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Ross_K

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It heats up, it can't cool down
Man in hat is spinning
'Round and 'round
'Round and 'round and 'round he goes
Where it stops, EMR knows

 

Astra, Astra you bastard,

I want the Hiab to grab you

Astra, Astra you bastard,

Astra you bastard

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-ASTRA-1-4-57-PLATE-110-000-MILES-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-RUNS-AND-DRIVES/233194408000?hash=item364b784840:g:iBAAAOSwJoxcrQTJ

 

Eight valves are fit, eight valves are fly

These engines make me leak from my Jap's eye

I want to bum you,, your wheels are fit

paint flatter than a witch's tit

 

 

Astra, Astra you bastard,

I want the Hiab to grab you

Astra, Astra you bastard,

Astra you bastard

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-Vauxhall-Astra-2-0-CDi-C20NE-Short-MOT-Spares-Repair-Donor-vehicle/264264770093?hash=item3d8768622d:g:BboAAOSwKVtcoicy

 

Tim Wannacott in a diver's suit buffs up this mess 

If this was Bargain Hunt, I'd say YES!

Back-to-black and sills like lace

I wanna Stu_CDX right over it's face

 

Astra, Astra you bastard,

I want the Hiab to grab you

Astra, Astra you bastard,

Astra you bastard

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-5-door-hatchback-1-4-litre-Auto-blue-1994/303120462564

 

I note with interest your photograph

giving Ventolin to a pigeon, are you having a laugh?

Being honest M8, it's not in good nick,

It's listing worse than the Titanic

 

 

Astra, Astra you bastard,

I want the Hiab to grab you

Astra, Astra you bastard,

Astra you bastard

 

 

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Dumped in a car park 'cause it broke down again

British made, falls apart in the rain

Rusty unreliable absolute shit box

but enough about the Landrover, what of the Vaux?

 

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Astra, Astra you bastard,

I want the Hiab to grab you

 

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

 

Astra, Astra you bastard,

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

Astra, you bastard

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-astra-spares-repair/153444472854?hash=item23ba00d816:g:tkMAAOSwHwRcq1di

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