Jim Bell Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 You grossly overestimate my income bracket.Life sadly only has shonky four cylindered Benzes for me. If you cant buy it, you can at least look at it and daydream about improving the climate making a glorious noise. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty45 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-Rover-Commerce-TD-Car-Derived-Van-not-Express-Only-39176-miles/302803943772?hash=item468085815c:g:y2AAAOSwV0NbFXq5 MG Rover van £2450..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davehedgehog31 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 Caution, adjectives alert https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/A-Charming-Suzuki-Swift-1-0GL-with-Just-One-Owner-and-9-427-Miles-from-New/283054378960?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49138%26meid%3Da0002f8b674d4782a5b47636442551a9%26pid%3D100011%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D302578399205%26itm%3D283054378960&_trksid=p2047675.c100011.m1850Does the G in their name stand for Graverobbers? Lacquer Peel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alanism Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 Vauxhall viva's perhaps covered in rust - on eBay Currently at £99 but rocking a reserve with style. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alanism Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 Phase 1 Renault 5 GT Turbo - on eBay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/686221418376472 adw1977 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 that definately is Kurious Oranj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 Reminds me of this film I watched the other night https://www.gumtree.com/p/mazda/mazda-mx5-1.6l-pheonix-se-2002/1306236358 Cavcraft, Junkman, Jerzy Woking and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 500 quid! https://www.gumtree.com/p/smart/cheap-smart-roadster-/1306228735 Lacquer Peel and Kringle 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 This could be a bit of a bargain for anyone who has a couple of spare Continental IO-520s lying around. Although I suppose any low-revving horizontally-opposed engine could be made to fit. Commer TS3s? Now that would sound nice flying overhead. rml2345, 11001010, RayMK and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 Woe to you, oh Shrews-bury, for the Devil sends the Bedford with wrathBecause he knows the DVLA is shitLet him who hath understanding reckon the number of the Bedford For it is a registration number, its number is G808OEA I left alone, my mind was blankwho would drive 84,000 miles in this pile of wank? What did I see can I believe what I sawthat day was real and not just fantasyCoz what I saw in my old dreams was my grandad hiding behind a Christmas tree Cause in my dreams It's always there The evil camel that attacks my gran and brings me to despair Yeah The night was black was no use holding back'Cause I just had to see was that really a Kriss Krisstofferson LP?In the midst of the interior shit scrumis that actually a Jonny Nash album?G808EOA the number of the BeastRust and shit was sure to be released https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-rascal-van/253750104518?hash=item3b14af51c6%3Ag%3ALKUAAOSwp7tbSNK0&LH_PrefLoc=99&_sop=10&_pgn=3&_sadis=50&_fspt=1&_sacat=9800&_fpos=ch2+2lj&_udhi=800.00&rt=nc Psycho Charlie Knobcheese, Sigmund Fraud, capsuleboy and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 The season has long been over for this Hunter. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/hillman-hunter/142866444288 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Talbot-Samba-Cabriolet/223059491218 Braddon81, Skizzer, adw1977 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 Ooooh, Hot Rod! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-OXFORD-MO/292639981652 Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesapandre Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 12 pot for Ze Junkmeister. https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F302803949952 Screenshot_20180713-150615_eBay.jpgInstant 'Commander of the British Empire' awarded for conspicuous bravery in the face of great odds if you buy this Jaguar Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesapandre Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 Slightly Posher Metro eww, real indicators https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-CLASSIC-MK1-AUSTIN-METRO-3DR-MOTD-FAMILY-OWNED-FROM-NEW-IDEAL-FOR-SHOWS-A1/123246167964?hash=item1cb20b479c%3Ag%3AFloAAOSw9H5bRxVr&_nkw=metro&rt=ncIs it just me or is that red particularly well red? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 skoka felicaia No, I'm NOT making this up! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-caddy-skoka-felicaia-pick-up-mk2/142866124449 these will be sold as a pair I wish there weren't a member of the esteemed electorate out there who'd buy such rubbish, but the scary bit is there are many. the vw runs and his low mileage the Skoda does not run German kwolitee! the idea was to make one good one out of two Come on, you can't even make a fucked one out of that debris! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PORSCHE-944-2-5-1986-WHITE-PROJECT-NEEDS-WORK-CLASSIC/192597514391 Is it too late for my midlife crisis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 Fuck me in any orientation you want to. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bricklin-SV1-1975-Barnfind-2-Cars-for-restauration-351-Ford-V8-Engines/223059122322 a true barnfind Why did you have to ruin everything? meggersdog, vulgalour, Asimo and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesapandre Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 No, I'm NOT making this up! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-caddy-skoka-felicaia-pick-up-mk2/142866124449 I wish there weren't a member of the esteemed electorate out there who'd buy such rubbish, but the scary bit is there are many. German kwolitee! Come on, you can't even make a fucked one out of that debris!Dr VW Hinge & Dame Skoda Bracket? Junkman and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesapandre Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PORSCHE-944-2-5-1986-WHITE-PROJECT-NEEDS-WORK-CLASSIC/192597514391I love that special phrase - NEEDS RECOMISSIONING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 Is that feckless attempt to sell shite in pairs a new trend? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PAIR-OF-LADA-NIVA-RUSSIAN-CLASSIC-4X4-RARE-BARN-FIND-OFF-ROADER-PROJECT-EXPORT/253749298841 Or have those stinking buggers become even too lazy to create two listings? Besides: CLASSIC RARE BARN FIND Oh, and: EXPORT Yeah, to Lincolnshire perhaps. Shithead. Lacquer Peel and Alanism 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 Squire Dawson, you are running out of excuses BIG TIME! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1937-buick/113147369247 I'd have a shooting break body on that within a week. And check out that My Vintage Tyre FTFW! Lacquer Peel, 11001010, Skizzer and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesapandre Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 Fuck me in any orientation you want to. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bricklin-SV1-1975-Barnfind-2-Cars-for-restauration-351-Ford-V8-Engines/223059122322 Why did you have to ruin everything?Bricklin was a kind of DeLorean both in looks and scamability...it all ended up much the same...http://www.curbsideclassic.com/vintage-review/vintage-rt-review-the-bricklin-great-new-car-or-same-old-stuff/ http://www.curbsideclassic.com/blog/bricklin-sv-1-the-ultimate-turkey-of-the-seventies/ Lacquer Peel and Remspoor 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 It neither had a cigarette lighter, nor an ashtray.Safety, you know. So I'd like to have one just to enable me to make phonecalls in it, you know, from one of those fucking mobile phones there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11001010 Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 https://www.sahibinden.com/ilan/vasita-klasik-araclar-klasik-otomobiller-1969-fastback-587342209/detay mercrocker, Braddon81, warren t claim and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11001010 Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 http://sy.58.com/zixingche/33438712056642x.shtml?adtype=1&PGTID=0d3036f9-000b-ca89-11aa-975554384a8f&entinfo=33438712056642_0&psid=130619275200742922730077057&ClickID=1 Felly Magic, wuvvum, Psycho Charlie Knobcheese and 14 others 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 100 quid 406 in Bodmin with a fail sheet that doesn't look depressing. https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201807128372526? Alanism and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 One owner low mileage fester needing a fuel pump and some welding before October, but it's only 160 coins in Northallerton. https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201806227752435? Alanism 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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