outlaw118 Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 CAUTION: Text in the advert is all in red capitals, and manages to portray the vendor as a first class fuckwit.https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-AUSTIN-A40-TYPE-2-SALOON-FARINA-69-000-MILES-PROJECT-CAR-POLICE-CAR/223847203400?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649 Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schaefft Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 399 quid Kia Magenta diesel with plenty of MOT. Whys this so cheap? https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2174516282855672/ Burnside, Sir Snipes and outlaw118 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 Toyota Merde with some kind of gearbox borkage. Currently £22 no reserve.https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-MR2-roadster-Convertible-2001/254481369001?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 Acclaim in JRC. No MoT or logbook, but only £320.https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-acclaim-Project/153794863349?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649 MorrisItalSLX, wuvvum, Burnside and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 H-van being offered as a fair-trade-hipster-coffee-juice-retro-vegan-yogurt knitter-catering van. For £7500. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-hy-van-XL-ideal-catering-conversion-project/264597668682?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649 Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schaefft Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 K11 with lots of MOT for under 300 quid https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/768481516994058/ HarmonicCheeseburger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 Last one from me tonight. And this is why. I mean, each to their own, your car, your money etc, but at some point people who do this kind of thing need to be taken out into the car park and given a proper fucking shoeing. Witness the horror.https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-Buick-Roadmaster-estate-massive-24-wheels-minor-project/324026580990?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649 Fat_Pirate, spartacus, BorniteIdentity and 6 others 3 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schaefft Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 Im pretty sure this has been for sale before, only that they ripped half of the shitty soundsystem out of it now and ruined the interior in the process. Anyone who thinks this thing is worth 5 grand is delusional. outlaw118 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schaefft Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 While I love these Civic sedans, even I realize that this heap isn't nearly worth the asking price.... https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1028638167535419/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 22 hours ago, Schaefft said: Anyone who thinks this thing is worth 5 quid is delusional. EFA. Poor Buick. It didn't deserve that. outlaw118 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 22 minutes ago, Schaefft said: Whys this so cheap? Quote Kia Magenta sorry Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Green Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1221596928036790/ Aston Martin, Schaefft, Fat_Pirate and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Green Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 Honda Spike (no, me neither). £1,600: https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/112266602122217/search/?callsite=commerce_mktplace_www_hoisted_pdp&hoisted_item=473878690221265&ref=global_search_marketplace_pill_tab&query=petrol van Jerzy Woking, Disco Fever, vulgalour and 5 others 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Green Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 Strange pics in this listing. Think Kev's just been nicked and is trying to raise bail: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/British-Leyland-Freight-Rover-LDV-DAF-200-250-Sherpa-Van-RARE-Engine-Running/114065956121?hash=item1a8edc5d19:g:224AAOSwkAxeHaLz MorrisItalSLX and SpareSnare 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kringle Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Schaefft said: 399 quid Kia Magenta diesel with plenty of MOT. Whys this so cheap? https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2174516282855672/ Mot history has stated the inner sills are made from that quality Asian steel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austat Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 An af"Ford "able Escort (or "Esc-rot") for sale? I thought I'd never see a MK.1 2 door under 15,000 pounds. I'm aware it's still 4000 quid, but much better value compared to some morons selling LHD shells for + 10,000. Let's just hope this one isn't turned into a knock off Mexico with a bloody Zetec motor. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK1FORD-ESCORT-1-1L-TWO-DOOR/254483682790?hash=item3b4068d5e6:g:EDEAAOSwa2deINek There's also this one for 2 grand which is quite nice. I've always liked the later MK2s with the square Tungsten headlamps, the round ones are a bit too generic for me: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT/174157681189?