Supernaut Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 ...and it can go back in storage, for it is the wrong colour! Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bramz7 Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 A povvo (well with pinstripe) spec 1.4 is a rare thing indeed, I bet it flies (or flew) Imagine the renewing it needs though. Bamboocarman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 A povvo (well with pinstripe) spec 1.4 is a rare thing indeed, I bet it flies (or flew) Imagine the renewing it needs though.Some air and jump leads and then straight to the MOT. Junkman, lesapandre and Braddon81 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davehedgehog31 Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Take a load of paving slabs to the tip at warp speed and sideways in this; https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-BMW-330i-Touring-101K-MOT-May-2019/183493661981?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l9372 oldcars, Stevebrookman, Aston Martin and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercrocker Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Cheap but crusty Coupe... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-w124-230ce/153225617026?hash=item23acf55e82:g:1FMAAOSwvO5bwwWe bloody new mot rules Yeah, bastards,eh? Supernaut and michael t 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Austin 1800 MKII LUST https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Austin-1800-1970/SSE-AD-5677656/?Cr=8 Junkman, Aston Martin, vulgalour and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Peugeot 405 Mi16 SEX https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Peugeot-405-1993/SSE-AD-5350207/?Cr=12 michael t, Remspoor, Aston Martin and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Peugeot 505 Wagon POGWEASEL https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Peugeot-505-1992/SSE-AD-5704192/?Cr=10 Junkman, skattrd, Dick Longbridge and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Volvo 262C PORNOGRAPHY https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Volvo-262-1980/SSE-AD-2681748/?Cr=4 Aston Martin, meggersdog, skattrd and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmokinWaffle Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 6594197231-outras-marcas-datsun-pulsar.jpg https://www.custojusto.pt/braga/ligeiros-passageiros/outras-marcas-datsun-pulsar-27036323 Oooh. Me likey. I have a weird attraction to Lourves. so 80's. That's just the right faded yellow exterior / baby poop brown interior too. 1334180023-volvo-340-343-dl-automatico.jpg1325760848-volvo-340-343-dl-automatico.jpg https://www.custojusto.pt/porto/ligeiros-passageiros/volvo-340-343-dl-automatico-27413709 Weird facelift that we didn't get in the UK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Cars I did not expect to find in Australia Part 2: Dacia 1310 https://www.carsales.com.au/dealer/details/Dacia-1310-1983/OAG-AD-16283586/?Cr=0 Junkman, Remspoor, dozeydustman and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SierraMikeHotel Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Peugeot 505 Wagon 505.JPG POGWEASEL https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Peugeot-505-1992/SSE-AD-5704192/?Cr=10I'd have been all over that if it was in the UK MorrisItalSLX and mitsisigma01 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobT Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 1.8 Chamade with Sercks! https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201810221721300?onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=New&make=RENAULT&year-from=1990&year-to=2000&model=19&sort=sponsored&price-to=500&postcode=sw97qe&radius=1500&advertising-location=at_cars&page=1 £500 price is aspirational mind, considering the last MoT was in 2016. Junkman, Dick Longbridge, Brodders and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesapandre Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Some air and jump leads and then straight to the MOT.Knowing these AX Citroens that'd probably be fine. The handbrakes often stick so a little freeing off may be necessary but these are tough cars. A 1.4...if it really is a 1.4 is rare. Good fun - the Scottish location rules it out for me. But a cracking buy for someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davehedgehog31 Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 This looks like a lot of car for not a lot of money, they look gopping but I had the same engine in my 407 and it was reasonably rapid with excellent economy. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-C5-2-0-HDI-Exclusive/132822430391?hash=item1eecd572b7:g:-SMAAOSw1tNbxk1l michael t, oldcars, Aston Martin and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skattrd Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 505 and 262 in Oz, phwoar. Importing from Oz, I assume it's the same as from anywhere else, just a longer boat journey for the vehicle? MorrisItalSLX 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S2000 Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 COSWORTH TRIKE?? Ho Lee Fuck .... when would this be a good idea, oh and it's make on the V5 is 'WHITES NIGHTMARE' https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIKE-COSWORTH-AUTO-2935CC-SMALL-PROJECT/273512746549?hash=item3faea14e35:g:AwsAAOSwy7hbx0cD:rk:27:pf:0 Aston Martin, cobblers and Dick Longbridge 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SierraMikeHotel Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 This looks like a lot of car for not a lot of money, they look gopping but I had the same engine in my 407 and it was reasonably rapid with excellent economy. