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14 hours ago, Skizzer said:

Clean but boggo Maestro with 17k miles and a 99p start.

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Those folded metal bumpers were seriously grim by 1992.  AR were really rubbing your nose in your refusal to spec up to an LX or an R8.

The tailgate panel fit is a sight to behold as well - look at the gap by the o/s tail light, it’s about half an inch proud of the quarter panel.

Up to £820 already - those hedge funds have finally cottoned on to what a surefire investment these are and you can get your money back anytime*. 

Is it my screen or is there massive colour mismatch on some lower panels?

I love the daft signs they put over the plates...like those paper things with two shoe soles printed on them in the footwell...what a lark!

*we can freeze your assets at any time if you ask for your money back because we have actually spent it on helicopters and Brazilian go-go dancers.

"supplied  new by Albert Farnell LTD of Guiseley Leeds to a Mr Dale of Baildon on the seventh of December 1992"....oh wow  

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16 minutes ago, lesapandre said:

Up to £820 already - those hedge funds have finally cottoned on to what a surefire investment these are and you can get your money back anytime*. 

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*we can freeze your assets at any time if you ask for your money back because we have actually spent it on helicopters and Brazilian go-go dancers....

You invested* in Neil Woodford's equity funds, then? ?

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6 hours ago, cort16 said:

You mean the Gravy Boat? Luckily it was only the yellow one in the TT, when my wife's friend asked about it. 

To be fair, a 26 year old is not likely to have seen an oil can like the symbol is and it does look a lot like a Gravy Boat. A bit like the Volcano erupting light/animation you get on VAG looks nothing really like what it's indicating. 

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a blank canvas that could be used for a variety of different things

family car, dogging, wedding hire, the list goes on

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this particular cab has carried famous people to include George Best, Mick Jagger and his brother chris who lived in Muswell hill

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Wait a minute, did you just say dogging?

 

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12 minutes ago, Skizzer said:

a blank canvas that could be used for a variety of different things

family car, dogging, wedding hire, the list goes on

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this particular cab has carried famous people to include George Best, Mick Jagger and his brother chris who lived in Muswell hill

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Wait a minute, did you just say dogging?

Forgot FakeTaxi. ?

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5 minutes ago, Remspoor said:

Forgot FakeTaxi. ?

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Too soon, maybe?

They did remember ‘street coffee vendor’ though. Which could be interesting as the back windows on these only wind down about three inches, so if a punter orders a grande you’ll have to find a way of piping it out to them.

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If you turn your head and look at that Mercedes warning light, it looks like Pacman has just jumped out of his space craft to give a stick man a blow job. (The gauges are during and after knob indication levels)

 

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59 minutes ago, SiC said:

You mean the Gravy Boat? Luckily it was only the yellow one in the TT, when my wife's friend asked about it. 

To be fair, a 26 year old is not likely to have seen an oil can like the symbol is and it does look a lot like a Gravy Boat. A bit like the Volcano erupting light/animation you get on VAG looks nothing really like what it's indicating. 

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Mrs BMH rang me once in a panic asking what the warning light that looks like a frogs face ment.

Took me ages to work it out, but yes it was that one.

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