strangeangel Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-1988-LADA-NIVA-5-SPEED-UK-CAR-1600-COSSACK-RHD-4X4-NO-RESERVE-BARN-FIND/174044676597 Heidel_Kakao 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 CA Calthorpe! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1957-BEDFORD-CA-CALTHORPE-HOMECRUISER-Very-Rare/372787296308 anonymous user, puddlethumper, w00dy and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 21 minutes ago, strangeangel said: CA Calthorpe! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1957-BEDFORD-CA-CALTHORPE-HOMECRUISER-Very-Rare/372787296308 One of the best things ever seen on this thread. Truly tremendous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201909031829090? If I was a cynical bastard, I'd say this was from an episode of one of those Police series on Channel 5. But I'm not (!), it just says Alternator just went Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraWomble Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 Summers over..... So why not buy a R8 ragtop https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/358022648149850/ Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 https://www.desperateseller.co.uk/cars-for-sale/advert/53954624/101085/0 We have recently reduced our asking price from £400 to £300. This car has been HPi history checked. We are based in Edinburgh Impressive, Even more impressive MoT history, well it's last one.... Reason(s) for failure Parking brake lever has no reserve travel (3.1.6b) Brake pedal creeps down when held under pressure (3.3.B.1a) Rear brake disc in such a condition that it is seriously weakened (3.5.1i) Offside rear brake binding (3.7.B.1) Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively both (8.2.2) Headlamp aim beam image obviously incorrect both (1.8.A.1b) Exhaust emits an excessive level of metered smoke (7.4.B.3a) Rear Exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases (7.1.2) Macpherson strut insecure mounting bolt broken (2.4.G.1) Nearside Front Suspension arm has excessive play in a ball joint (2.4.G.2) Nearside Track rod end ball joint dust cover excessively deteriorated so that it no longer prevents the ingress of dirt (2.2.C.1c) Nearside Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded outer sill (2.4.A.3) Offside Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded outer sill (2.4.A.3) Brake pipe inadequately clipped both front to rear (3.6.B.1) Rear Lower engine mounting deteriorated resulting in excessive movement (6.1.D.1a) Advisory notice item(s) Front brake disc worn, pitted or scored, but not seriously weakened (3.5.1i) Offside Front Brake pipe slightly corroded (3.6.B.2c) Nearside Rear Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1) Nearside Front Suspension arm rubber bush deteriorated but not resulting in excessive movement rear bush incorrectly fitted (2.4.G.2) Cord Fourteener and Cavcraft 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 I'd love to splosh with Juliette Binoche But I'd rather give this a Stu_CDX wash https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-astra-mk1-1-2l/183975458129?hash=item2ad5cab551:g:TGEAAOSwBb1ddrBJ I'd love to spend hours servicing Stephanie Powers But I'd rather enter the inside of this Mayflower's https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Mayflower-TT15427-DL/233354880032?hash=item365508e420:g:STwAAOSwBzpdkLzi And I'd like to make Meryl Streep's 'radiator' weep But I'd sooner pull the Wranglers off this Jeep https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Wrangler-jeep-tj-5-7-V8-chevy-4x4-manual/303297823708?hash=item469df583dc:g:PcAAAOSwtl5dAAPx Sing Katie Melua a sonnet as she opens her Beetle bonnet But I'd rather get this bike and ride on it https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-GT380-A/323924706143?hash=item4b6b6ac35f:g:dHsAAOSw7ntdgjlW and I'd love to show Meg my big middle leg But I'd rather lick this Rover's pos/neg https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-sd1-v8-3500-auto-efi-moonraker-blue-long-mot-see-listing/383162711607?hash=item593646fe37:g:9GwAAOSwJpxdg9wt But as much as I'd hate to drain Susan Boyle's sump I'd rather do that than drive this steaming lump https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Iveco-Daily-XLWB-Camper/163880258716?hash=item2628064c9c:g:SooAAOSwwO9digTg MorrisItalSLX, skattrd, Supernaut and 13 others 2 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 strangeangel and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KitKat Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 Volvo 240 porn https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F264482092589 