BorniteIdentity Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 People call these bug eyes, but they remind me of girls with otherwise good boobs that don’t meet in the middle. https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F303444527400 Cavcraft, BlankFrank, Burnside and 5 others 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 A more realistic one at less than half the price of the one above... (no rust apparently!) https://www.lva-auto.fr/petites-annonces.detail.php?id=256943 Retr0naut, Spiny Norman, MorrisItalSLX and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 I knew it would happen eventually. A mistress so tempting that I’d consider throwing away my marriage to the sierra for a filthy few months with this temptress. I’d ride this like a rocking horse. willswitchengage, AndyW201, Schaefft and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 Can’t imagine there’s anyone here who doesn’t get a considerable lob on when faced with a Bluey Saloon. This stuff is the new Viagra®️. Mark my words... MorrisItalSLX, Sir Snipes, Brodders and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 BOGOF Minors for £600 seems quite a fair price. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/morris-minor/124046325576?hash=item1ce1bcb748:g:mHIAAOSwfV9eHee5 Burnside and LightBulbFun 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 The number plates need sacking off but the rest is pretty ace https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-5-Classic-car-LHD-3-door-model-1980-Full-Uk-Documentation-and-MOT/303445501552?hash=item46a6c2e670:g:dG4AAOSwLJdeHgpk Retr0naut, Skizzer, Burnside and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 Like Tantric sex. Quote I'm advertising my dads classic cars as he has too many. [/quote] Amateur. Retr0naut, BL Bloke, Cavcraft and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 1 minute ago, BorniteIdentity said: Like Tantric sex. Looks like a Senator but less posh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 1 minute ago, New POD said: Looks like a Senator but less posh. It’s actually a Carlton! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 Just now, BorniteIdentity said: It’s actually a Carlton! Sarcasm mode on: you don't say? Sarcasm mode off. Looks nice. Got a link ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 Just now, New POD said: Sarcasm mode on: you don't say? Sarcasm mode off. Looks nice. Got a link ? Gah. Sorry. I was referring to the listing name saying Cavalier. Apologies. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/407190623169315/ ChinaTom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 1 hour ago, egg said: 400 squid, 12 months test. Non-interference engine. What's not to like? https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202001126074857 oh wow, a 323f venetian! I had one of these when i was 17 felt the dogs bolllocks, 1.5 goodness between me my mum and my dad we had about 25 of these - loved the shape. egg and Schaefft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, BorniteIdentity said: Gah. Sorry. I was referring to the listing name saying 1990 Cavalier. Apologies. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/407190623169315/ No, I was amused that a bloke selling his dad's collection couldn't read the badge on the boot lid. Title says 1990 cavalier, text in advert says 1986 Carlton. It looks great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulbFun Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 39 minutes ago, Cavcraft said: As one off businesses go, a goat shaving aeroplane must be pretty unique https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-G-PCUB-Piper-L-21B-Super-Cub-1952-Air-Force-R-184-Plane-Aircraft/153796308757?hash=item23cef96f15:g:lT8AAOSwJJxeHdnb the dutch version of come outside sure is strange! Dannyk and martc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-Extra-Long-Mercedes-508D-Camper-Project/223848388022?hash=item341e6755b6:g:dCUAAOSwsNNeGxgN 'The big bum boot will also need a repair' Which reminds me: Semi-C, 4wheeledstool, richardmorris and 3 others 2 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FRESH-IMPORT-DODGE-RAM-RV-ROADTREK-ASTRO-EXPRESS-PETROL-4-BERTH-CAMPER-DAY-VAN/264598772162?hash=item3d9b50d9c2:g:AUUAAOSwwJ1eHfF2 Fun* fact of the day: Astro Express is an anagram of 'Roars sex pest' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 Fancy this being based in a British seaside town, hey? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fire-Engine-Catering-unit-Camper-conversion/264598582721?hash=item3d9b4df5c1:g:5UcAAOSwNw1eHbHZ timolloyd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 This is ace! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-FORD-ANGLIA-307E-VAN-DISCOTRUCKER-ONE-OFF-CUSTOM-MAGAZINE-FEATURED/114065913896?hash=item1a8edbb828:g:4n4AAOSwlGFdbSk6 Disco Fever, Skizzer, 500tops and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 Quote This is a lovely 1972 Silver Shadow 1 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2788056084588615/ richardmorris, bigstraight6, wuvvum and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 6 minutes ago, cort16 said: https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2788056084588615/ What is correct in the description? 1972 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 talking of shite in shite towns this lovely thing is in Rochdale, one of the WORST places to live in england https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-166-3-0-v6-super-lusso-manual-full-history-long-MOT-sought-after-car/303445741818?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D40732%26meid%3D64135458803a4cecb343c80b67ad539f%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D392638569035%26itm%3D303445741818%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2380057&_trksid=p2380057.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3A8662e235-372b-11ea-af8b-74dbd1807d4f|parentrq%3Aa68a1b5616f0aa66c12f04adfff2203c|iid%3A1 Schaefft, Amishtat, Burnside and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schaefft Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 38 minutes ago, jamiechod said: talking of shite in shite towns this lovely thing is in Rochdale, one of the WORST places to live in england https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-166-3-0-v6-super-lusso-manual-full-history-long-MOT-sought-after-car/303445741818?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D40732%26meid%3D64135458803a4cecb343c80b67ad539f%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D392638569035%26itm%3D303445741818%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2380057&_trksid=p2380057.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3A8662e235-372b-11ea-af8b-74dbd1807d4f|parentrq%3Aa68a1b5616f0aa66c12f04adfff2203c|iid%3A1 This is amazing, could only be topped if the leather was tan. Watchlisted just to see how much it'll go for. Jamie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austat Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 How did they manage to slide the L plate under the Civic badge so far? A nice looking motor regardless. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Civic-1976-Automatic/233462183572?hash=item365b6e3694:g:56EAAOSws-xeGPni Aston Martin, pilninggas, michael t and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austat Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-Opel-Rekord-2-0-S-Berlina-tax-mot-exempt-NOT-Vauxhall-Carlton/114063671493?hash=item1a8eb980c5:g:5ZsAAOSwwgVeG4tc Burnside, Stevebrookman, MorrisItalSLX and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austat Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 This is pure shite in my opinion, being the poverty spec "E" variant along with the awful mods. However it isn't incredibly fucked, just replace the wheels and bonnet, so it can be saved. Could make a nice pair with DodgyBastard's Mk1 Cavalier. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-Vauxhall-Chevette-E-Restoration-Project-Barn-find-track-drag-car-classic/233463548549?hash=item365b830a85:g:B~QAAOSwFOleGzaJ Burnside and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorpunk Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 8 hours ago, Schaefft said: This is amazing, could only be topped if the leather was tan. Watchlisted just to see how much it'll go for. I’d love a 166. Why is the paint on that one so mangy? Has Rochdale done that to it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiltox Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Cheap MG ZT https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1706708212798124/ clayts450 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abelw44 Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201912185457411?price-to=2000&radius=50&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=New&advertising-location=at_cars&sort=relevance&postcode=cv364ep&page=1 "Been in storage for 13 years" Yeah, stored in a sodding hedge! What a ridiculous claim... The ad gives Ansel Adams a run for his money photography wise too... stonedagain and Cavcraft 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 That Chevette is ace, or at least it would be with the standard bits back on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 3 hours ago, motorpunk said: I’d love a 166. Why is the paint on that one so mangy? Has Rochdale done that to it? The red paint on Alfas of that generation (or rather the clearcoat they put over the top of it) was a twat for doing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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