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"got other project on the go"

 

 

The mind boggles. I can visualise a 1988 Astra with a rear mounted Rover 2300 engine running three Ford VV carbs on a home made manifold made from angle iron and wood screws. What a hopeless wanker.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-2200-tc-please-read-add-fully/173662864352

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It consists of four sentences written by a four year old.

One of them tells you to call for more info.

 

Read ad at your own risk!

You have been warned!

 

 

He's from Wisbech. They've only recently learned to walk upright in the Fens.

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$5770 for a useable '76 Connie, the Cartier Bad Boy as well. 

 

https://www.ebay.com/itm/1976-Lincoln-Continental-Mark-IV/113349879162?hash=item1a642de57a:g:6NQAAOSwAllbagGY:rk:9:pf:0&vxp=mtr

 

Sorry, how much was your Pinto Mark 3 Cortina for sale for again? Eight grand you say? I'll think on that

 

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Be like me and buy a cheap rusty but super rare early 540i 6-speed.

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/1997-bmw-540i-6-speed-manual-non-vanos.-rare-car-/1322140437

 

This is one of those cars you'll regret not buying while they were still cheap. There's nothing like them anymore.

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I'm sure a diesel one is fine, but the petrol CT is abysmal. Very narrow turbo delivery, which confused the auto box a fair bit. And then if it decides to grenade (which mine did) it can't be rebuilt. Brilliant.

 

Only I would sell a nice PH1 XM for a lemon of a later one. The later dashboard is woefully made, and dull as heck. The whole point of a whacky Citroen is so you feel it inside too,it's no good driving an XM surrounded by a Xantia dashboard on steroids.

 

 

And breathe. I just really hated the one I had.

Yes mine is a manual 5-speed. 190,000 miles! But certainly well maintained - its a N. Ireland import funny plate and all, it even has French style yellow headlamps.  I agree about the interior. Seats nice and hard wearing velour but the dash thought functional does feel bland. The web tells me later cars better screwed together than earlier ones and I did turn down a Mk1 auto that would have come in a job lot with this. Sorry to hear your bad experiences. The inside feels like they were losing money on them and decided to cut costs to boost profits. 

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CLASSIC MINI WITH WATER DAMAGE COLLECTION ONLY BEFORE IT RAINS
 
 
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Well go on then. It’s not far from you. Shame it’s got a mystery drain and limpy mode. I am almost, after 6years, cured of my nervous tick developed with six years of Citroen c5 ownership and limp home modes. Bargain if you’re made of stern nerves ( think Rourke’s drift nerves).

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The reason I have got no key I’ve lost it or still may have somewhere in van price

 

 

 

I’m tired explaining how I’ve lost key just don’t know where I lost it!!!!

 

Okay so just one more time how did you lose the key?

 

it's an ex RAC 4x4 one too.

 

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First thing that would worry me is that the owner apparently doesn't know that this car doesn't have air suspension but Mercedes' ABC hydraulic system, massively more complex and expensive to repair (which will ultimately be happening considering 99% will be owned by clueless people not putting a single cent into maintenance). 

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First thing that would worry me is that the owner apparently doesn't know that this car doesn't have air suspension but Mercedes' ABC hydraulic system, massively more complex and expensive to repair (which will ultimately be happening considering 99% will be owned by clueless people not putting a single cent into maintenance). 

 

I'd stick as bid in but thankfully, it ends when I'm on holiday.

 

*Phew*

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Not iffy at all this £300 407 

 

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Peugeot 407 hdi selling cheap as im being deported next week to romania 

 

Plausible

 

 

 

£300 plus im a young arab man

 

Where is this going ?

 

 

 

i lso do fake refugee pass ports driving licence student cards

 

Must be high quality if you're being deported.

 

TL:DR GIB

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/pegout-407-hdi-10-month-mot-%C2%A3300/1322332883

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Picture seemingly taken on a crappy mid-1990s webcam. 

 

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'Found it' in a garage in the house he just bought.

 

In Nottingham

 

£300.

 

Oh fuck (chains self to sofa, throws cat the keys and asks him to bury them somewhere)

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-capri-barn-find/1322332408

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