strangeangel Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 20 hours ago, Cavcraft said: If there's a shitter possible way to guff £565 of money on eBay, I'm pretty sure nobody will ever find it. turd.jpg https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Teardrop-Camper-Pod-Trailer/283724465697?hash=item420f4bc621:g:tqMAAOSwoDVeBjst Look at the pissing two-and-eight of the thing. I'd rather spend the night camped out in Jordan's minge. On the plus side, this was lurking in the 'suggested items' at the bottom of the page when I looked at the horror: Hopefully this rare and interesting French 'van isn't just about to fall into the hands of some cuntfuttock who'll paint it pink and festoon the poor old thing in bunting... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1965-Caravelair-Alsace-confort-vintage-French-retro-festival-touring-caravan/274160610168 Stevebrookman, BL Bloke, vulgalour and 3 others 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 18 minutes ago, strangeangel said: Speaking of shit for sale in Donny... Probbly need 2 charge the battery then M9? Ah. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SAKURA-Electric-Bicycle-Moped-36-Volt-Not-Working-Project-/133282552024 When ever you see the good old "chocolate block (even white chocolate versions)" in a picture, you know you're on to a 'winner'. strangeangel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skizzer Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 Wahey! White bumpers, Sercks, miserable LS spec, yellow cloth seats ... and a grille made out of a potato sack but with the Chrysler badge stapled on not far from the right place. https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F274169789610 Body is mostly wob but it’s MOT exempt so who cares? JeeExEll, strangeangel, BL Bloke and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skizzer Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 The shiter’s TVR. https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F283725155760 Needs recommissioning. Does NOT need painting. MorrisItalSLX, Dick Longbridge, meggersdog and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skizzer Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 Holy Mary, this Uno just arrived through a wormhole from 1996. https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F303420988214 Seller says ‘weak engine’ (huh?) but it sounds like it just needs a service, poor wee thing. Dick Longbridge, strangeangel, face and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaughant Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 7 minutes ago, Skizzer said: Holy Mary, this Uno just arrived through a wormhole from 1996. https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F303420988214 Seller says ‘weak engine’ (huh?) but it sounds like it just needs a service, poor wee thing. I had a 3dr one in that colour and engine, cracking little car and went a lot better than 39bhp suggested it should have. Sold on at a profit to a complete nightmare person in 1994!!! Bamboocarman and Skizzer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skizzer Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 Tidy looking Lada, as far as anyone can tell from five shit photos. https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F223820559180 When did these get to be expensive? And why? This one starts at £2250 - that lovely Rover 2600 I posted the other day finished at a touch over half that, in similar condition. Also That would be a collection thread and a half. Bamboocarman and garethj 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 22 hours ago, Asimo said: £4k buys all sorts of shite. Immaculate, low miles Dodge Dynasty anyone? Cosy. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Dodge-Dynasty-3-3-LE-37000-Miles-From-New-Immaculate-Inside-And-Out/124021863458?hash=item1ce0477422:g:CYMAAOSwSw5eAjbL I absolutely LOVE this. If I thought I could get in and out of it without losing £vitalorgans then I'd buy one and run it as my company car for a while! I really do want to try some 80s YankShite in 2020. Keep them coming! Bamboocarman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 This looks GLORIOUS. Obviously shipping one in yourself is way, way more fun - but for those of us who like to lead simpler lives perhaps it's not so bad just buying one that's already here? The wheels look a bit good, and the hole in the roof probably needs attention, otherwise I'm not sure I'd be doing much at all. Bamboocarman, BL Bloke, spartacus and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Skizzer said: Wahey! White bumpers, Sercks, miserable LS spec, yellow cloth seats ... and a grille made out of a potato sack but with the Chrysler badge stapled on not far from the right place. https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F274169789610 Body is mostly wob but it’s MOT exempt so who cares? I first saw this one advertised at least six months ago. I'm sure it was minimal money and auction. New owner + chancer? Delusional on price, but the old girl definitely needs a second chance. I guess at least the oval nuggets won't be getting their mitts on it for that sort of dollar, which can only be a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabergé Greggs Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Skizzer said: Holy Mary, this Uno just arrived through a wormhole from 1996. https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F303420988214 Seller says ‘weak engine’ (huh?) but it sounds like it just needs a service, poor wee thing. I’ve seen this in the flesh, Same guy who I nearly bought a ‘65 Vespa frame from. Turned out to be bent when I arrived to pick it up. Nice chap, but as one of his bits of eBay feedback says: “nice guy, terrible mechanic”. DeeJay, Skizzer, Jerzy Woking and 1 other 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 MURICA! The photos look like they've been lifted as stills from a bailiff's bodycam, or are outtakes from an episode of Peep Show. Either way - I'm in. MURICA! MorrisItalSLX, eddyramrod, Sir Snipes and 4 others 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skizzer Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 11 minutes ago, Dick Longbridge said: I first saw this one advertised at least six months ago. I'm sure it was minimal money and auction. New owner + chancer? Delusional on price, but the old girl definitely needs a second chance. I guess at least the oval nuggets won't be getting their mitts on it for that sort of dollar, which can only be a good thing. I thought it rang a faint bell. At least it runs. I’m already long on rusty Simcas otherwise I might. £900 is toppy but not completely insane compared with some of the stuff you see; £600 probably about the going rate given its rarity? The days of £200 for a running 1970s car have mostly gone, I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 16 minutes ago, Skizzer said: I thought it rang a faint bell. At least it runs. I’m already long on rusty Simcas otherwise I might. £900 is toppy but not completely insane compared with some of the stuff you see; £600 probably about the going rate given its rarity? The days of £200 for a running 1970s car have mostly gone, I think. That's not a bad thing. I always thought the Alpines and Horizons were the underdogs re value and desirability though when compared to Sunbeams. I'd guess he'd still struggle to net £600 with 99% of the general public and the fact it's a scruffbag with no MOT. Happy to be proven wrong though. MOT history is interesting reading... it looks as though it was fired up and driven for MOT each year for many years and then sat for the following twelve months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201912275615704? 