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-cb250n-superdream-delux-1983-y-reg-genuine-barn-find-classic-cummuter-bike/223684824503?hash=item3414a78db7:g:TLIAAOSweZ9dj1vK i've watchlisted this, Kerry had one back in her yoof, so may be just the machine to re-live the olden days? Fat_Pirate and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Marina Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 3 hours ago, strangeangel said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-1988-LADA-NIVA-5-SPEED-UK-CAR-1600-COSSACK-RHD-4X4-NO-RESERVE-BARN-FIND/174044676597 Mint. It only looks six months old. Stevebrookman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Marina Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Cavcraft said: I'd love to splosh with Juliette Binoche But I'd rather give this a Stu_CDX wash https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-astra-mk1-1-2l/183975458129?hash=item2ad5cab551:g:TGEAAOSwBb1ddrBJ I'd love to spend hours servicing Stephanie Powers But I'd rather enter the inside of this Mayflower's https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Mayflower-TT15427-DL/233354880032?hash=item365508e420:g:STwAAOSwBzpdkLzi And I'd like to make Meryl Streep's 'radiator' weep But I'd sooner pull the Wranglers off this Jeep https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Wrangler-jeep-tj-5-7-V8-chevy-4x4-manual/303297823708?hash=item469df583dc:g:PcAAAOSwtl5dAAPx Sing Katie Melua a sonnet as she opens her Beetle bonnet But I'd rather get this bike and ride on it https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-GT380-A/323924706143?hash=item4b6b6ac35f:g:dHsAAOSw7ntdgjlW and I'd love to show Meg my big middle leg But I'd rather lick this Rover's pos/neg https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-sd1-v8-3500-auto-efi-moonraker-blue-long-mot-see-listing/383162711607?hash=item593646fe37:g:9GwAAOSwJpxdg9wt But as much as I'd hate to drain Susan Boyle's sump I'd rather do that than drive this steaming lump https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Iveco-Daily-XLWB-Camper/163880258716?hash=item2628064c9c:g:SooAAOSwwO9digTg Tell me about your mother.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith777 Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 I'm totally fecking lost but I do have a thing for Helen Mirren ! S2000 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 Turbo diesel Renault 19 in need of sill weldage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 4 hours ago, strangeangel said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-LONDON-TAXI-FAIRWAY-LTI-HACKNEY-CARRIAGE-CONVERTIBLE-CLASSIC-PROMO-WEDDING/274027337798 I actually quite like that, apart from that front nearside door. What the hell is going on there? Even more mysterious is that the ad makes absolutely zero mention of it either. JeeExEll 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brodders Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 Soft focus being used in an attempt to add sex appeal to a diesel Passat estate. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Passat-Estate-Z1-1-9-TDI/123921748366?hash=item1cda4fd18e:g:8KcAAOSw7fBdj38~ garethj and egg 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brodders Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 The only thing more remarkable than the survival of a 90s BMW advertised with the strapline "BMW e34 518i rwd manual retro" is the fact the 518 badge is still on the back of it, Currently £350. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-e34-518i-rwd-manual-retro/202788830257?hash=item2f3727fc31:g:SokAAOSw2XhdfIXJ Cavcraft and Supernaut 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brodders Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Cheap, 12 months MOT and not a million miles from Chester; I think we all know how this will end. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-F-1-4/163882322093?_trkparms=aid%3D333200%26algo%3DCOMP.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20171012094517%26meid%3D9a3fc90f8f634819ae847bdeb9acb5f9%26pid%3D100008%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D174045437664%26itm%3D163882322093%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675&_trksid=p2047675.c100008.m2219 Dannyk, Cavcraft and gadgetgricey 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitsisigma01 Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 10 minutes ago, Brodders said: Soft focus being used in an attempt to add sex appeal to a diesel Passat estate. