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A manual Thunderbird Super Coupe! Here in the UK! Im loving it!

 

And to stick with the '90s American personal luxury theme, a slightly neglected late 80s/early 90s Riviera with the CRT TOUCHSCREEN!!

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/282957439344?ul_noapp=true

 

Its not a 1996 btw.

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https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot-406-hdi-spares-or-repair-2001-Cheap-runaround/183212473615?hash=item2aa8507d0f:g:1B8AAOSwCGha70dT

 

Peugeot 406 HDI in the spears or reapers section. This is the only picture, l'm presuming of course the seller actually owns it, rather than just a random picture of a parked car.

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DRY STORED

 

dry stored

 

giant rust hole, fucked scuttle

 

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It’s had a fake twin tank port fitted and looks good but only a fake I’m afraid 

 

got a major fuel leak

 

You're definitely using the real petrol filler, yes?

 

I did pay a large price tag for it I’m afraid so it won’t be going for peanuts

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-Mini-Mayfair-With-Sports-pack-Sunroof-DRY-STORED/273203547927

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lexus-IS200-SE/123118876020?hash=item1caa74f574:g:brUAAOSwYgxa71DM

 

 

 

The car is not in pristine condition, as can be seen in the photographs.

 

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The key broke and was 3D printed back together, this can also be seen in the photographs.

 

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I am going to wager that a 3D printed key is a first for this thread. I think the photos seller has attached are before.

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Hi my name is Max I'm 60cm tall, 40 kg (but buff lolz) , luscious brown hair with black highlights and a lovely wet nose.

I'm a model mostly specialising in grooming products and ex-police vans..

 

It doesn't matter if you're selling steak in San Diego or a Focus in Folkestone you need to wag your tail and sell with your eyes.

 

I call this look PIZZAZZ

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2009-59-Vauxhall-Zafira-CDTi-EX-POLICE-DOG-HANDLER-K9-UNIT-VAN-4-KENNELS-FSH-A-C/163033087849?hash=item25f5877f69:g:DjQAAOSwWqNa6qY5

 

The leaving the van shot isn't always easy. I need to display power and vulnerability.

 

I call this look WHERE IS MY FUCKING LOLLIPOP?

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_osacat=9800&_odkw=police+car&_from=R40&_trksid=m570.l1313&_nkw=police+car+dog&_sacat=9800

 

What they don't tell you at model school is if you want to sell a shitty old focus you can't phone it in. You NEED to show emotion, you need to feel what the new owner will feel when they

take the keys of their new car and realise it smells bady of dog piss.

 

I call this the EMOTIVATOR

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/02-Ford-Focus-1-8TDdi-Estate-Silver-POLICE-DOG-KENNELS-K9-UNIT-WALKING-SECURITY/163005059054?hash=item25f3dbcfee:g:xJEAAOSw6yJa1uB2

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3.9 V8:

 

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But what's it in?

 

 

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Sherpa drophead, okay then, that's not too bad. Could be interesting.

 

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But what's that by the sill? A running board?

 

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LOL RANGE ROADSTER

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MGB-ROADSTER-RANGE-ROVER-HYBRID-3-9i-V8-SOFT-TOP/183217027562?hash=item2aa895f9ea:g:qeYAAOSweNZa8p0f&clk_rvr_id=1525207452650&rmvSB=true

 

Somebody has been watching too much of The Grand Tour

 

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Must have skipped this bit

 

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