strangeangel Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 This is the oldest one of these I've seen for some time... It'd be nice to think someone could get it moving again. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-camper-1-4-spares-and-repairs/143487860014 500tops, michael t, Cavcraft and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/camper-van-talbot-highway-man-1987-spares-or-repairs/233450545381 Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Meanwhile, still looking for a new home is the CAMPER LORREY! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/camper-lorrey/153766776964 Disco Fever, w00dy, Mr_Bo11ox and 3 others 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdkrc Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F324031015035 Big sexy 25 Baccara with FREE condensation Fumbler, MorrisItalSLX, Cavcraft and 14 others 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Paging @UltraWomble https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Spares-or-Repairs-Tomos-A3-and-parts/233456730624?hash=item365b1b0200:g:bVwAAOSwT7NeElG9 Could soon collect that for you when you win the listing. face, strangeangel and Tenmil Socket 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-TRAFFIC-CAMPER-VAN/184090069331 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 1 minute ago, strangeangel said: Meanwhile, still looking for a new home is the CAMPER LORREY! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/camper-lorrey/153766776964 Fucking mega LOLZ. That's this thread over with for the next couple of months at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, Cavcraft said: Fucking mega LOLZ. That's this thread over with for the next couple of months at least. I can't take the credit for this, it was originally spotted by @Mr_Bo11ox months ago. The same dude has been trying, unsuccessfully, to punt it on ever since and I reckon it's so good that it's worth a re-post from time to time. The best pic is this one, where it becomes clear that he couldn't even be arsed to stick the caravan properly in the middle of the flatbed FFS: Legend ? UltraWomble, Cavcraft, LightBulbFun and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-metro-1-1-Knightsbridge-barn-find-33k-1-owner/202870696197?hash=item2f3c092905:g:xRUAAOSwg9ReEktt Remspoor and michael t 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrabbieRonnie Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Can someone please buy this and then roffle it! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-Mazda-323-GLX-1-6-MOT-October-2020-FSH-2-owners-323-BG/124013276279?hash=item1cdfc46c77:g:CNMAAOSwv9peBiiY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Lovely, powered by knocking V8... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ECONOLINE-E350-1989-TIOGA-CAMPER-7-5-V8-BIG-BLOCK-LPG-SPARES-REPAIRS/153767100682 vulgalour, The Vicar and eddyramrod 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 And where in London can you buy a bijou, pied-a-Terry-and-June compact one bedroomed duplex linked luxury apartment with extensive waterside views for £29,995? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/42ft-Springer-Narrowboat/174146808216?hash=item288bf56998:g:sscAAOSwQpNeEldq There is certainly some sort of appeal to living in one of these. Probably the sort of appeal that wears off after 19 days when you try and have a crafty J Arthur in the shower, slip in the wooden bucket and your purple headed womb broom pokes through the rotten window frame and you expose yourself to Sean Bean there, causing him to throw his fag into those gas bottles and you ending up in A&E trying to explain away the 3rd degree burns on your custard launcher to a frowning nurse and your now homeless wife. S2000, Spottedlaurel, clayts450 and 13 others 4 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spottedlaurel Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 14 minutes ago, strangeangel said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-TRAFFIC-CAMPER-VAN/184090069331 I'd like to think that the sticker on the side was inspired by the album sleeve of Twelve Point Buck by Killdozer: But I imagine it's just a generic piece of artwork. wuvvum, BorniteIdentity, Cavcraft and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 As impractical as they would be on our roads (I can just about live with our 17ft Autocruise) there is something about an American RV. The driver's seat in this thing is like my Stressless! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-Ford-Gulfstream-Ultra-American-RV-motorhome-camper-bunk-room/233456696189 Cavcraft and Disco Fever 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spottedlaurel Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 7 minutes ago, Cavcraft said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/42ft-Springer-Narrowboat/174146808216?hash=item288bf56998:g:sscAAOSwQpNeEldq There is certainly some sort of appeal to living in one of these. Probably the sort of appeal that wears off after 19 days when you try and have a crafty J Arthur in the shower, slip in the wooden bucket and your purple headed womb broom pokes through the rotten window frame and you expose yourself to Sean Bean there, causing him to throw his fag into those gas bottles and you ending up in A&E trying to explain away the 3rd degree burns on your custard launcher to a frowning nurse and your now homeless wife. Sounds like a gritty, contemporary retelling of Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em. Jerzy Woking and Cavcraft 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraWomble Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 I thank you @Cavcraft strangeangel, wuvvum, spartacus and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Look at this beauty. She runs, but only from a can, and can't go backwards... still a lot of camper for three grand though! Quote WE CAN SHOW IT RUNNING FINE ON A GALLON CAN BUT OBVIOUSLY CANT DRIVE FAR LIKE THIS. So about 250m then ? