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eBay tat volume 3.


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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot-307-van-1-9-diesel-customised-bargain-to-clear-long-mot/183138579910?hash=item2aa3e8f5c6:g:mbsAAOSwgKBasWq1

 

'it was my pals who is a custom painter he did this for a bit of fun

 

 

​I think you'd have more fun circumcising yourself with a rusty baked bean tin.

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Probably the best photo of several truly awful ones

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-s-type-4-8-v8-supercharged-jaguar/302676342167?hash=item4678ea7597:g:ErwAAOSwodlar~md

 

'Custom s type 4.8 v8 supercharged jaguar'

 

 

'On 20-Mar-18 at 19:38:43 GMT, seller added the following information: I bought this as a custom car and was told it was a 4.8 v 8 but the u gov site said it's a 4ltr'

 

 

'honestly I have taken her to 189mph and she wines like a gooden it still had more.'

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-DUTTON-mk1-mk2-escort-based-kit-car/273119670285?hash=item3f9733700d:g:j4IAAOSwpFtasSq1

 

'Drives and pulls as it should but does drive well for a Dutton. It is a bit of a cold arse but does have the manual choke' 

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Here's another one, but he's made the dashboard out of B&Q garden edging and the seats seem to have come from a 1974 Laura Ashley catalogue

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-Scamp/202266303177?hash=item2f1802dac9:g:zhUAAOSw6ctasCvq

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s-l1600.jpg

 

Probably the best photo of several truly awful ones

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-s-type-4-8-v8-supercharged-jaguar/302676342167?hash=item4678ea7597:g:ErwAAOSwodlar~md

 

'Custom

s type 4.8 v8 supercharged jaguar'

 

 

'On 20-Mar-18 at 19:38:43 GMT, seller added the following information: [/size]I bought this as a custom car and was told it was a 4.8 v 8 but the u gov site said it's a 4ltr'

 

 

'honestly I have taken her to 189mph and she wines like a gooden it still had more.[/size][/size]'

 

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I don't see a supercharger there.

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{ring ring}

 

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Good eventide, Stupid & Co, how may I help?

 

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'I say, it's Liz here. Are you still able to portray images of a fantasy sexual nature, subject to one's own imagination, what what?

 

 

Certainly, your madge, would you like titties or fadge?

 

 

'One's had a minor tiff with one's grand-daughter in law. Could you please depict Kate as a butterfly with nips like Foden army truck wheel nuts, looking loving lovingly at a bauble of herself defecating on a glass coffee table for William's scat minded pleasure?'

 

Yes of course, you highness. Your butler can collect tomorrow...

 

 

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Anything else, m'am?

 

'Oh crikey, erm, ok one would like that common as muck Meghan Markle with bat wings and a 1970's fanny riding a squashed frog, please'

 

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Is that it, your Royal Highness?

 

'Copulate it, let's go for that stupid bint Fergie getting felt up by Charles in a three cocked hat. That'll learn that wanker Andrew to bring that bint into the family'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-VT-500-trike-award-winning-easy-project/183133951794?hash=item2aa3a25732:g:hGoAAOSwdBlaonXB

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