Junkman Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 NOT BARN FIND https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DATSUN-NISSAN-CEDRIC-130-SPECIAL-6-STUNNING-LOOKING-1970-NOT-BARN-FIND/232704569592 This is a rare car over here in the UK. Really now? Alexg, danthecapriman, eddyramrod and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 BUILD YOUR DREAM!!! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1928-DAIMLER-20-70-RH6946-PROJECT-BUILD-YOUR-DREAM/273119716509 MOBILE CAFE? Nah, man. Hotrod innitt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-E300-Avantgarde-Auto-Spares-or-Repair/222891584826 I have not driven it for some time. You've driven the recovery truck instead? Rest of ad further amplifies my feeling the seller isn't putting the entire truth on the table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-Rover-3500S-P6/292491614645 Typical P6 brake fluid level, but not a word about brakes in ad. Verdict: Run like f00k! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-80-S/183137559891 If it looks like an appliance, sounds like an appliance... Paul Dupart and Sir Snipes 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/84-Chrysler-Fifth-Avenue-5-2-V8/282886358421 ex Stondon transport museum mercrocker, Supernaut, pilninggas and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Herald-1200-Convertible-1968-Restoration-Project/273118423321 I SAID CONELRAD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 I'm not sure how much these are worth, but it feels an appealing prospect at €2450. https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1403607442.htm?ca=12_s Junkman, Fabergé Greggs and scdan4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
face Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-156-Selespeed-Petrol-2007-51-000-Miles-Immaculate-inside-and-out/112876701007?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D43782%26meid%3Df91774db40f4450bb1d97967fab338d9%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D253492173815%26itm%3D112876701007&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851 Cavcraft and clayts450 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
face Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 FIK ERF https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ALFA-RoMEO-GT-6-SPEED-DIESEL/123008554071?hash=item1ca3e19457:g:xF4AAOSwNDJaeEHE Alexg, RoadworkUK, pilninggas and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
face Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Beautiful thing: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-Alfa-Romeo-1600-Junior-Zagato/232680525490?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D43782%26meid%3D5598bfdfb3514ab991381d46cc58c7b7%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D282601932293%26itm%3D232680525490&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851 Fabergé Greggs, Asimo, richardmorris and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Is there anyone in the world prepared to spend £10k on a Horizon? https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1403423604.htm?ca=12_s Lacquer Peel, flat4alfa, Alexg and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hpi_matrix Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Look ma, no hands air filter https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-Toyota-Starlet-Glanza-V-Turbo-3-door-Hatchback-246-4-BHP-jap-Import-2009/222850007126?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D43781%26meid%3D77aa80eaf462449ebb461d278ac7e61b%26pid%3D100013%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D273102981803%26itm%3D222850007126&_trksid=p2047675.c100013.m1986 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot-307-van-1-9-diesel-customised-bargain-to-clear-long-mot/183138579910?hash=item2aa3e8f5c6:g:mbsAAOSwgKBasWq1 'it was my pals who is a custom painter he did this for a bit of fun' I think you'd have more fun circumcising yourself with a rusty baked bean tin. Lacquer Peel and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skizzer Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Beautiful thing: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-Alfa-Romeo-1600-Junior-Zagato/232680525490?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D43782%26meid%3D5598bfdfb3514ab991381d46cc58c7b7%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D282601932293%26itm%3D232680525490&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851Fuck me, it’s no more than fairly pretty and it’s SIXTY FIVE GRAND. Wrong thread bud. face and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Probably the best photo of several truly awful ones https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-s-type-4-8-v8-supercharged-jaguar/302676342167?hash=item4678ea7597:g:ErwAAOSwodlar~md 'Custom s type 4.8 v8 supercharged jaguar' 'On 20-Mar-18 at 19:38:43 GMT, seller added the following information: I bought this as a custom car and was told it was a 4.8 v 8 but the u gov site said it's a 4ltr' 'honestly I have taken her to 189mph and she wines like a gooden it still had more.' Alexg and Negative Creep 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Another shitey old american truck BUT WOULD https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dodge-Power-Wagon-440ci/263556894548?