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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-Rascal/223513325521?hash=item340a6eafd1:g:U8wAAOSwBmdc2Cki

 

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Nice photo.........not so nice MOT failure list.Repair immediately (major defects):

  • Windscreen washer jets misaligned and not providing sufficient fluid to the windscreen (3.5 (a))
  • Nearside Front Headlamp aim too high (4.1.2 (a))
  • Offside Front Headlamp aim projected beam image is obviously incorrect (4.1.2 (c))
  • Nearside Front Brake hose excessively damaged (1.1.12 (b) (ii))
  • Offside Front Brake hose excessively damaged (1.1.12 (b) (ii))
  • Nearside Front Seat belt anchorage prescribed area strength or continuity significantly reduced (7.1.1 (a) (i))
  • Offside Front Seat belt anchorage prescribed area strength or continuity significantly reduced (7.1.1 (a) (i))
  • Steering component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded At steering rack. (2.1.2 (e) (i))
  • Rear Exhaust system insecure (6.1.2 (a))
  • Nearside Front Suspension component mounting prescribed area excessively corroded significantly reducing structural strength Strut mounts. (5.3.6 (a) (i))
  • Offside Rear Suspension component mounting prescribed area is inadequately repaired Spring mount. (5.3.6 (a) (i))
  • Offside Front Suspension component mounting prescribed area excessively corroded significantly reducing structural strength Strut top mount. (5.3.6 (a) (i))
  • Offside Suspension arm ball joint dust cover no longer prevents the ingress of dirt (5.3.4 (b) (ii))
  • Nearside Rear Service brake excessively fluctuating (1.2.1 (e))
  • Nearside Rear Service brake grabbing severely (1.2.1 (c))
  • Suspension component pin or bush excessively worn Steering box drop arm (5.3.4 (a) (i))
  • Exhaust emissions hydrocarbon content excessive (8.2.1.2 (b))

Repair as soon as possible (minor defects):

  • Offside Front Drivers door pillar deteriorated so the door cannot be readily opened or closed (6.2.3 (c) (i))

Monitor and repair if necessary (advisories):

  • Steering lock/ignition barrel damaged.
  • Both rear sliding door handles loose.
  • Offside Sliding door corroded.
  • Nearside Front and rear sill damaged.
  • Oil leak, but not excessive (8.4.1 (a) (i))
  • Nearside Front Floor corroding.
  • Offside Front Floor corroding.
  • Offside Front Tyre slightly damaged/cracking or perishing (5.2.3 (d) (ii))
  • Nearside Rear Tyre slightly damaged/cracking or perishing (5.2.3 (d) (ii))
  • Nearside Rear Inner sill corroded but not structural.
  • Offside Rear Inner wheel arch corroded but not structural.
  • Nearside Rear Shock absorbers has slight external damage to the casing (5.3.2 (b))
  • Rear diff main seal slight leak.
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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Ital-Estate-1275cc-A-Series-1-3-SL-in-Beige-Brown-Trim-Motd-drive-away/372669813893?hash=item56c4da1485:g:l18AAOSw609c2okj

hot beige Ital action.

it may be one of the ugliest cars ever built, but it still looks lovely to me.,

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its even got a comprehensive* set of instruments..

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Marina/113746150808?hash=item1a7bcc8598:g:O5gAAOSwKZFc19Aa

for twice as much money as the Ital, the far better looking Marina,

my father had one when i was small. it was crap  (a mark 1 1800 super in Vamillion) in a rusty sortta way, but it took us to see Nana, shopping, on holidays and the like without fail for the better part of 5 years.

so it wasn't that crap after all!

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On 5/13/2019 at 6:07 PM, New POD said:

Why? 

That's 350 for the car, 325 for the tax, 325 for the insurance. On the road for £1000. 

Assume 10k a year the tax and insurance account for 6.7p a mile. 

There's no depreciation.

Or buy a car for £2k with zero tax and loose 350 quid  a year ? 

It's all the same. 

I think it’s a lot tax wise for such a basic cheap crap car. 

A very quick search finds this cracking little Astra, https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201905017526639?advertising-location=at_cars&price-to=1000&postcode=dy33bu&page=1&co2-emissions-cars=TO_120&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used

£30 tax and 50mpg, I know where I’d spend my money 

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On 5/13/2019 at 8:24 PM, MarvinsMom said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-allegro/264317593890?hash=item3d8a8e6922:g:AQgAAOSw02Fcy2yf

this is i think  this "colour" is lime flower. or is it harvest gold?

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and the inside is quiet restrained and the steering wheel is ROUND, now that's something that won't catch on.....

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I’ve just wet my knickers.

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Image result for john cooper clarke

 

Canine Cavorting in Cleethorpes

 

Break out the buckets and spades

We're going caravanning for a few days 

a third world shit tip of crisps and lemonades

Seaview Campsite, run by  Hades.

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Mam's sister made us play out in this seaside carbuncle

as she'd be dead busy with another new uncle

do us a favour, walk to Grimbsy town

get us some more wool, here's half a crown

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An' when we'd gone she'd pull out the stops

Five quid for oral, two for fingers and tops

'ang up your coat and get in the queue

keys in the fruit bowl, you're number two

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Kitsch furnishings and wipe clean placcy

as Bob came to visit on his 500 Bukaki

and fornicated and frolicked on garish formica

before making his way for the next greasy biker

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she'd close all the nets coz she knew for certain

he'd wipe 'is knob on Cath Kidson curtain

then 'ang up 'er knickers in the front window to dry

the white stains would come off if she bothered to try

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 an' in the kitchen of this sticky backed prison

more than one pork sword had been arisen

a bread bin for the nodders, a tub for the jizzm

you can't say our Carol did nowt for tourism

 

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an' on guard old Buster was made to stay

paid like her in sausage all day

overweight and idle  and fond of a bone

but that's enough of me aunty, I wanna go home.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-caravan-Retro-summer-house-tv-prop-festival-Pop-up-cafe-film/153486224295?hash=item23bc7deba7:g:MDQAAOSwwjhcq5a~

 

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