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Rarest of rare hens teeth,

 

A Fiat Marea 155 HLX Saloon.... under 100k, full years MOT, seemingly no rot

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Marea-155-HLX-20v-Aircon-Leather-88k-miles-12m-MOT/202445970454?hash=item2f22b85c16:g:T8IAAOSwfr1bpokB

 

Nice condition, original wheels

 

 

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Full leather interior

 

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And that lovely, sculpted rear bootlid, clean and unspoilt with no silly spoile...... WAIT WTF HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!

 

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£20k?

 

Yes, I can see it now. The year is 2038 and Mr Jones is telling everyone his Austin 1300 is worth £20,000 as the revered and envied eBay seller 'emergencyaccountants' assured them, some two decades ago, that it would 100% be. Mr Jones appears smug that he managed to buy it for a smidge under £400 with a short term payment plan, despite it not having an engine.

 

 

Utter pish

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1971 Austin 1300 @ £399. "Suggested retail price £4999. Estimated value in 10 years £20,000."

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-1300-1971-MOT-Tax-Exempt-Rolling-Restoration-NO-OFFERS/232919882850?hash=item363b1b5c62:g:rpsAAOSwSZBbkWCH

Brexit expected to cause inflation.

 

£20K WILL buy 500 mars bars (the only sure measure of inflation) or one fucked BL shoebox.

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1971 Austin 1300 @ £399. "Suggested retail price £4999. Estimated value in 10 years £20,000."

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-1300-1971-MOT-Tax-Exempt-Rolling-Restoration-NO-OFFERS/232919882850?hash=item363b1b5c62:g:rpsAAOSwSZBbkWCH

 

 

£20k?

 

Yes, I can see it now. The year is 2038 and Mr Jones is telling everyone his Austin 1300 is worth £20,000 as the revered and envied eBay seller 'emergencyaccountants' assured them, some two decades ago, that it would 100% be. Mr Jones appears smug that he managed to buy it for a smidge under £400 with a short term payment plan, despite it not having an engine.

 

 

Utter pish

 

Not only has the engine beem removed but the slam panel cut off as well, so who knows what other butchery has been employed to get the engine out!  It's only just down the road from me but the advert is such drivel that I can't bring myself to make contact with them, despite being a long time ado16 apologist.

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Occasionally, I visit this little dealer's website as they often have some cracking 75s for sale.

 

However...

 

Is this HMCBjorns?  I don't remember him even selling it, but then I can't keep up.

 

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The dude is low on 75 stock atm.  Just this early example at about £1000 more than I'd probably like to pay for one right now.

 

 

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And he's clearly broadening his horizons now with this also for sale.

 

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All available via this link  http://www.countryclassics-cars.com/condition/for-sale/

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-75-club-se/183456308075?hash=item2ab6d91b6b:g:fZkAAOSwtYBbohaz

 

'always passed it's mot' 

 

 

26 November 2014 Fail
Mileage 64,192 miles
MOT test number 3198 9043 4311
Test location View test location
Reason(s) for failure
  • Registration plate lamp not working (1.1.C.1d)
  • Nearside Headlamp aim beam image obviously incorrect (1.8.A.1b)
  • Nearside Rear Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)
  • Nearside Track rod end ball joint has excessive play (2.2.B.1f)
  • Offside Track rod end ball joint has excessive play (2.2.B.1f)
  • Nearside Rear Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)
  • Offside Rear Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)
Advisory notice item(s)
  • nearside front tyre getting near to limits
  • front coil springs corroaded in areas
  • clutch pedal rubber missing
  • nearside rear brake making a noise when rotated

 

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20 November 2013 Fail
Mileage 58,086 miles
MOT test number 4958 4462 3414
Test location View test location
Reason(s) for failure
  • Offside Rear Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)
  • Nearside Front Headlamp aim too high (1.8)
  • Nearside Front Track rod end ball joint has excessive play (2.2.B.1f)
  • Nearside Rear coil spring broken (2.4.C.1a)
  • Offside Rear coil spring broken (2.4.C.1a)
Advisory notice item(s)
  • Nearside Rear Brake pipe slightly corroded (3.6.B.2c)
  • Offside Rear Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
  • Play in steering rack inner joint(s)

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12 November 2010 Fail
Mileage 44,141 miles
MOT test number 8402 5621 0369
Test location View test location
Reason(s) for failure
  • Offside Front Headlamp not working on dipped beam (1.7.5a)
  • Nearside Rear Registration plate lamp not illuminating the registration plate (1.1.C.1e)
  • Offside Rear Registration plate lamp not working (1.1.C.1d)
  • Headlamp aim not tested (1.8.A.1c)
Advisory notice item(s)
  • Exhaust has a minor leak of exhaust gases (7.1.2)
  • bulb warning light on dash
  • no coolant in tank topped up

 

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26 September 2006 Fail
Mileage 24,099 miles
MOT test number 7836 2956 6277
Test location View test location
Reason(s) for failure
  • Nearside Rear Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)

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This has been inflicted on me and thus I thought I should not be the only one to suffer.

For sale in NL.

https://www.autowereld.nl/citroen/2-cv/2cv6-special-stuurbekr-brede-banden-spoiler-apk-14-4-2019-28359476/details.html

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Ducati box.

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It makes me wobble :shock:

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Ticks everybox in Background Bingo:

 

Fat bloke: Check

 

Broken bikes: Check

 

White goods on lawn: Check

 

Motocross bike for popping to the Spar: Check.

 

Mobility scooter next door: Check

 

Painted numbers on wheelie bins: Check.

 

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Facebook MarketPlace, Steve Mason (Hull, I think)

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