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649 eddyramrod, spartacus, Negative Creep and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Down at Tesco's nudging BMW X5's out disabled spaces. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Patrol-160-L28-Awesome-drift-car/232703168128?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649 Junkman, pompei, catsinthewelder and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-DUTTON-mk1-mk2-escort-based-kit-car/273119670285?hash=item3f9733700d:g:j4IAAOSwpFtasSq1 'Drives and pulls as it should but does drive well for a Dutton. It is a bit of a cold arse but does have the manual choke' MorrisItalSLX and catsinthewelder 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MINI-SCAMP-KIT-CAR/152951357081?hash=item239c9c7e99:g:CNMAAOSwve1asAY3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 This looks nice. Not crazy money either https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C973372 HillmanImp and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Here's another one, but he's made the dashboard out of B&Q garden edging and the seats seem to have come from a 1974 Laura Ashley catalogue https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-Scamp/202266303177?hash=item2f1802dac9:g:zhUAAOSw6ctasCvq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C972280 Jim Bergerac and HillmanImp 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timewaster Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 These Mokes are fantastic.Reliving the lost art of knocking up a dashboard in an afternoon from an old wardrobe door. Try using an IKEA wardrobe to make a new dash for your Nissan. Asimo, Junkman, flat4alfa and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabergé Greggs Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 My want for these gathers momentum in a steady, seamless and linear fashion, which is similar to the mannerisms of conveyance afforded by it's CVT transmission. Coincidence or MIND CONTROL? garethj, Asimo, RoadworkUK and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Probably the best photo of several truly awful ones https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-s-type-4-8-v8-supercharged-jaguar/302676342167?hash=item4678ea7597:g:ErwAAOSwodlar~md 'Custom s type 4.8 v8 supercharged jaguar' 'On 20-Mar-18 at 19:38:43 GMT, seller added the following information: [/size]I bought this as a custom car and was told it was a 4.8 v 8 but the u gov site said it's a 4ltr' 'honestly I have taken her to 189mph and she wines like a gooden it still had more.[/size][/size]' I don't see a supercharger there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Cat C and needs some new tyres, but 6 months ticket for a pretend Rover 416 estate - £250 Cambridge collect Sunday only https://www.gumtree.com/p/honda/honda-civic-aerodeck-1998/1291608975 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 {ring ring} Good eventide, Stupid & Co, how may I help? 'I say, it's Liz here. Are you still able to portray images of a fantasy sexual nature, subject to one's own imagination, what what? Certainly, your madge, would you like titties or fadge? 'One's had a minor tiff with one's grand-daughter in law. Could you please depict Kate as a butterfly with nips like Foden army truck wheel nuts, looking loving lovingly at a bauble of herself defecating on a glass coffee table for William's scat minded pleasure?' Yes of course, you highness. Your butler can collect tomorrow... Anything else, m'am? 'Oh crikey, erm, ok one would like that common as muck Meghan Markle with bat wings and a 1970's fanny riding a squashed frog, please' Is that it, your Royal Highness? 'Copulate it, let's go for that stupid bint Fergie getting felt up by Charles in a three cocked hat. That'll learn that wanker Andrew to bring that bint into the family' https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-VT-500-trike-award-winning-easy-project/183133951794?hash=item2aa3a25732:g:hGoAAOSwdBlaonXB clayts450, RoadworkUK, cort1977 and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-cars/uk-1954-hillman-minx-mk-7-californian-rare-car-/1291501502 eddyramrod, mercrocker, Junkman and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabergé Greggs Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 I'm not sure how much these are worth, but it feels an appealing prospect at €2450. https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1403607442.htm?ca=12_s Good god that is divine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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