_trkparms=aid%3D1110001%26algo%3DSPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20131003132420%26meid%3D7c4f469e88f144e782b58c6c56397c28%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpf%26sd%3D254483682790%26itm%3D174157681189%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851 But this French LHD 1100 variant takes the cake as it's just under 900 pounds: https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1731955756.htm/ egg, Cavcraft, Burnside and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 I'd definately turn that 2 door into a 4x4 Bosworth powered wide arch rally car. If I had the money. Austat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angle Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 Possible HGF but damn it looks clean. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/603550633722777/ Burnside, BorniteIdentity, BeEP and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/539013050038586/ Burnside, MorrisItalSLX and Cavcraft 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 £425, MOT until July. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/666142550623723/ Burnside and Yoss 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/908204202909740/ LightBulbFun, Cavcraft, Disco Fever and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 £600 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/906548503075315/ Burnside, MorrisItalSLX and Kringle 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3004498099580897/ This looks lush. It's been my dream to own one but buying a 1.6 mk4 astra and an omega has got in the way for 5 years. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3004498099580897/ Cavcraft and Burnside 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 Very nice indeed. Would mid-life crisis. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/573558426555671/ garethj and Burnside 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volvoman Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 20 hours ago, NorfolkNWeigh said: Oh, it's worth persevering , just to see if there's any nuggets of truth in his bollocks, ( there aren't) The first line where this 2.5 manual with cloth is described as " top of the range" sets the tone . Although my favourite chapter would have to be either the number plate bullshit or perhaps where he lists lots of random information from the Volvo High Mileage club members around the World. I just couldnt get through the whole read...it really was BS all the way. Now this, on the other hand, does look the bollocks...its the slightly stretched S90 Royal Limo'ish stylee beast...........................one day, i will buy one of these beauties for sure. It sports the wooden steering wheel, an it should have a small fridge in the boot (via the ski hatch)...Thank god its a long way from Kent, i might have had to kick its tyres, if it were local to me!! https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202001146162685?postcode=me206qh&year-to=2000&advertising-location=at_cars&sort=distance&radius=1500&make=VOLVO&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=New&page=4 NorfolkNWeigh, w00dy, Amishtat and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkNWeigh Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 12 minutes ago, volvoman said: I just couldnt get through the whole read...it really was BS all the way. Now this, on the other hand, does look the bollocks...its the slightly stretched S90 Royal Limo'ish stylee beast...........................one day, i will buy one of these beauties for sure. It sports the wooden steering wheel, an it should have a small fridge in the boot (via the ski hatch)...Thank god its a long way from Kent, i might have had to kick its tyres, if it were local to me!! https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202001146162685?postcode=me206qh&year-to=2000&advertising-location=at_cars&sort=distance&radius=1500&make=VOLVO&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=New&page=4 That doesn't seem too expensive for such a rarity , I'm desperately trying to think of some justification for buying this, I don't think " I have to move the seat forward a couple of inches when the kids get in the back of my E-Class" is going to wash these days when they've all got at least one car each! Seller not immune to a bit of bollocks though, or should we blame autocorrect for his epiphany ? Maybe he meant epitome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-Peugeot-205-Diesel/324045073246?hash=item4b72976b5e:g:We8AAOSwfiNeIYtX garethj and MorrisItalSLX 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lawil-Willam-Lambretta-Van-1966-Microcar-micro-car-tax-mot-exempt-bubble-car/324037248543?hash=item4b7220061f:g:i6EAAOSw6WleDf6P egg and stonedagain 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-FORD-CORTINA-CRUSADER-MK5-LOW-MILEAGE-1-6-READ-DESCRIPTION/184119664869?hash=item2ade6320e5:g:GS4AAOSwaSheFfsM 'Everything is genuine only part which is aftermarket is alpine stereo speakers' Aren't those horrible wheels off a Mk7 Escort? face, Aston Martin, Semi-C and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 Have one of those odd spec Mercs with a big engine but wheel trims and cloth interior https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-500-SEL-COLLECTOR-CLASSIC-CAR-GREY/233462778254?hash=item365b77498e:g:x20AAOSw1qVdhggu Ohdearme, MorrisItalSLX, Burnside and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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