clayts450 Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 618 covered in bananas for charidee m8, but £299 with full ticket and leather...Feltham https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201711111167780 ProgRocker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 That Fronte is the dox bollox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardthestag Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Hello is that Carlos Fandango Motorsport? I am a chap with serious issues and a mental age of a 5 year old lad, can you design me a Land Rover please? Oh and make sure lots of shiny tat and checkaplate! Certainly sir https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-LAND-ROVER-SWB-88-INCH-HYBRID-HISTORIC/222685511538?hash=item33d9173f72:g:yMIAAOSwCL9ZrscV Can you make the dash look like Metal Mickey had too many Tequila Martinis' and threw up? Certainly Sir And it will definitely appeal to my inner ever so slightly retarded 5 year old? Absolutely Sir, anything else Sir? Oh I don't suppose there is anyway this vehicle could flick a serious 2 finger salute at the DVLA is there please? I have just the thing for you sir! Disco Fever, Angrydicky, Mr_Bo11ox and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Have some oval fodder. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Oxford/142575997881Walcott is 5 miles from me in the unlikely event that anyone wants this looking over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Hello is that Carlos Fandango Motorsport? I am a chap with serious issues and a mental age of a 5 year old lad, can you design me a Land Rover please? Oh and make sure lots of shiny tat and checkaplate! Certainly sir https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-LAND-ROVER-SWB-88-INCH-HYBRID-HISTORIC/222685511538?hash=item33d9173f72:g:yMIAAOSwCL9ZrscV Can you make the dash look like Metal Mickey had too many Tequila Martinis' and threw up? Certainly Sir And it will definitely appeal to my inner ever so slightly retarded 5 year old? Absolutely Sir, anything else Sir? Oh I don't suppose there is anyway this vehicle could flick a serious 2 finger salute at the DVLA is there please? I have just the thing for you sir! Jayzuz, that's epically shit. Walcott is 5 miles from me in the unlikely event that anyone wants this looking over. The only thing worth checking is whether there is enough left to bolt an H frame to. richardthestag 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/332437442583?clk_rvr_id=1361514822560&rmvSB=true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-504-pick-up/222714973330 All things considered this might actually be quite a fair offer. puddlethumper, anonymous user, Ghosty and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 This is quite a rare beastie. uk_senator, ProgRocker, Sir Snipes and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 ^^^ copycat. ProgRocker, michael t, richardthestag and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardthestag Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 I really really really like this https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-Series-2a-IIa-Range-Rover-Classic-V8-Hybrid/132394405369?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908131621%26meid%3D32ce23e76fbf4c62ba880acf400844a1%26pid%3D100678%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D15%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D182848319696&_trksid=p2481888.c100678.m3607&_trkparms=pageci%253A3b2f2b2b-c71f-11e7-94ee-74dbd180dba7%257Cparentrq%253Aacc742f515f0aa1202c702e8ffff9252%257Ciid%253A1 BUT It is a Series II body and fairly genuine on a Range Rover chassis and running gear. As far as point DVLA goes this is a resounding Nil Point astonishingly doovla cretins have recently inspected and passed it as a 1960 Land Rover. according to the owner seller.I was converted 20 years ago, there is no trace of the range rover v5. The engine number translates as early 1980s as does the gearbox type. The VIN is for a Series II Seller is going to see if the RR chassis number is still in place on the chassis. I suspect that it will be suspiciously smooth. I am not sure that the coin this will go for is worth the Q plate risk The Reverend Bluejeans 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laser wheels Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-escort-1.3l-1993-/1274607548 I reckon these look quite smart* in 3-door form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laser wheels Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Sierra 1.8 GL with an interesting history! Advert has crap pictures: why bother with the flipping tax disc holder?? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-Ford-Sierra-GL-mk1-10-month-s-MOT-good-condition-W-W/172965667217?hash=item28458ea191:g:fW0AAOSwIJlZ7N5U I saw this the other day and immediately though I should have kept my old Ghia. Where is that now? Anyone know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laser wheels Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-Citroen-BX-Athena-1-6-BX16-MOT-2018-90K-GTI-Wheels-Cool-Retro/132386587257?hash=item1ed2db0279:g:UMUAAOSwPpZZ~bq9 MorrisItalSLX, Skizzer, UltraWomble and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Thjat black Land Rover is mind-bogglingly awful, as you say a 5 yr-old might like it but a grown up? Give me strength. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laser wheels Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 In 2016 the car was acquired by its last owner who was looking for the best BX he could find in order to elevate it to concours standard as he had done with a GSA which we are also currently selling. Unfortunately he was unable to to this due to ill health and the impending loss of his driving licence blah blah blah This Citroen BX 17TGD is a future classic car as according to the web site "How Many Left" there are only 399 registered for use on UK roads and this example will be one of the best of these cars. The buyer will be highly delighted with this car and it is ready to be shown at any classic car rally. WBOD! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-CITROEN-BX17-TGD-Diesel-Hatchback/222695000425?hash=item33d9a80969:g:oAMAAOSwU1RZhDBe Junkman, Pat Earrings and MorrisItalSLX 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laser wheels Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 £3,485.00 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-BX-TGS/192323790942?hash=item2cc764285e:g:MXsAAOSw0IZZ12A~ MorrisItalSLX 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Green piss lickers better brace themselves, because this is where they are going very, very quickly.If there is such a thing as a blue chip investment, then a tidy BX is it. laser wheels 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-S-class-300se/182893216752 Phantastic! No, it's not. It's a rusty cloth trimmed 300SE that even by the dismal standards of eighties Merc dismalness is about as cheery and pleasant as a wet November day in downtown Karlsruhe. It needs sending to China in cube form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1950-Citroen-Light-15-for-total-restoration-complete-with-spares/302495361874?_trkparms=mehot%3Dpp%26&_trksid=p0&clk_rvr_id=1359651634873&rmvSB=true&clk_rvr_id=1361568425440&utm_content=buffera73d6&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true Mr Laurence, uk_senator and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrett Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Bollocks, those have all been for sale for ages. Tidy 16vs are already big money but I don't see the cooking models going up any time soon, given a GS is still worth buttons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 No, it's not. It's a rusty cloth trimmed 300SE that even by the dismal standards of eighties Merc dismalness is about as cheery and pleasant as a wet November day in downtown Karlsruhe. It needs sending to China in cube form. I meant the photos.Regarding the car I agree that it's twice as big as Vienna's Central Cemetary but only half as cheerful.Thus it is dead centre shite and must be saved. Pillock and The Reverend Bluejeans 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 I feel sorry for this old Boy. It just wants to be left in peace. Look at it. Squire_Dawson, Zantimisfit and danthecapriman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 I meant the photos.Regarding the car I agree that it's twice as big as Vienna's Central Cemetary but only half as cheerful.Thus it is dead centre shite and must be saved. The very sight of a W126 depresses me. There is just something about them that I really dislike. The Hewn From Granite W124 isn't far behind. The W126's predecessor however................ Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1950s-AUSTIN-SOMERSET-4-DOOR-SALOON-PICKUP-CONVERTIBLE-PROJECT-ROLLING-SHELL/122793780840 PICKUP/ CONVERTIBLE PROJECT Yeah, and the Lancia Flavia in the background would be an ideal camper van project, I guess.And the Ford 400E would make an excellent roadster. What a dolt. wuvvum, Angrydicky, Zantimisfit and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 The very sight of a W126 depresses me. There is just something about them that I really dislike. The Hewn From Granite W124 isn't far behind. The W126's predecessor however................ Yeah, but nothing says human rights violating tyrant quite as unashamedly as a W126. spike60, Brodders, flat4alfa and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 A proper black on black 560SEL on correct wheels is passsable. Just. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 I had a dark blue one in full dictator spec on Lorinsers. It was woefully shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hertz Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 How long is this fecker? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LIMOUSINE-6-DOOR-DAIMLER-8-SEATER-LIMOUSINE-FUNERAL-CAR/152783255519?hash=item23929777df:g:bqEAAOSw1JVaBsgo MorrisItalSLX, uk_senator and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hertz Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Room for one more FOAD? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot-305/272926269493?hash=item3f8bac6035:g:ErEAAOSwPqRaB1F5 michael t, Squire_Dawson, HarmonicCheeseburger and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hertz Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Needs a lot of welding https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-Opel-Manta-A-Barn-find-Restoration-project-Very-Rare-Car/272926003399?hash=item3f8ba850c7:g:JlIAAOSwIVhaByPP Dick Longbridge, Mr Laurence, Zantimisfit and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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