Conrad D. Conelrad Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 cute https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-E300-petrol-Auto-101000miles-1992-W124/183246793893 DSdriver, Jerzy Woking, Junkman and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 WITH PRIVATE PLATE This may be the ugliest and stupidest numberplate I've ever seen. That was, until I spotted the rear one, which has a god damned apostrophe in it. TRANSFERABLE PLATE Transfer it into the bin. This interior is to die for though: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-XJ6-AUTOMATIC-2-9LTR-RARE-1989-WITH-PRIVATE-PLATE/283001571806 somewhatfoolish, Asimo, vulgalour and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 You know when you see an exotic* sports* car for sale really cheap and you think you might buy it just so you can tell everyone you've got one? Well, this isn't what you're after... 'I have got for sale: Maserati Reg.1988 This car has no engine There is only gear box ' It's only* £500, what are you waiting for? https://www.gumtree.com/p/maserati/maserati/1298676791 Skizzer, Schaefft, MorrisItalSLX and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 I know your modifications aren't to everyones taste but......Are you really going to blow your brains out with a flint-lock pistoljust because somebody said your car looks shit ?https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Datsun-Laurel-2-4-Straight-Six-like-240z-engine-Classic-Jap-Car/232796648490?hash=item3633c2f42a:g:UkkAAOSwhIZbGBbO Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 late plate madnesshttps://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIUMPH-2000-MK2-CLASSIC-CAR/123178137057?hash=item1cadfd35e1:g:1LMAAOSwKwBbGRvq dozeydustman, adw1977, Cavcraft and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schaefft Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 You know when you see an exotic* sports* car for sale really cheap and you think you might buy it just so you can tell everyone you've got one? Well, this isn't what you're after... 'I have got for sale: Maserati Reg.1988 This car has no engine There is only gear box ' It's only* £500, what are you waiting for? https://www.gumtree.com/p/maserati/maserati/1298676791 The parts alone will be worth that much, Good buy for anyone with a trailer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 late plate madness https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIUMPH-2000-MK2-CLASSIC-CAR/123178137057?hash=item1cadfd35e1:g:1LMAAOSwKwBbGRvq '2 patches of welding need sorted' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Old car needs some welding shocker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Also available in beige with leaks. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/triumph-2500/123182045741 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-CAR-FRAUD-PLEASE-SEE-THE-OBVIOUS-SIGNS-AND-READ-THIS-ADVERT/283002638596 Quite a sporting gesture of him to spend his money on doing what eBay should do.It became rather annoying having to sift through five pages of turbolisted fraudster stuff until I find anything worth posting here. But is it only me who thinks people falling for the scams he is describing don't deserve any better? Cavcraft and Skizzer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 many shades of red and peeling lacquercloverleafhttps://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/alfa-romeo-145-cloverleaf/192557198374?hash=item2cd54dac26:g:6vUAAOSwXudbEuUN For Fiats Sake, S2000, MorrisItalSLX and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Absolute-beauty-Rover-827-Limo/263736271796 Lacquer Peel, MorrisItalSLX and face 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Old car needs some welding shocker?T registration is late for a Triumph 2000 ( although it states year as 1975) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-827-SI-1989/282992408348 Item location: Lincoln, United Kingdom Why can't I just fucking win for once? Lacquer Peel, MorrisItalSLX and Skizzer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Fuck me in any fucking orientation. Twice! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-3-0Si-E3-SWAP/283002715729 spike60, 11001010, Skizzer and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Shouldn't take much to make her a shiney classic. Needs a good polish if you want to make her look smart. I am bad at that kind of thing.lazy bastardhttps://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Saab-9000-auto-2-3-16V-1991-model-as-project-car/253680818629?hash=item3b108e19c5:g:HD4AAOSwm8NbHQGR Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 its been my daily runner for the last 12 monthsgood man/womanhttps://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/wolseley-16-60/173358483475?hash=item285cf88813:g:XcQAAOSwdfZbHEdA mercrocker and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Devo are selling their BMWcrack that whiphttps://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bmw-316i-e30-325i-320i-NO-RUST/292597926313?hash=item44203209a9:g:-s4AAOSwUmtbHA2V Jerzy Woking, Junkman and MorrisItalSLX 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-Jaguar-XJS/173359174847 Need gone today or tomorrow at the latest or will be scrapped. Do yourself and all of us a favour, m8. MorrisItalSLX 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-340-GL-1-7-petrol-1987/332681314890 The term 'drift' isn't mentioned once! MorrisItalSLX and Lacquer Peel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BUICK-CENTURY-1956-CLASSIC-50s-FRESH-IMPORT-PROJECT/163090026521 FRESH IMPORT It won't be long and they'll start importing stuff like this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Hindorris Oxfassador anyone? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-oxford/163090017111 mercrocker and Alanism 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Most pointlessly engined car of all of ever. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-260e/223012140371 NorfolkNWeigh, spike60 and MorrisItalSLX 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-fiesta-mk3-ghia/123181398307 Colour terrible exterior gold metallic, my children won't be seen in it in case their schoolmates see them, interior horrible brown sadly in good condition It just became 587% more attractive for me. Skizzer, egg, MarvinsMom and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 full on Pogweaseledhttps://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-SIERRA-20i-TWIN-CAM-GLX/263740795023?hash=item3d682d288f:g:mfIAAOSwwAFbF72m Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 I like this a lot more than I should. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bentley-lookalike-RR-specia-vintage-classic-unfinnished-project/372330193999 garethj, Christine and richardmorris 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/reliant-Scimitar-GTE-SE5/183266490107 Impressive MoT history. Until 2011. Located in close proximity to Shitefest. MorrisItalSLX, Christine and Alanism 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 flippin' heckhttps://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/triumph-herald-coupe-v8/232792977880?hash=item36338af1d8:g:ZfQAAOSwqYZbFFMz Asimo and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 That's flipping shite! meggersdog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1961-CADILLAC-DE-VILLE-AMERICAN-ICON/123157083411 I had no idea Caddies could come with keep fit windows back then: In stark contrast the expensive Guide-Matic checkbox was ticked on the order sheet. MarvinsMom, Conrad D. Conelrad, eddyramrod and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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