Slartibartfast Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Diesel Metrover, 150 quid BIN. THE PHOTO IS AN OLD ONE, BUT SHE WOULD CLEAN UP TO LOOK VERY SIMILAR AGAIN Tam and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 What has been monged can be unmonged. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-zodiac-auto-executive-1970/232665268300 Maybe not quite. eddyramrod, Asimo and danthecapriman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 'for sale my mrk 4 escort no offers and no time wastersthis car is a fixed price if i do not get it i will keep it' - Customer service with a smile - at £1,300 with that rust you'll be keeping itWhy do Mk4 escorts rust so much on the wing inside the rear doors?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Only 33 bags can make you look like a colossal wanker. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GATSBY-1985-CONVERTIBLE-5400-CC/273069086825 A Nifty less can make you look like a Disneyland Nazi: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Totally-Stunning-Condition-1934-Mercedes-K500-Heritage-Registered-As-A-Mercedes/122966965115 outlaw118, garethj, eddyramrod and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Singer-Chamois-Hillman-imp-restoration-project-1965/192455916111 needs the usual imp areas attending to. Needs May 2018. Mr Laurence, eddyramrod, alcyonecorporation and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Coming (too soon) to a cinema near you: HERPES RIDES AGAIN. Fun and adventure with our old friend Herpes as he drives round Sawbridgeworth firing dildos out of the back. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-VW-Beetle-Flatscreen-10-000-Airbrushed-Paintwork/142689328696?hash=item2138f25e38:g:vjgAAOSwEHRagzOc I've never seen anyone weld roof channels in using Egyptian hieroglyphics before. And I don't want to again, tbh. cros, Lacquer Peel, Junkman and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-SCORPIO-ULTIMA-2-3-AUTO/183073470163 GETTING VERY RARE outlaw118, alcyonecorporation, phil_lihp and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-A35-2-Door-Genuine-Barn-find-with-V5C-for-restoration/232662152178 Good PointsIt's an Austin outlaw118, davocano and Supernaut 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-306-GTI-6-1997-spares-or-repair/222837790662?hash=item33e22ad7c6:g:anwAAOSw9qtag2bT 'doe's not open' Did it shut because it was too deer? timolloyd, spartacus, Mr Laurence and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-a4/263495014889?hash=item3d5986d9e9:g:zXQAAOSw-CVag1Hd 'Been in light accident' Light accident? It looks like it's been strafed by the bloody RAF. Coprolalia, Conrad D. Conelrad, stonedagain and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 How about this agricultural implement? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-cadillac-fleetwood/263493186815 I looked at those pics and thought how lovely it looked.... then that damning word appeared. Whose bright idea was that, to put such a doorstop in a Cadillac? Junkman and danthecapriman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 That feckin Barried Aldi, windscreen gone and nowt left of the front, Blackburn explains everything! And GM were awfully confused what to do when they had that diseasel engine, and the mind boggles as to why someone actually ordered one in the first place, that engine belongs in a canal barge, or at the bottom of the sea Junkman and eddyramrod 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Rover 620 ti https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-620-TI/253425976273?hash=item3b015d83d1:g:24EAAOSwgeBae2QS 'has had the thermostat removed to ensure it doesn't suffer the dreaded k series head gasket problems.' Junkman, Rave, Squire_Dawson and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-a4/263495014889?hash=item3d5986d9e9:g:zXQAAOSw-CVag1Hd 'Been in light accident' Light accident? It looks like it's been strafed by the bloody RAF. And doesn't give us any photos of the """""""light"""""""********* damage! Twat crashes own twatmobile and covers up own twatiness. Junkman and outlaw118 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Fairly tidy looking Fellatio with the not great 1.6 VW lump, cheap & long test, power steering etc https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-SKODA-FELICIA-1598cc-glx-MOT-SEPTEMBER-15TH-2018-RECENT-CAMBELT-HISTORY-VGC/152894106006?hash=item239932e996:g:XAEAAOSwfphad0yP egg and BorniteIdentity 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsuncog Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Whose bright idea was that, to put such a doorstop in a Cadillac? I can't say for sure, but at a guess it'd be someone who originally hails from Co. Armagh. Even today, the only non-diesel vehicles tolerated round these parts are trailer queen Mk2 Escorts or shagged Impreza WRX replicas. Everything else has to be fuelled out of the big red diesel tank in the barn, or it is literally considered to be no use as a mode of transport. "Hai boy, does she diff? Keep 'er lit!" Junkman, outlaw118 and eddyramrod 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Full moon Half moon TOTAL ECLIPSE https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Classic-beetle-split/282848034096?hash=item41db0e7d30:g:xIkAAOSwQTxahAQA Junkman, Squire_Dawson, chodweaver and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Rover 620 ti https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-620-TI/253425976273?hash=item3b015d83d1:g:24EAAOSwgeBae2QS 'has had the thermostat removed to ensure it doesn't suffer the dreaded k series head gasket problems.'Aren't these T series though? outlaw118 and Asimo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Don't want to worry you M8, but your bonnet has melted into a dog https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-E-type-1968-fhc-matching-numbers-engine-rebuilt-excellent-buy/282848002550?hash=item41db0e01f6:g:t5AAAOSwCglahAFt Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Aren't these T series though? That's kind of why I quoted K-series reference. outlaw118, Junkman, CGSB and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Vauxhall-viva-HA/152907419805?hash=item2399fe109d:g:ksQAAOSw8vNaVitl MarvinsMom, holbeck and eddyramrod 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-230-4-1975-Auto/253425738204?hash=item3b0159e1dc:g:UpkAAOSwUH5adjZ4 BorniteIdentity and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Its fucked M9 ^^ Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hyundai-X2-Pony-LS-1-3-K-Reg-1993-45-000-Miles-MOT-Cheap-Insurance-Classic-Car/122964162030?hash=item1ca13c35ee:g:79gAAOSwZR9agau8 This sold on Gumtree for £220 a few weeks back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-SCORPIO-ULTIMA-2-3-AUTO/183073470163I’m having one of these before the tax kicks in. The ‘owner’ has a few choice offerings, I’d be looking to get a 3 for 2 deal I reckon! Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Creep Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-astra-show-car-highly-modified-/1286916801 show car Conrad D. Conelrad, Junkman, Cavcraft and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CAMPER-VAN-DAY-VAN-RENAULT-TRAFIC-DIESEL-FULL-12-MONTHS-MOT-NO-RESERVE/323067574494 CAMPER VAN DAY VAN THESE VANS GO FOR AROUND 5K KITTED OUT Yes mate, and they go for around £150 on the weighbridge Conrad D. Conelrad, Lacquer Peel, Cavcraft and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Autoshite colour scheme MK1 Fiesta Also in Autoshite spec, L https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-mk1-Ford-Fiesta-950cc-LHD-currently-French-registered/222837201896?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D48422%26meid%3Dd3818a81bbc84d17b5223fddc92d1a28%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D183073470163%26itm%3D222837201896&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982 Negative Creep, BorniteIdentity, Cavcraft and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Oof! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dodge-600/152905381573 hmm then got a nock on bottom end so fitted new bigends an not had the time to finish sump need pitting bk on and oil putting in an should be fine That sounds like something I very much want to get stuck into. Junkman and Squire_Dawson 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Future shite dog kidnapper wagon. automatic or tiptronic gearbox with steering wheel 'floppy paddles' I love those modern floppy paddle gearboxes, unlike this dog. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/11-Reg-Peugeot-508-SW-Active-1-6-eco-Hdi-auto-tip-30-road-tax/282848140091?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649 Junkman, Tam, Cavcraft and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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