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-C5-2-0-HDI-Exclusive/132822430391?hash=item1eecd572b7:g:-SMAAOSw1tNbxk1l I'm really torn with these. I suspect I'd really like them as a car but they are just SO ugly. I keep looking at them and turning away... davehedgehog31 and Bamboocarman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S2000 Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Smile Smuggly my friend..... one bit of blow back through them their carbs and that beard will be gone quicker than a kebab at chuck out time..... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/trike/332843819574?hash=item4d7f09a236:g:MCAAAOSwR8pbx48b Junkman, mercrocker, Stevebrookman and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davehedgehog31 Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 I'm really torn with these. I suspect I'd really like them as a car but they are just SO ugly. I keep looking at them and turning away...I'm much the same. They look like such a comfy beast. Absolutely fucking hideous though. Our very own Mr Wobbler enjoyed it; I'm in for three roffles tomorrow, so need to resist the urge to put a low bid on that gold one. oldcars and Bamboocarman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S2000 Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 I'm wanting to fuck my neighbours off as he cleans his 'Musketer' on a regular basis so have been thinking of a converted builders van or some heinous piece of shit / carbuncle to set the tone of the neighbourhood a little... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-master-campervan-long-wheel-base/352491813636?hash=item5212263b04:g:CWkAAOSwiiVbyzsA:rk:15:pf:0 i know what you are all thinking, how can such craftsmanship be seen outside of a Sunseeker or Roman Versace Caravan. I told my missus her pussy can get in and out the flap to and we can spend many an hour in lay-bys waiting for Greenflag..... s-l1600.jpg Junkman, davehedgehog31, cobblers and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davehedgehog31 Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Wow. That is bleak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davehedgehog31 Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Calling all Scottish shiters; https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJ8-3-2-V8-later-model-steel-liners/132829326042?hash=item1eed3eaada:g:I-4AAOSw1tNbsOgc Amishtat and Tam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael t Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Who doesn't love a little Fiasco...Knackered poundland trims need detonating, interesting shite in the background too, old Merc and a faceless Punto... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-N-FORD-FIESTA-1-1-AZURA-77K-MILES-SHORT-MOT-MK3/292780294540?hash=item442b10c18c:g:UKMAAOSwYi5by1T1:rk:1:pf:0 Brodders and RobT 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 I think the Citroen C5 looks brilliant, especially the later ones. I can see myself in one, actually. The old 2.0HDi is a good lump. oldcars and davehedgehog31 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael t Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 This will no doubt go for humongous monies... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Fiesta-Popular-Plus-1-1ltr-MK2-White-Classic-Car-2-owners-from-new/273509630588?hash=item3fae71c27c:g:aUEAAOSw2YZbxHqA:rk:3:pf:0 One owner since the turn of the millennium. Has clearly got some traditional Fiesta rust issues... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/OWNED-SINCE-1999-CLASSIC-CAR-1992-FORD-FIESTA-LX-1118-CC-PETROL-54-BHP-80000-MIL/292784067211?hash=item442b4a528b:g:~SsAAOSwP6pbx4to:rk:23:pf:0 Skizzer, Dick Longbridge, RobT and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael t Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Polo in need of saving from the sticker-bombing, pimp my ride, numerous STD's brigade.... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-Volkswagen-polo-6n-automatic/123440235233?hash=item1cbd9c82e1:g:NfAAAOSwxG9by32O:rk:2:pf:0 I have replaced the entire exhaust system with a race tube system cost approx. £200 which includes a new cat.I have also replaces the entire ignition system ht leads, coil, spark plugs, distributor and cap. It's a fucking automatic M8....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 505 and 262 in Oz, phwoar. Importing from Oz, I assume it's the same as from anywhere else, just a longer boat journey for the vehicle?Australia has some very strict rules about importing/exporting vehicles that contain asbestos, although exporting may not be such a big problem as importing as the vehicle is leaving Australia. These laws have quashed all my dreams of importing BL chod down under. No Ital for me it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 I'm wanting to fuck my neighbours off as he cleans his 'Musketer' on a regular basis so have been thinking of a converted builders van or some heinous piece of shit / carbuncle to set the tone of the neighbourhood a little... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-master-campervan-long-wheel-base/352491813636?hash=item5212263b04:g:CWkAAOSwiiVbyzsA:rk:15:pf:0 i know what you are all thinking, how can such craftsmanship be seen outside of a Sunseeker or Roman Versace Caravan. I told my missus her pussy can get in and out the flap to and we can spend many an hour in lay-bys waiting for Greenflag..... s-l1600.jpg Jesus man, it's even got a fucking catflap. S2000, Coprolalia and Stevebrookman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael t Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 + = VOLKSWAGEN POLO GENESIS BREAD BIN https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-VOLKSWAGEN-POLO-GENESIS-BREAD-BIN/372478286149?hash=item56b96f9945:g:8hcAAOSwP9JbzjFK:rk:4:pf:0 Coprolalia, spartacus, mercrocker and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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