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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-500CL/264511047623?hash=item3d961647c7:g:lB8AAOSwmFtdiQto

 

£1,900 repaint it to make it look £20,000 worse.

 

The random words in capital letters are possibly the lyrics to Skee-Lo's 'I Wish'

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This front of this Nova looks like the ridiculous pout some 55 year old MILF on Facebook has as her profile picture.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Nova-club-1-2/133216459314?hash=item1f0451da32:g:xEMAAOSwXqpds0pk

 

There's some story about his sister hitting a barn in it, but he'd have increased the interest and bids exponentially if he'd said she'd aimed at it at that fucking Iv*co. 

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7 hours ago, egg said:

Location: Canterbury. Not a part I recognise ?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1523723781098623/

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Shows up on DVLA as:

RENAULT MEGANE SCENIC

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2003 and it's BEIGE

SORN'd, apparently. MoT ran out 21st January last.

https://www.vehiclesmart.com/vehicle-smart-check.jsp?reg=GJ03RDV&utm_campaign=sharing&utm_source=vehicle-smart-search&utm_medium=app

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Image result for bananarama robert de niro

 

Rigger boots flat to the floor 

two hair cuts in one if not more 

loose dogs living next door

Are never what they seem, oooh 

A wank in the park can become a bad dream 

Just like using this fucker for tree surgery 

where is the best place to export them all 

EMR Manchester or Liverpool? 

Robert De Niro's cash is waiting 

Taking Ivecos

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Iveco-75E17-Tipper-Spares-Or-Repairs-Tree-Surgery-Surgeon-Arborist-Chipper/193156164580?hash=item2cf9012be4:g:2b8AAOSw4ARcvLC~

 

I don't need a boy
I've got a van with no steel
Don't come any closer

or the axle will fall off

if you breath on it or touch it

so please for the sake of your own sanity

don't have one of these even if it's free
I never wanted this to happen to me
Don't try to change me you're wasting your time

I'd rather have an LDV and walk all the time

Robert De Niro's cash is waiting
Taking Ivecos
 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/iveco-35s12-spares-repairs-2004-Spare-Engine-Prop-and-Diff-Job-Lot/153695850020?hash=item23c8fc8e24:g:1igAAOSwSqZdsLZ7

Robert De Niro's cash is waiting
Taking Ivecos

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Iveco-Daily-2-3-Auto-Lwb-Van-2013-spares-or-repair-project-non-runner/123834948309?hash=item1cd5235ad5:g:NFAAAOSwbbtdKlj~

Robert De Niro's cash is waiting
Taking Ivecos
 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/52-LHD-IVECO-DAILY-S12-LWB-VAN-SPARES-0R-REPAIR/274050401717?hash=item3fcead45b5:g:3l8AAOSwLARdov8G

 

Robert De Niro's cash is waiting
Taking Ivecos (Taking Ivecos)


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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/iveco-recovery-truck-spares-or-repair/264488491679?hash=item3d94be1a9f:g:vrQAAOSwL-FdmJi-

 

Robert De Niro's waiting (cash tonight)

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34 minutes ago, Snipes said:

Is that a disguised/cloned UK plate, or a Romanian plate that happens to read like a UK plate?

Both. The current Romanian plate system was introduced in about 1997, whilst the current British one started in September 2001. The similarity wasn't a problem until the Romanians started migrating to Britain after joining the EU. 

They thought it was an excellent idea to buy RHD cars in Britain, put them on Romanian plates and carry on driving in Britain. No need to pay for VED, MoT or insurance. ANPR has problems identifying Romanian plates so escape speeding or parking penalties. Where the Romanian plate has a UK duplication - and many do - only the UK car is searchable on DVLA; there is no equivalent for Romania.

Highly illegal,  but police enforcement is patchy at best.

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Low miles Ital 1.3 that looks like it has life left in it. Just like a Morris Minor but slightly better in every way.

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Certainly much cheaper than a Minor in the same condition.  1.3 is power enough most of the time.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Ital-1300-HL-1275-A-Series-Low-Milage/323959237150?hash=item4b6d79aa1e:g:MzYAAOSwY-Nds1fq

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3 hours ago, Asimo said:

Low miles Ital 1.3 that looks like it has life left in it. Just like a Morris Minor but slightly better in every way.

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Certainly much cheaper than a Minor in the same condition.  1.3 is power enough most of the time.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Ital-1300-HL-1275-A-Series-Low-Milage/323959237150?hash=item4b6d79aa1e:g:MzYAAOSwY-Nds1fq

That doesn't look too bad with a new MOT included.  I passed my test in my dad's Ital 1.3 (a long time ago) so maybe I'm wearing slightly rose tinted glasses though,

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2 hours ago, egg said:

Then again £8k gets you this. If I had it parked at home school run mums/bin lorries/delivery vans would hit it every week...

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I've got one of these, same year, different engine. Absolutely would recommend. Very cheap to run but you're completely screwed if something hard to replace goes. I've been looking for a windscreen for quite a while now...

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