JeeExEll Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Hellow. I'm a Zephyr. A soft gentle breeze. And this is why ↓ A 2-litre Essex V4, with column gearchange. Fucking bastards at Ford. In my 50 year life I've covered 20,000 miles. That's 400 miles each year for 50 years, or just breezing along a little more than a single mile each day since 1969. Miles per hour, what's that? My speedo would barely flicker to read a tiny 8 on a miles per week setting. But anyway, why not take a seat and just enjoy the view. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ZEPHYR-MARK-4-2-0-MANUAL-COLUMN-CHANGE-BENCH-SEAT-20-000-MILES-NICE/123833335828?hash=item1cd50ac014:g:0X0AAOSwqktdA5j4&redirect=mobile What a lovely old base-spec Zeff. This has to be the best one I've ever seen. Would be great to see it being used as someone's daily. Or as a taxi. 'Where to squire? - city centre, righto....'. Asking £9k price tag though. Nine farzand pands to take you back to around 1971. Expect it to reappear soon in a White Room ad with the front wheels turned at 'that angle' and offered at £29,950 till the end of time. Skizzer, busmansholiday, stonedagain and 8 others 10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/482326859205504/ LightBulbFun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 This is zil https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/580452642483650/ clayts450 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2099347627034380/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Ignis sport https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1059029054293577/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/745719879180333/ Disco Fever 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Billy new truck https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1282425771925145/ MarvinsMom, Cavcraft, Aston Martin and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Has the roof been photoshopped off that Metro, or did they do a pick up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schaefft Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 On 7/11/2019 at 12:21 PM, Coprolalia said: Where's that bargain barge thread gone? 4.2 v8 dual-fuel A8 Quattro. 105k, and if you look past the mild barrying, all the original bits are in the boot. Dirt cheap. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-A8-4-2-Quattro-LPG-Dual-Fuel/254289068500?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649 One of these already showed up in my personal bargain barge thread, just in S8 flavor. Too bad most of these seem to be at the brink of a 3 grand+ gearbox repair, this one might be alright at that mileage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schaefft Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Speaking of bargain barges, how about an MOT failure Rolls Royce for under 2k? https://www.gumtree.com/p/rolls-royce/rolls-royce-silver-spirit/1345764448 Brodders, 500tops, Braddon81 and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schaefft Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 And another one: https://www.gumtree.com/p/rolls-royce/1982-rolls-royce-spirit-/1345672451 DVee8 and MorrisItalSLX 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schaefft Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 And if all of these bargain basement Rollers are a little too pompous for you, how about this Bentley: https://www.gumtree.com/p/bentley/bentley-bentley-8-saloon-1985-b-reg-/1345852074 I cannot believe these 3 are for sale at the same time, all for around 2 grand. MorrisItalSLX, Brodders, cort16 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
83C Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 I’d love an 80’s Royce or Bentley. A Turbo R will be mine one day. But for the price the above 3 are, I’d be very very nervous. They’re not complex cars but by fuck they know how to rinse your wallet when they want to. egg and DVee8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 seller's legs inspire confidence ? DialATune, Cavcraft, stereotype and 8 others 4 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Brilliantly dreadful Clio for £200 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Clio-1-2-1992/143327935580?hash=item215f02bc5c:g:mckAAOSwJNpdKPCV It's really a seventy quider, but hope somebody buys it. Burnside, 500tops, Skizzer and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheffcortinacentre Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Some idiot was cut extra doors in to that escort!