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Ross_K

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OMG, OMG, OMFG, do not change a fucking thing!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1948-Buick-Super-Fastback-Sedanette/113460199490

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Fuck.

I'm out.

 

Although the owner lives in Stamford the car is in Ketton which is in Rutland so no excuse

 

(yes I know Ross and if his cars aren't in Ketton then they are at the workhop next door to me)

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Yummy mummies ride no more

round shit holes like Blackpool North Shore

the 60 year old dressed like a teen

mind dirty, knickers clean

 

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the windscreen broke to screams and squeals

shattered by Shaz's five inch heels

once the disc to show the tax

kicked off by her last climax

 

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and this once mighty engine fails

from hen nights trips around North Wales

Bunny ears and kiss me quick

open the window, I feel sick

 

 

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Watch the chauffer's walk of shame

as to his boss he must explain

that rusty marks that blight the side

are like his underpants inside

 

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not the only spare tyre this thing has seen

from some glitter encrusted 'beauty queen'

the last time her skirt above her knee

was her wedding day in sixty three

 

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DVDs with stripping shows

firemen taking off their clothes

the blushing bride's been dropping Es

carpet rash upon her knees

 

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a glass of bubbly to get 'em started

hoping soon passengers departed

have a fag on Rhyl sea front

while inhabitants are on the hunt

 

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memories of Bev's knockers on show

as they pass the night club queue, and slow,

hanging them out from window (back)

it ends it's life round banger track 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lincoln-towncar-limousine-spares-or-repairs-business-banger-racer-2000-4-2-V8/233058879692?hash=item36436448cc:g:KnwAAOSwUPVb-vo0

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This has just dropped to £500

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/332137510674346

£500 if gone today!! Drives as it should , 8 seater, has mot until may 2019. Very tidy and well looked after for a classic car great for anyone with a big family. Seats are adjusted so they turn so you can face the people in the back or face the front. Very comfty seats. Would also be good for someone who likes to go traveling as the back seats turn into a bed with curtains all round! Big boot space. Just had new radiator and battery has just been charged! Message me if youre intrested as wouldnt miss this! Needs new alternator

Guildford, Surrey. 800 quids worth of versatile beige.

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/332137510674346

 

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Bingo in doom blue

 

 

 

Vehicles

2003 Citroen Berlingo

Glasgow, Scotland

£495

About this vehicle

Driven 76,000 km

Manual transmission

Good condition

Seller's description

Citroen berlingo 1.9 diesel 76000 miles done alloys cd player mot until September 2019 and I have lots of receipts spent on the car 07821616228 note I coulden find the logbook because I moved house and I have proof it my car I will show my driver licence and the receipts and I have the v62

 

 

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Talbot camper

 

 

 

1988 fiat ducato /Talbot express Holdsworth Campervan Fanfare

Greenock, Scotland·

£550

Seller's description

The price is £550 if it goes before Christmas no offers ,can get more than that breaking it  up so plz don't ask

 

Holdsworth conversion 2ltr petrol starts no problem ,no mot been off rd for over 8yrs stored in garage till March

Got this as a project no longer have time or the money to Finnish

Great van shell is solid !! Needs a little welding rear outer sil , front d/s out rigger ,and few little bits

Engine is great and gearbox only done 47K recorded on dvla

Needs finishing ,cushions ,painting and tlc inside , and tyres, exhaust , no front bumper

Dam inside due to leaking alpine windows ( need resealed part of the reason I have given up lol just refitted new ply and carpet flooring  in summer to find out the windows leak sods law )

This van is definitely worth repair as its in great condition for 30yr old

This van still requires money spent for a mot been off road a few years now but drove into my drive last year and been getting started regular

And worth a few quid when finished , I can break for parts and make over a grand in parts alone  if no sale

 

for mot think it needs tyres,exhaust,brake pipes in places and rear outer sil welded,O/S outrigger needs a small plate as inner arch

 

Has full shower room with sink

Gas cooker, oven

3 way fridge

Hotwater system (hot springs)

Portaloo 

240v hookup

Or 12v leisure battery power

Half bottle of gas

will need recovered by truck or large trailer due to wrong tyres /punctures

Camper is located at PA167er

 

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£150 Starlet in Walton-on-Thames

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/354867901765705

 

Manual 3dr petrol ‘95 Runs fine one brake shoe has become detached inside the drum other than that she’s a runner. Mot until mid January

 

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I'm much drawn to these Elites. The more hopeless the better. This is a good one, even the paint is broken.

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RHD and in Finland. https://www.nettiauto.com/en/lotus/elite/10148947

Can confirm that Type 75 Elites with shit paint are the best fun ever.

 

See that missing rear side window trim? There’s one in the verge alongside the M3 in Hampshire somewhere. Ask me how I know.

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