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GULFSTREAM-SUNSPORT-AMERICAN-RV-MOTORHOME-V8-ON-GAS-CHEAP/274172484802 500tops, MorrisItalSLX, Bamboocarman and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 A rusty, wheezy museum piece of half-arsed load carrying capacity from a brand that is universally despised and LOLd at. And a Vauxhall Carlton. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Carlton-estate-2-litre-manual/274185947940?hash=item3fd6c18b24:g:Wo4AAOSwYZJeEk-- 'I'd say clutch is getting high' Amishtat, Brodders, spartacus and 4 others 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Winnebago Brave! How Autoshite is this interior?? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-winnebago-d20-brave-20-ft-motorhome-completely-original-70s-time-capsule/124033331279 face, The Vicar, spartacus and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-GMC-PALM-BEACH-MOTORHOME-RESTORED-70S-TIME-CAPSULE-NOSTALGIC-TIME-WARP-RV/124033367687 eddyramrod, face, Disco Fever and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 I've seen some pretty clever photography in my time, but capturing a mid-flight, upside down goose pissing on your neighbour's car is going to take some beating. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CHEAP-CAR-Stock-Car-Currently-SORNED/333466491469?hash=item4da426da4d:g:5AQAAOSwbPld2WJV garethj, J-T, stonedagain and 8 others 3 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 I'll never tire of seeing the 'CAMPER LORREY'. I know we are fortunate to see some extreme examples of shite-based fruitcakery on this thread but that ludicrous cauldron of tramps jizz is one of the all time greats. Just what is the fucking advantage of it? I have spent my entire morning commute more than once racking my brains looking for a single plus point to having a little wanky caravan permanently mounted to a fucking 7.5 tonne flatbed truck. But the best i can manage is that you could perhaps make a small garden on the flatbed and bring that with you on hols if you are mad for gardening. But even then, how are you gonna get worms and bugs and things into the soil? You'd have to keep topping up the friggin lawn as well as the fuel and oil man. Cavcraft, sdkrc, michael t and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 1 hour ago, MarvinsMom said: those are metric wheels, and there have been no new metric tyres made in 25-odd years..... especially in 160z6x315 to suit a metro. you can still get 12 inch tyres though in a variety of sizes! Surely there must be a way of getting modern equivalent sized tyres onto the rims... LightBulbFun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Pretty sure this has been listed at least once before. It's perfect right down to the fitted Perkins engine. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-Sherpa-Box-Van-and-Lots-of-New-Spares-Very-Rare-Box-Van-EX-BT/254469914366?hash=item3b3f96befe:g:lvUAAOSw1kxeDhN7 Hope it gets saved, there's some pretty class bonus background chod in at least one of the pictures. strangeangel, somewhatfoolish and The Vicar 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 5 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said: But the best i can manage is that you could perhaps make a small garden on the flatbed and bring that with you on hols if you are mad for gardening. But even then, how are you gonna get worms and bugs and things into the soil? You'd have to keep topping up the friggin lawn as well as the fuel and oil man. Perhaps that's it? I can see it now with a little white daggerboard fence round the back to keep the soil in, and a lovely veg patch that you could enjoy gazing upon from the back window of the caravan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spartacus Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Oh my god, this thread is fucking ace tonight, strangeangel, are you trying to coerce us into recreating 'Breaking Bad'? Cavcraft and strangeangel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Looks like a B-series diesel to me!!! Perkins won't thank you for saying thats their handiwork!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-TM-Tipper-Classic-Lorry-Barn-find-Project/264587063818?hash=item3d9a9e320a:g:E9oAAOSwxOReD2pm strangeangel and Skizzer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Mr_Bo11ox said: Looks like a B-series diesel to me!!! Perkins won't thank you for saying thats their handiwork!!! Didn't want it anyway, pile of shit Sherpa. Mr_Bo11ox and strangeangel 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Still less embarrassing than an Iv*co badge on the front, and I certainly wouldn't mind playing dressing down with those birds in the penultimate picture https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/7-5-ton-lorry-insulated-mobile-home-shop-studio-horsebox-removal-lorry/193284084152?hash=item2d00a111b8:g:FGoAAOSwbv9dscYN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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