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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HYUNDAI-ACCENT-COUPE-MOT-FAILURE-SPARES-REPAIRS-PROJECT/254484426724?hash=item3b40742fe4:g:DxMAAOSwGOVeIeeR

 

£50 no reserve MOT failure. Unless the engine is smoking its tits off, then that's not really a bad list of fails. 

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Not GDPR, just embarrassment

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Excursion-Limousine/174159242527?hash=item288cb3251f:g:N44AAOSwkUxeIeGL

 

Helpfully, there's a giant wavy light up cock to direct you to your seat

 

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in Need of complete restoration

No shit Sherlock. Not sure if it needs a mechanic or a fucking gardner.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-minor-traveller/133305573806?hash=item1f09a1a1ae:g:Lp4AAOSw9EleD6mG £400 start or £1500 BINs
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"Hello, Autoshite Rescue Service Enterprises, how can I help?"

"I've had a few jars, and stuck my car in a ditch. Can you come and get me? I'm about 10 miles away."
"Okey dokey, see you Tuesday"
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-d-series-1972-recovery-classic-vintage-truck/324044419107?hash=item4b728d7023:g:Kt8AAOSwWk1eFdhg

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AVAS # 126587491324668763215498, except this one appears to be smart, but b0rked. Currently £620 no reserve.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cavalier-mk3-SRI-2-0-16v-Hatchback-M-Reg-1995/174152181994?hash=item288c4768ea:g:u~MAAOSwzO9eGPnx

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AVNS Shocker. Nothing in the description, but 6 photos of varying quality. £670 so far and no reserve. And brown.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1969-Vauxhall-Cresta-3-3-LTR-Power-Glide-Auto/223854128637?hash=item341ebeedfd:g:n9oAAOSwwUJeHxch

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2 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Well it's got an aftermarket sunroof so the roof skin might be ok...i wouldn't be at all surprised if a Manta owner buys it to salvage the roof.

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Remember that piss poor Bentley I posted yesterday? Here's another, currently £1650 and a lot better looking. Use that Halfords voucher you got for Christmas, you'll have it sorted for work on Monday.

Probably*.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BENTLEY-MULSANNE-TURBO-LWB-RARE-CAR-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-99p-NO-RESERVE-DRIVES/184129269543?hash=item2adef5af27:g:zSkAAOSwXHReH1Jx

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3 minutes ago, outlaw118 said:

Remember that piss poor Bentley I posted yesterday? Here's another, currently £1650 and a lot better looking. Use that Halfords voucher you got for Christmas, you'll have it sorted for work on Monday.

Probably*.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BENTLEY-MULSANNE-TURBO-LWB-RARE-CAR-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-99p-NO-RESERVE-DRIVES/184129269543?hash=item2adef5af27:g:zSkAAOSwXHReH1Jx

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Quick someone, buy Huggy so I can pounce on this!

 

What a fleet that would be, a red Jag and a red Bentley.  Delicious...

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This looks smart. 

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If that doesn't swing it for you.

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central locking not working,new dip stick seal rubber,plus a few smaller jobs

Whats this central locking you speak of? Is there a smaller job than the replacing the dip stick rubber? Sounds honest though.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/fiat-tipo-1-4-ie-petrol/193304878318?hash=item2d01de5cee:g:Sb0AAOSwQGteAOwA

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