475 squid, less than 40k miles, in the home of giffers (aka Bournemouth). loserone, Supernaut, Dick Longbridge and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 For 600 or 390 quid, depending on which bit of the advert you read, you can prove you are savvy. https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201912285631939 face and Bamboocarman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimo Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 " These also make an ideal basis for a Ferrari kit car. " Wish there was a Pontiac body kit available for rusty '80s Ferraris........ Anyway, with 90 horsepower and a 3 speed Hydramatic, this is right up my street. I think I would prefer this on plain old steel wheels, but these cars are a nice, neat shape that to my eyes has aged at least as well as that of the small '80s Ferraris. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pontiac-fiero/233420724709?hash=item3658f599e5:g:FMMAAOSwSkpd5C5o Bamboocarman, Fat_Pirate, Disco Fever and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201912285628929 This could be a decent buy for £350, if you remove what appears to.be a boom box in the boot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Pastry Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Asimo said: " These also make an ideal basis for a Ferrari kit car. " Wish there was a Pontiac body kit available for rusty '80s Ferraris........ Anyway, with 90 horsepower and a 3 speed Hydramatic, this is right up my street. I think I would prefer plain old steel wheels, but they are a nice, neat shape that to my eyes has aged at least as well as that of the small '80s Ferraris. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pontiac-fiero/233420724709?hash=item3658f599e5:g:FMMAAOSwSkpd5C5o I can understand why anyone would want to wreck one of these with a fake Ferrari body. A Ferrari badge would be quicker, cheaper and would fool most people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimo Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 13 minutes ago, Mr Pastry said: I can understand why anyone would want to wreck one of these with a fake Ferrari body. A Ferrari badge would be quicker, cheaper and would fool most people. I'll keep the Pontiac badge and the £7k change . https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ferrari-replica-testarossa-RARE-OPPORTUNITY-MOT-kit-cars-modfied-car-swaps/153774686356?hash=item23cdaf8094:g:~IwAAOSwSRteA5Xh Bamboocarman and Disco Fever 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 Family transport par excellence... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Izh-jupiter-4k-with-sidecar-1982-motorcycle-bike-barn-find-Cossack-2-stroke/254464505576 Fat_Pirate, garethj, doug and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Snipes Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 1 hour ago, busmansholiday said: https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201912285628929 This could be a decent buy for £350, if you remove what appears to.be a boom box in the boot. Lots of mot fails in its history, including rot around suspension mounts. It is cheap, ideal WBOD really, but it can't be long until it's onto the boat to China. Jenson Velcro 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HONDA-CX500-LEGAL-Registered-Trike-with-V5c-Project-spares-repairs-parts-KAB-90X/293397582109 stonedagain and willswitchengage 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 Phwoar. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Zundapp-Bella-classic-vintage-Scooter-150cc-1958/254455882893 face and Bamboocarman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 Winter is here, never fear... Two and a half grand seems a lot for what is ATEOTD a pretty miserable motorcycle, though. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-1988-Jawa-TS350-Twin-Sport-motorcycle-and-Velorex-Sidecar-MOT-VGC/153777281626 Cavcraft, Disco Fever and Stinkwheel 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 5 hours ago, Skizzer said: Wahey! White bumpers, Sercks, miserable LS spec, yellow cloth seats ... and a grille made out of a potato sack but with the Chrysler badge stapled on not far from the right place. https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F274169789610 Body is mostly wob but it’s MOT exempt so who cares? 100% GAME OVER candidate for this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinkwheel Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Winter is here, never fear... Two and a half grand seems a lot for what is ATEOTD a pretty miserable motorcycle, though. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-1988-Jawa-TS350-Twin-Sport-motorcycle-and-Velorex-Sidecar-MOT-VGC/153777281626 Yeah, but a Jawa 350. The want is strongz Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 "you are highest bidder" I blame it on my xmas whisky. Thankfully reserve not met..... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-Moto-Guzzi-850-T3-FB-Unregistered-US-Import-Classic-Restoration-Project/312914816480?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3D5ae8b029c8614e368ac8cc0a979af49e%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D312914816480%26itm%3D312914816480%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2380057&_trksid=p2380057.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3A1f7dabe2-2a19-11ea-854b-74dbd1803bb1|parentrq%3A50df20d216f0aadad8aeaf5effa72336|iid%3A1 Skizzer, spartacus, stonedagain and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaughant Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 11 hours ago, Asimo said: I'll keep the Pontiac badge and the £7k change . https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ferrari-replica-testarossa-RARE-OPPORTUNITY-MOT-kit-cars-modfied-car-swaps/153774686356?hash=item23cdaf8094:g:~IwAAOSwSRteA5Xh The awful thing is I really like that. I'm really sorry. New POD, spartacus, Asimo and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 This Sceptre makes Barrett's look ready for Pebble Beach. garethj, anonymous user, Skizzer and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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