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Passat-Estate-Z1-1-9-TDI/123921748366?hash=item1cda4fd18e:g:8KcAAOSw7fBdj38~ "mine for 9 years, never let me down" Well maybe apart from the 3 months it took him/her to get it mot'd after getting this failure sheet Nearside Front Suspension component mounting prescribed area excessively corroded significantly reducing structural strength inner sill to floor (5.3.6 (a) (i)) Offside Front Suspension component mounting prescribed area excessively corroded significantly reducing structural strength inner sill to floor (5.3.6 (a) (i)) Offside Front Sub-frame corroded and seriously weakened (5.3.3 (b) (i)) Nearside Front Sub-frame corroded and seriously weakened (5.3.3 (b) (i)) Monitor and repair if necessary (advisories): Spare tyre defective () Nearside Rear Suspension component mounting prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive jack mount (5.3.6 (a) (i)) Offside Rear Suspension component mounting prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive jack mount (5.3.6 (a) (i)) Exhaust has a minor leak of exhaust gases (6.1.2 (a)) Front Registration plate deteriorated but not likely to be misread (0.1 (b)) Rear Registration plate deteriorated but not likely to be misread (0.1 (b)) I'M OOT Wilko220, Skizzer and Cavcraft 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 4 hours ago, Supernaut said: I actually quite like that, apart from that front nearside door. What the hell is going on there? Even more mysterious is that the ad makes absolutely zero mention of it either. Black cabs used to all be like that, the nearside front was an open luggage rack; it was only the FX4 that started the fad for having a new-fangled door instead. egg, clayts450 and Supernaut 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 10 hours ago, strangeangel said: I think I may have posted this before, so apologies in advance if I have... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-J9-COACHBUILT-SUIT-MOBILE-SHOP-EXHIBITION-VEHICLE-CAMPER-OR-OTHER-USES/123922473559 No need to applogise it's brilliant. That water heater is very dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 'Hero turbo sport' sounds like some sort of 398BHP Japanese super car. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Puch-Hero-Turbo-Sport/143398361545?hash=item21633559c9:g:MqcAAOSwZVVdTZaT catsinthewelder, MarvinsMom, face and 4 others 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 10 hours ago, Brodders said: The only thing more remarkable than the survival of a 90s BMW advertised with the strapline "BMW e34 518i rwd manual retro" is the fact the 518 badge is still on the back of it, Currently £350. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-e34-518i-rwd-manual-retro/202788830257?hash=item2f3727fc31:g:SokAAOSw2XhdfIXJ As much as I like old BMWs, my 316i is plenty slow enough. I know somebody who had an E34 518i for a while. He reckoned it was slower than a week in jail. The gap between the engine and radiator in the engine bay was somehow even more hilarious than it is in my 316i. MorrisItalSLX and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 31 minutes ago, Supernaut said: The gap between the engine and radiator in the engine bay was somehow even more hilarious than it is in my 316i. Worse than an early V6 Holden Commodore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
face Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 On 9/27/2019 at 8:44 PM, BoggyMires said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Metro-ARX-Turbo-Or-Gta-Gta/133175274758?hash=item1f01dd6d06:g:5CkAAOSwhfhdgWJ7 ARX metro? Never heard of it. 3 hours left on this bwadbwoy... I took my driving lessons and passed my test in an ARX. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Snipes Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Yes; Cavcraft and Supernaut 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2286460725000726/I'm off to view this now. Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk Cavcraft, Vantman, Supernaut and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 This is as good as it looks bodywise. Engine is sweet and has full history. The interior is mint although the glovebox is held up with a giffer repair. The exhaust is loud and boomy. It's also blowing from the front. I suspect it wants a full system. I need to do some maths. He's offered a monkey for the saab as well.Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 He also told me someone from Scotland has rang and offered to px another saab as well. Anyone on here?Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floatylight Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 200 BRM..https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F153657263824Sent from my Moto G (5) using Tapatalk somewhatfoolish, meggersdog, face and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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