Mr_Bo11ox Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Just racking my brains trying to think if I have ever seen anything quite as shit as this: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Splitscreen-T2-Splittie-Kids-Childrens-Playhouse-Trailer-Barbecue-Bar-Shed/143067295602 What even is it? Obviously you are bidding not on a genuine steel vw splitscreen but a wooden 3/4 size version. OK cheers for that! Good job you said as I was planning to drive it away. Ace keyword spamming too: Man/Toy/Child/Adult/Garden/Garage/Golf/T1/T3/Beetle/Van sensible reserve set at a lower price than £1000 Hope its £1500 lower than that. WHAT A TOTAL PILE OF USELESS SHIT, YOU SHOULD BE IN A SECURE UNIT M8 Conrad D. Conelrad, Squire_Dawson, Junkman and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Looks like some kind of mobile toilet The Reverend Bluejeans, Cavcraft, Aston Martin and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulbFun Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cherry-picker-Leyland-bmc/192776137001?hash=item2ce25a6929:g:uN4AAOSw651cKj2O 'WAS OWNED BY INVERNESS COUNCIL' 'Item location: Hexham' 'IT STILL DRIVES.' I'm not surprised, it's probably only just got there. To think of the streetlights that have been in that bucket... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-Jaguar-S-Type-3-0-SE-Auto-VGC-FACELIFT-model-with-6-sp-ZF-auto-BARGAIN/132903947197?hash=item1ef1b14bbd:g:iIQAAOSwFURbz1gi:rk:9:pf:0 £650 ono. These are really cheap now, has anyone owned one?Several of us on here have owned the same one... Dayno and anonymous user 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-metro/264109048518?hash=item3d7e2042c6:g:12UAAOSwLSZcJ8zZ more hot mark 1 metro action. though this one is crusty, but its more like how i remember them in the olden days. and check out this vinyl interior! its an early one....... been on an "X" they only went on sale in November 1980 on a "W" MorrisItalSLX, Conrad D. Conelrad and Burnside 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Norman Wisdom on the wheel arch lineThe Rat Pack crossed with Last of The Summer Wine A pack of wonky dogs having a racewhoever sprayed this must have been off his face Lynn From Alan Partridge trying to warn Terry Wogan againthat Charlie Chapin's going to kill him with a runaway trainand Thelma from The Likely Lads gets carried away by a crowsent down from the Pearly Gates to below https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2012-Mercedes-Benz-Vito-Camper-Van-6-seat-Belts-End-Kitchen-Rear-Lounge-For-Sale/352506245959?hash=item5213027347:g:otsAAOSwm-Fb3azC:rk:30:pf:0 Is that Maggie Thatcher wearing one of Whoopi Goldberg's hats she nicked from the set of Star Trek TNG painted on the driver's door? The Reverend Bluejeans and HarmonicCheeseburger 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lincoln-Town-Car/273633843472 Some water stains on back seat. I take your word for it. mercrocker and somewhatfoolish 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Norman Wisdom on the wheel arch lineThe Rat Pack crossed with Last of The Summer Wine A pack of wonky dogs having a racewhoever sprayed this must have been off his face Lynn From Alan Partridge trying to warn Terry Wogan againthat Charlie Chapin's going to kill him with a runaway trainand Thelma from The Likely Lads gets carried away by a crowsent down from the Pearly Gates to below https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2012-Mercedes-Benz-Vito-Camper-Van-6-seat-Belts-End-Kitchen-Rear-Lounge-For-Sale/352506245959?hash=item5213027347:g:otsAAOSwm-Fb3azC:rk:30:pf:0Why is Thatcher arguing with Paul McCartney? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Why is Thatcher arguing with Paul McCartney?She hate Wings. The Reverend Bluejeans and warren t claim 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-Ford-Escort-LX-Auto-1-Owner-from-New-50-000-miles-MOT-April-2019/143071129037 Bet this is a laugh a minute, carburettor CVH and an autobox!!!! What a crate BorniteIdentity, Lacquer Peel, Aston Martin and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Austin Maestro 1.6L Looks to be a nice, tidy example. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-maestro/143068916197?hash=item214f9269e5:g:hc8AAOSw-2hcJWAW:rk:1:pf:0 Burnside, MarvinsMom, Cavcraft and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Austin Metro HLE https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-metro-1983-23-000-miles/273632504948?hash=item3fb5c4ac74:g:w-8AAOSwG25cKSMQ:rk:3:pf:0 Conrad D. Conelrad, MarvinsMom, Cavcraft and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Mini Mayfair Automatic Brown velour inside! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Austin-Mini-1-0-Mayfair-Saloon-2dr-Petrol-Automatic-39-bhp/192698796318?hash=item2cddbe491e:g:Z0cAAOSwiWZbzwUp:rk:4:pf:0 Burnside, Skizzer, Rusty_Rocket and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Bond Bug 750ES We need some red orange hot Bond Bug action on this forum! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/reliant-bond-bug-trike-self-steer-towing-eye-for-towing-behind-camper/382693769028?hash=item591a537f44:g:mUIAAOSwUpFcInnB:rk:1:pf:0 Aston Martin, spike60, Junkman and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Saab 900 GLS Can somebody please buy this and destroy those black and silver plates. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Saab-900-GLS-TA-AUTO-with-just-65-000miles-Very-Rare-Retro-Clean-Car/254023669003?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140328180637%26meid%3Dcdeda02fa5c845e9bec2c0952bec87cd%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D382693769028%26itm%3D254023669003&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982 RobT, Dayno, Lacquer Peel and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Saab 900 GLS Now that is a much better number plate to find in the boot! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GARAGE-FIND-Classic-Saab-900-GLS-TM-Very-Rare-Car-SILVER/323615986455?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140328180637%26meid%3D1799aa3deb844f7c83172bb1a737cd2f%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D254023669003%26itm%3D323615986455&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982 Dayno, Lacquer Peel, Aston Martin and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Snipes Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Just racking my brains trying to think if I have ever seen anything quite as shit as this: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Splitscreen-T2-Splittie-Kids-Childrens-Playhouse-Trailer-Barbecue-Bar-Shed/143067295602 What even is it? OK cheers for that! Good job you said as I was planning to drive it away. Ace keyword spamming too: Hope its £1500 lower than that. WHAT A TOTAL PILE OF USELESS SHIT, YOU SHOULD BE IN A SECURE UNIT M8Yes but look at this honey down in the suggestion box; https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-Ford-Escort-LX-Auto-1-Owner-from-New-50-000-miles-MOT-April-2019/143071129037 Edit: oh you spotted it already lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spartacus Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 I thought Cavcraft had done that Merc van previously, obvs not. Good job though.(The satire, not the van, that's shit.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 She hate Wings. We all do. spike60 and Aston Martin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/triumph-toledo-classic-car/113511351386 !barn find! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-Mitsubishi-Eterna-Galant-jdm-classic-drift-rhd/123538486432 jdm classic drift aerodynamically_challenged, Braddon81, skattrd and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkNWeigh Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 I thought Cavcraft had done that Merc van previously, obvs not. Good job though.(The satire, not the van, that's shit.)If he hasn't, that means there's more than one van out there with Scargill murals, because I remember one about 6 months ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 ziebarted from new It didn't help. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Maxi-1750-barn-find-ziebarted-from-new/223219432904 Cavcraft and Burnside 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 If he hasn't, that means there's more than one van out there with Scargill murals, because I remember one about 6 months ago. Probably did in fairness, this thread whizzes by and my memory is awful at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11001010 Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 https://www.sbazar.cz/Rapidgarde/detail/14668099-autoradio-retrotesla-2117-b-veteran Junkman, RobT, MorrisItalSLX and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain_70s Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-Mitsubishi-Eterna-Galant-jdm-classic-drift-rhd/123538486432 I'm going to guess those front indicator units aren't quite right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayno Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Several of us on here have owned the same one... Are they any good or cheap for a reason? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Fv2BpjE.jpg https://www.sbazar.cz/Rapidgarde/detail/14668099-autoradio-retrotesla-2117-b-veteranThat needs to be fitted in dollywobbler’s Favorit immediately! Supernaut and 11001010 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerzy Woking Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Are they any good or cheap for a reason? I recall from reading about them on here the reason they are cheap is because rusty/rotten inner cills, hidden by the outer cill covers means welding repairs are either impossible or impossibly expensive to weld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Phoar I'd love to turn this battle scarred track m535i into a road car. https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1067348 Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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