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 36 minutes ago, Schaefft said: And if all of these bargain basement Rollers are a little too pompous for you, how about this Bentley: https://www.gumtree.com/p/bentley/bentley-bentley-8-saloon-1985-b-reg-/1345852074 I cannot believe these 3 are for sale at the same time, all for around 2 grand. Fucking wars, that's still tested too. Not for long mind and would probably bankrupt several large nations trying to get it through the next one. MorrisItalSLX and lesapandre 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Green Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 https://www.gumtree.com/p/vans/renault-4-van-1988/1344600587 500tops, egg, Bamboocarman and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulinprague Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Whoah. Look at this heap o tat. A big old van inexpertly made into a caravette. Only 1500 quid or thereabouts. https://auto.bazos.cz/inzerat/105985672/AVIA-FURGON-21-1-TURBO-OBYTNA.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Green Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Seems to have been donated at a British Heart Foundation shop in Bristol. It's in their car park and they are Ebaying it. 1.5 Auto. Long MOT. 69K. Looks mint. a https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-Classic-1984-MAZDA-323-Automatic-1-5-White-69k-FSH-Petrol-1-of-1-K16/392329237903?_trkparms=aid%3D888008%26algo%3DDISC.CARDS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D59004%26meid%3D26cad0ee3a914cfc80e2ddb474f296ab%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D2%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D333254685336%26itm%3D392329237903%26pg%3D2047675&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982 michael t, Cavcraft, Burnside and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Green Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Cool "murdered out" camper: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-MASTER-DCI-CAMPER-ADVENTURE-HUNTING-FISHING-CUSTOM-VAN-VIDEO/264394017861?hash=item3d8f1c8c45:g:Q5UAAOSwwYldJjl3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovorsche Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 53 minutes ago, Paulinprague said: Whoah. Look at this heap o tat. A big old van inexpertly made into a caravette. Only 1500 quid or thereabouts. https://auto.bazos.cz/inzerat/105985672/AVIA-FURGON-21-1-TURBO-OBYTNA.php That looks like a fibreglass roof, why the hell would you put a ladder on the back so people could stand on it, briefly ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 11 hours ago, wuvvum said: This sold for £4K - seems a hell of a lot for a CX with no test since 2011, clean as it is.... Someone wanted it badly enough. Wasn't me. TRS 22 means PSA/Douvrin J6T engine with carburettor and cambelt - sort of "back to basics" for the CX range. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 4 hours ago, anonymous user said: Has the roof been photoshopped off that Metro, or did they do a pick up? there are several factory built metro pick up trucks, which were design concepts, and a whole series of home brewed ones. that one was for sale on ebay either last year or the year before, it wasn't cheap and was a home brewed up pick up. though it was quiet well done, it was a mix of mark one panel work, with mark 2 bumpers and dash board with mg seats. i'm glad to see its still around! anonymous user 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1132834 if the advert is correct, this must be one of, if not the best marina's left in the world. i can see that if i do manage to move the mini 1000 on that i may do something very foolish, like buy a Morris Marina......... ...... cos i'm an idiot MorrisItalSLX, Brodders, BL Bloke and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 one of the oddest 205 types. https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1645226341.htm/ BL Bloke, Burnside, loserone and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Bond 875 in France! Must be almost unique over there. Note UK Reliant photobomb. https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1552019746.htm/ Bamboocarman, Burnside, MarvinsMom and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 I'd have a look at this MOT expired monster, as it is just round the corner, but bloody hell £500? What planet... https://www.gumtree.com/p/microcar/microcar-virgo-plus-spares.-popular-with-drivers-that-only-hold-a-motorcycle-license.-spare-repair/1345232865 Cavcraft and Burnside 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Allegro-1-3-super/233273970522?hash=item3650364f5a:g:VOQAAOSwhwpdF1t2 tasty looking allegro 2 in Reynard metallic. i could lick it all over Burnside, Cavcraft, Bamboocarman and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 9 hours ago, MarvinsMom said: https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1132834 if the advert is correct, this must be one of, if not the best marina's left in the world. i can see that if i do manage to move the mini 1000 on that i may do something very foolish, like buy a Morris Marina......... ...... cos i'm an idiot Better move before Grand Tour / Top Gear buy it in order to drop a grand piano on. EssDeeWon and BorniteIdentity 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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