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eBay tat volume 3.


Ross_K

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When I am an eccentric billionaire, my car collection will contain stuff like this. God I always loved these cars, and the Monaco is a French attempt at Plahhhhhh. And not a bad one at all

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MINT-LOW-MILEAGE-RENAULT-SUPER-5-1-7-GTX-MONACO-in-GT-TURBO-tungsten-grey/163007788099?hash=item25f4057443:g:PXMAAOSwjpNa2Fgh

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This one however is more realistically priced and comes complete with the rare "vitesse derriere" option which allows vehicles behind you in traffic to see how much fuel you have

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-5-CAMPUS-PRIMA-1-4-SOLID-BODY-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-IDEAL-GT-TURBO-RE-SHELL/222928325015?hash=item33e7904997:g:wPcAAOSwEA9a1hDm

 

Quite frankly I would rather attempt a 5000 piece puzzle of a plate of baked beans than attempt reassembling this little lot. I believe Junkman has the perfect phrase.....

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Later model "Plah du Francais" pour Madames et Monsieurs in the form of this Clio Baccara.

 

Yes sir, it can Boogie, but it needs a certain song

It can Boogie, Boogie Oogie, all night long

(Or at least until the gearbox decides it no longer wishes to transfer motive power to the wheels)

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-clio-baccara/222923522042?hash=item33e746fffa:g:8qMAAOSwpN1a0edZ

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This dude either lives somewhere very hilly, has one leg shorter than the other, or is perhaps trying a little too hard.

 

My good man, with what you have there, you really dont need to try too hard....

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Carlton-2000-L-1984/332622929438?hash=item4d71df1e1e:g:8zkAAOSwl-5a1NO1

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Egad!!!!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-S-Metit-1-3-1988-ONLY-44000-MILES-FRON-NEW/253537866457?hash=item3b0808d2d9:g:coEAAOSwHCFamWhU

 

"Item location - Wetwang. The car was first registered in January 1988 and sold to its first owner, it was then sold to a Mr Brewer of Swindon......."

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This dude either lives somewhere very hilly, has one leg shorter than the other, or is perhaps trying a little too hard.

My good man, with what you have there, you really dont need to try too hard....

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Carlton-2000-L-1984/332622929438?hash=item4d71df1e1e:g:8zkAAOSwl-5a1NO1

Thats Suttys old one I think. FOAD had it after him didn't he. Is it someone on here still that has it or not?

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These are bloody good cars

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Except for these shit carbs

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Nothing I've driven has more leg room

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"The chassis is solid and in good condition...

I haven't seen any rot anywhere,

the doors haven't dropped out of line at all

which is something to look for on these cars"

 

I'd want an expert to confirm this, but if it is truly rot free, buy it. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Alpine-GTA-V6-Non-Turbo/112940795430?hash=item1a4bcbc626:g:q8AAAOSw7WZa01hk

 

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I actually like these big oul Audis. That one's going to need a lot of metal, though, Treser or no Treser. The Ronals are worth something, though, and there'll be a few ur-Quattro owners after them.

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Always my quandary with these 100 / 200s is:

 

facelift model with zinc-coated steel and flappy handles?

 

OR

 

first series with proper door handles and more rust?

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