Junkman Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 This abomination is listed in the classic cars section, mind. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-transit-flareside-no-advisorys/282868350495 deisel I'm not making this shit up! I've had it So would I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Ebay seller rule 347: Don't even be arsed to unload a car from a trailer. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-granada-mk2-2-8-Ghia-X-estate/142706306473 Ebay seller rule 348: Pics were taken last summer so expect a little more greenery and crumbling with the body work. How stinking lazy can one possibly get? egg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 This abomination is listed in the classic cars section, mind. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-transit-flareside-no-advisorys/282868350495 I'm not making this shit up! So would I. Managed to write the description in the condition notes too. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Never mind the hilariously overpriced white room shit, but the wall decoshite is flippin ace! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1960-Mini-Austin-Mk1-850-Van/323111693625 I'd so love to hang some cuckoo clockshite underneath it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 £250 "DRIVES OKAY" https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201802264079311 Disco Fever 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 400 quid 618i auto. Looks tidy.https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201802274111091 Lacquer Peel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesapandre Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 8,888.00 No.no.no.nnnnnooooo no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 8,888.00...All those eights suggest seller thinks Chinese people might be interested in buying it. I'm not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 With a set of quality winter tyres these are probably great in the snow (if it's not too deep). MOT history isn't as clean as I would like from a 34k mile car though. https://www.gumtree.com/p/subaru/subaru-justy-1.3-4x4-4-wheel-drive-awd/1289096124 Lacquer Peel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skizzer Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 8,888.00 No.no.no.nnnnnooooo noI reckon that Merc’s worth four tops. spartacus, Junkman, cros and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 With a set of quality winter tyres these are probably great in the snow (if it's not too deep). MOT history isn't as clean as I would like from a 34k mile car though. https://www.gumtree.com/p/subaru/subaru-justy-1.3-4x4-4-wheel-drive-awd/1289096124Those things all rust like an absolute bastard. They're not too bad on a slippery road, but I still reckon the Mk1 Justy is better. tooSavvy and Lacquer Peel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozeydustman Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Vaseline on the lens to hide all the farm related muck and pug in the wings https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot-504-pick-up-truck-2-3-diesel-pickup-mot-till-september-getting-rare-now/253437622586?hash=item3b020f393a:g:vHwAAOSw05tajSvD MorrisItalSLX and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saabnut Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 450 quid Dundee based diesel sherpa camper https://www.gumtree.com/p/campervans-motorhomes/leyland-camp-/1288551165Thanks for putting this up on here, I forwarded it to my mate in Perth and it is now sold! Yes. He is mad. Skizzer, eddyramrod, oldcars and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Creep Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 only selling to buy a 355 ferrari replica https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/282858021525?ul_noapp=true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Had that before, but I can't get enough of the utter tragedy of the thing. Junkman, tooSavvy and cros 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 ^^Pleeeze MTV, Pimp My Ride! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod/b Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Belmont! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-astra/173182449641 MarvinsMom, Sir Snipes, oldcars and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Very close to Calais. Not as cheap as the HMC special. https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1394094745.htm?ca=12_s CanaryinManc and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 'has an amazing load volume once the rear seats are folded: the Twingo is not better.' https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1393963719.htm?ca=12_s MorrisItalSLX and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 The diabolical Minor pickup was posted a few days ago.It somehow looks even worse on revisiting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/282858021525?ul_noapp=true Lacquer Peel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/332507262497?ul_noapp=true 11001010, Asimo, anonymous user and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1394195965.htm?ca=12_s Skizzer, strangeangel, CanaryinManc and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 The jeep has superlocked its self. I thought superlocked? That must be a type but know it seems these things will lock all the doors, disabled the door handles and are impossible to get into.Land Rover really knows how to fuck it to their customers. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1695307593860429 DVee8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Dismantled Orion 1600E or dissolved xr3. Take your pick. 1000 quid each. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/149814895689811 Skizzer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/112843475777?ssPageName=STRK:MESINDXX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1436.l2648&clk_rvr_id=1455942599667&rmvSB=true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Theres something beautifiul about the fact that Minor pickup is being flogged to make way for a 'Ferrari replica', I bet its one based on a flippin Toyota Starlet or something Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil1971 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Cool as the Minder cars are, my choice would be this from his other items https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk1-Ford-Consul-2-5L-2500cc-MANUAL-only-4-Previous-owners-from-new/112843521693 mercrocker and 11001010 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesapandre Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Cool as the Minder cars are, my choice would be this from his other items https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk1-Ford-Consul-2-5L-2500cc-MANUAL-only-4-Previous-owners-from-new/112843521693 Seeing the 2CV theft thread elsewhere myself, and I speak just for myself, others may be more confident, would not go down the Ebay route with strangers coming to my home. A lot of the people I have sold to over the years I would never want to meet again and if I had nice cars would not want at my place with their, uuummm what shall I call it...attitude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesapandre Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Auction house would be the way I would go. Of course others in the trade may be more happy with 'customers'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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