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Ross_K

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Don't bother reading the advert, it's one of those wanky 'Derek Nobspoodle bought this car new on the 32nd of Julember 1809 from Titfondle Motors, blah blah bloody blah'  jobs.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Humber-sceptre/192760052734?hash=item2ce164fbfe:g:G~YAAOSwmE9cFjlH

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'Sherpley' sounds like an LDV van with herpes.  Sherpley looks like an LDV van with herpes.

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Sherpley/264090405468?hash=item3d7d03ca5c:g:6GMAAOSwDX5cFjS7

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Such a lot of car for the money, but everything about that (dreadful) advert screams 'RUN AWAY'.

 

I know. Pretty exciting isn't it? If I had money and was closer right now, I'd at least have a look. It definitely needs a couple grand spent on it to be decent, but its not like its different from my usual purchases. :?

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Things to do today: Breed a Rover 214 convertible with a Mk2 Granada and take a picture of their offspring using a Kodak Brownie camera with your wife's tights as a filter as you lie in the bottom of your garden pond.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Mustang-V8-5-litre-HO-Manual/113457136124?hash=item1a6a9281fc:g:NFoAAOSwPg9cFiJO

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*Note to self: don't photograph car in the sun whilst simultaneously leaning on a post having a slash.

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-VW-Beetle/113456886336?hash=item1a6a8eb240:g:Gl0AAOSwypZcFhvv

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£510 With 6 hours to go, Scimitars don't get much cheaper than this.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-Scimitar-Tax-Exempt/254022240230?hash=item3b24e7c7e6:g:viMAAOSwWI5cEBz6

 

 

I actually recon it could be a mega bargain. New battery, pre-booked MOT. WCPGW. Late reg madness too.

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Useable manual o/d 3.8 Jaguar Mark II for £13'500:

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-mk2-MKII-3-8-MOD-UK-Car-Private-Sale/302992226809?hash=item468bbe79f9:g:Y10AAOSwZupcD4m2:rk:33:pf:0

 

Sadly, some prick will ruin this with new paint, leather, chrome wires, Motalita wheel and the usual JDC C&SC Goodwood  wanker pack enhancements.

 

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£510 With 6 hours to go, Scimitars don't get much cheaper than this.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-Scimitar-Tax-Exempt/254022240230?hash=item3b24e7c7e6:g:viMAAOSwWI5cEBz6

 

 

I actually recon it could be a mega bargain. New battery, pre-booked MOT. WCPGW. Late reg madness too.

 

It almost made it onto my watchlist, until I saw the hole in the roof.

 

 

 

I have to.

 

Cadwell Park is there.

 

The reasons not to go there are mounting up ever more.

 

 

 

It's a Plah alright.

 

But it has pah de Plah.

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25 Van

 

 

 

few marks on the body but overall a nice tidy van ready for work

 

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Please do not text I will not reply to any text messages what so ever. A serious buyer will always call

 

 

Caller: Hey Mister, that's not a mark that's a BFO dent

Seller: Fuck off you twat

 

£375 is a tidy old price for an 11 month ticketed low mileage L-series rarity, mind - tempting

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-commerce-van-diesel-only-56-000-miles-11-months-mot-not-corsa-van-or-transit/1324138223

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