mercrocker Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Oxford-shaped block of cornflakes for sale. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Oxford/143214839239?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D57478%26meid%3D0cd6b84b1d534de6a735186c61f30667%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D273809145772%26itm%3D143214839239&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851 If only there had been a building near by to have kept it in..... Bamboocarman, JeeExEll, Tenmil Socket and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spike60 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Sunbeam-Rapier-Fast-Back-Historic-Project-Vehicle/254187212277?hash=item3b2ebd0df5:g:rwAAAOSwmfhb8~WB Sudsprint, Alan_Green, Amishtat and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/446577616087159/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S2000 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/446577616087159/ Shit piece heinous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/620081038466100/ jumpingjehovahs, djim, BL Bloke and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CAPRI-MK1-2-0-COLLAGEN-COUPE-LHD-139000-MILEAGE-BARN-FIND-FOR-RESTORATION/233201254618?hash=item364be0c0da:g:N68AAOSwxCBct2cn mark 1 crapi from the colonies.looks pretty ace too, even if the interior is trashed. Sudsprint, Remspoor, Burnside and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-mk2-Polo-Breadvan-1989/153455267498?hash=item23baa58eaa:g:PksAAOSwJT9ct2MA my second car, and the first i ever used on the road was all but identical to this, even down to the cherry red paint. it was an ace "first" car. the first "car" in my name was a Skoda Estelle, the only car i've ever sold at a profit....... MorrisItalSLX, Aston Martin and Burnside 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-R-Reg-Austin-Mini-1-0-genuine-13k-low-miles-never-rusty-fsh-2-owners/233201235864?hash=item364be07798:g:DcIAAOSwVDBct1nT this is a proper horrid colour, from BL's baby poop range. remember when most Mini' looked like this. i love it. LightBulbFun, garethj, mercrocker and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeEP Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-R-Reg-Austin-Mini-1-0-genuine-13k-low-miles-never-rusty-fsh-2-owners/233201235864?hash=item364be07798:g:DcIAAOSwVDBct1nT this is a proper horrid colour, from BL's baby poop range. Antique gold, one of my favourite BL colours of the 70s (it would be no fun if we were all the same!), I've just acquired an Allegro in said colour. mercrocker, MarvinsMom and egg 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BL Bloke Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Slightly crusty 1.6 Tomcat with 5 months MoT £500. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-Tomcat-Coupe-1-6/254200810948?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140328180637%26meid%3D97af6f7babdc4d48a39a7ad63b794430%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D202653082207%26itm%3D254200810948&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982 clayts450, Dick Longbridge, Burnside and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Riley-elf/333161123426?hash=item4d91f34e62:g:NYMAAOSw8kFciVfq these are my favourite mini derivatives. dinky little tail fins and a chrome grill, whats not to like? somewhatfoolish, Remspoor, eddyramrod and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Antique gold, one of my favourite BL colours of the 70s (it would be no fun if we were all the same!), I've just acquired an Allegro in said colour. compared with resale silver, dog turd white or waffen ss grey, which are it seems the only colour new cars come in, those lurid BL colours from the '70s are ace. even antique gold, and lime flower.... if only cars came in such cheery colours then the world would be a better place. Bamboocarman, BeEP, Braddon81 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1966-Dodge-Polara/264287493560?hash=item3d88c31db8:g:-VwAAOSwRYNcjlcP and now for something completely different, in classic 60's yank land yacht style. how delicious is this? Sudsprint, vulgalour, Stevebrookman and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 This looks ruined Unexpected https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/392278115179?ul_noapp=true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Sunbeam-Rapier-Fast-Back-Historic-Project-Vehicle/254187212277?hash=item3b2ebd0df5:g:rwAAAOSwmfhb8~WBIf SIC thinks that the 1100 he has needs a lot of welding, having owned a couple of these in the late 70's, early 80's, my monies on it being seriously in need of the sparkly stick. With the added bonus of virtually nil spare panels. UltraWomble 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 ConvertibleAutomatic Desirable* https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/425812491530816/ Aston Martin and MorrisItalSLX 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brodders Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Common sense dictates you run away very quickly when someone from Orpington is trying to flog a crash damaged Fiesta with suspiciously low mileage. However, as it is a relatively early Mk3 you can't help but look and think is it really that bad. The answer is yes. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Fiesta-mk3-1-1-Maroon-Spares-or-Repairs/113719297867?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3Ddd3793a51502410f9b75088eb4ad728a%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D264285846334%26itm%3D113719297867&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851 djim, vulgalour, Cavcraft and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2296898057258804/ jumpingjehovahs, Aston Martin, Cavcraft and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Wartburg-311-0-standard-limousine-1960/173875845494?hash=item287bced976:g:MgkAAOSwKaBcqICt a wartburg limousine. now that is something new to me! its very, very ropey though. Semi-C, Remspoor, vulgalour and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brodders Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Although not particularly bona fide shite yet, pre face-lift Mk4 Fiestas are no longer a common sight and hold a special place in my heart (a Ghia being the first car I ever drove) Even without the personal link these are still rather sharp looking and come with sufficient quantities of fake wood to keep the most depraved and tasteless individuals satisfied. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Red-Ford-Fiesta-Ghia-1-25-v-tec-16v/264281805451?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140328180637%26meid%3D149660879858409e8b1a9499e6bf3e7e%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D113719297867%26itm%3D264281805451&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982 Burnside, mercrocker, Ghosty and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercrocker Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2296898057258804/ Eight Fucking Bags they want for that! That has to be about the most cheer-less space designed to contain a human outside of an Immigrant Removal Centre. Bet it still stinks of horse piss too.... Mr_Bo11ox, Bamboocarman, djim and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-fairlane-1964/254200103004?hash=item3b2f81c05c:g:9NQAAOSwJj9cXCvv while its not a full sized sedan but a compact, how ace is this? the answer you are looking for is "very, very ace indeed" Burnside, Uncle Jimmy, mitsisigma01 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 This looks ruined Unexpected https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/392278115179?ul_noapp=true BMW engine? WTAF is going on? BTW that baby poo brown Mini is an absolute honey, how they should look, not covered in chrome trinkets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jeep-J20/192889325877?hash=item2ce9198935:g:jTAAAOSwSjpckLyP i want to own this. and change my name to "Billy-Bob", and wear a 10 gallon hat, and drink moonshine, and marry my sister, ok that will be a step too far, but i till want to own this look how BLOODY long the thing is! clayts450, Burnside, mitsisigma01 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 You could put a hard top on that yank pickup and rent it out as a luxury flat for £££££££££££££££s, it is so huge it is in council tax band C Burnside and Aston Martin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-chrysler-newyorker/254199519009?hash=item3b2f78d721:g:RYsAAOSw~E9csxml for the wannabe mobster, who only has hoolum money, this is the perfect* solution i'vr no idea why itys hiding under a towel? either......... MorrisItalSLX, Burnside, Amishtat and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-1978-Ford-F250-Supercab-XLT-Camper-Special-All-Original-Tax-MOT-Exempt/264283268591?hash=item3d8882a5ef:g:kW8AAOSwgIRcs19h this makes the Jeep above look "small" which is not the same as "far away" in america, BIGGER is better. and i guess that they don't come much bigger than one of these. i assume that it can be driven on a car licence in this country? Disco Fever, eddyramrod, sheffcortinacentre and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pontiac-Grand-Safari-v8-auto-9-seater-wagon/333154683182?hash=item4d9191092e:g:tLgAAOSwrrhcsNZq who's up for a family vacation to "wally world"? what? no one? you all sure? we are taking this..... RobT, Paul Dupart, MorrisItalSLX and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-1978-Ford-F250-Supercab-XLT-Camper-Special-All-Original-Tax-MOT-Exempt/264283268591?hash=item3d8882a5ef:g:kW8AAOSwgIRcs19h this makes the Jeep above look "small" which is not the same as "far away" in america, BIGGER is better. and i guess that they don't come much bigger than one of these. i assume that it can be driven on a car licence in this country? That Ford is even in the forum livery! Perfect for your uncledaddy and sistermommy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Herp derp bad ad. Volvo 850 GLT, 2.5 20v auto seven seater, with velour seats (unusual) and a good radio (seems to be CD805, 50 squid on eBay). Proper old money spec. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-850-estate/153451210153?hash=item23ba67a5a9:g:5KQAAOSwFeNcqdyA £675 start, no bids and a make offer button. Be a winner for fuck all. Non-turbo 850s are absolute bargains at the moment, hence I was looking for one before I ended up with a very clean, well priced T5. Amishtat, djim, mitsisigma01 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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