and round on a twizzly chair and shit in an ice bucket

 

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