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(Hard to tell if they're actually lorry wheels next to it, or just wheel barrow  ones)

'Iaxam 500cc diesel. 85 mpg. Very lightweight. Running. Needs some tlc. No texts. Call'

 

Facebook Marketplace.

 

(There is no phone number to ring and the car is listed as '2000 Asia', probably due to FB not recognising the make. 

 

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4 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

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(Hard to tell if they're actually lorry wheels next to it, or just wheel barrow  ones)

'Iaxam 500cc diesel. 85 mpg. Very lightweight. Running. Needs some tlc. No texts. Call'

 

Facebook Marketplace.

 

(There is no phone number to ring and the car is listed as '2000 Asia', probably due to FB not recognising the make. 

 

So the background shite tells a story as well.......

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If there's a shitter possible way to guff £565 of money on eBay, I'm pretty sure nobody will ever find it.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Teardrop-Camper-Pod-Trailer/283724465697?hash=item420f4bc621:g:tqMAAOSwoDVeBjst

 

Look at the pissing two-and-eight of the thing. I'd rather spend the night camped out  in Jordan's minge.

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Re-enact those fun moments when Welshpool was a bit of a bastard to negotiate in a commercial vehicle (due to an un-nerving amount of pre-VOSA attention from the ministry), by simply buying this unbelievably still tested Transit and driving it home.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mk3-Ford-Transit-Van/254464915140?hash=item3b3f4a76c4:g:yIsAAOSwhvReBkgS

 

They've helpfully included exactly how many kilograms of Isopon is need to sort those pesky arches out, too.

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On 12/26/2019 at 5:16 PM, Skizzer said:

I like Sud Sprints but had kinda glossed over this one until I noticed it has an original Eric Arsehole number plate.  (A contender for the fiercely contested title of Swansea’s worst car dealer, back in the day.)

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https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F133285393404

 

I’ve posted the link in case anyone cares but it’s too much money for a total resto case. 

Eric Asshole oh yes!!!! 

 

My Mrs had an argument with him over double payments on her bosses punto van and he mistakenly used the words "listen to me little girl" down the phone to her in an aggressive manner. 

One of the other salesmen shook her hand when she went back over to collect some bits a few weeks later saying they'd never seen Asshole so shaky after a phone call!!! 

Jinty Day of the days empire running it now, aforementioned doing a good job. She was in my junior school and known her from around mumbles back in the day, nice girl to be fair. I would imagine the advent of the newer fiat 500 hasn't hurt sales much either. 

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7 minutes ago, sdkrc said:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1971-saab-95-v4/1362107410

Runs apparently. Also 1.5yrs away from being MOT and tax exempt. 

MOT exemption is 40 years not 50, so you’re all set just to drive away with confidence*.

 

Edit: Although you might want some number plates.

Estate, too. Nice.

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3 hours ago, DVee8 said:

ohh! for some reason I have a strange hankering for one of these, neat to see one over here :) 

too expensive and not ULEZ exempt enough for me to cheekily send the link to mum tho sadly!

Date of manufacture of 1992 but date of registration of 1993, dosent look like it spent long in the US if at all curiously enough...

(im curious does it have RHD or LHD head lamps, RHD steering wheel for easy post box access, but was made for use on US roads so I imagine it would have LHD head lamps still?) 

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43 minutes ago, Skizzer said:

MOT exemption is 40 years not 50, so you’re all set just to drive away with confidence*.

 

Edit: Although you might want some number plates.

Estate, too. Nice.

 

It's also AS Beige; WINNAR.

  

8 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

Honda Logo, in the parts section but looks decent enough.  Photos are a little strange though.

 

Insta-bellend photo effects. There's a lot of it about, just be grateful the photographer didn't tick the box that gives everything cat whiskers.

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This rather tasty 760 wagon is only a few numbers away from the the reg on my mk2 Granada estate (which is C150 HTW).

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https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F164008494898

Would be great for a 1985 V6 executive load-lugger Giant Test.  

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I have never seen an Avanti kit car, and in fact I still haven’t because this is the best picture.

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https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F392611203793

Excellent condition with no rust at all

It’s made of bloody fibreglass.

MoT and Tax exempt

I think you might find this counts as a substantial modification, so no it isn’t.

Verdict: You’re not even trying, are you? Moron.

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4 hours ago, DVee8 said:

A 20valve Turbo,for £395. That must be a lot of performance for little cash..

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/788668964984643/

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They still managed to show the number plates with their shitty photos (YD52 LZO), and the MOT history isn't scary either!

Massive bargain!

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