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Hello is that Carlos Fandango Motorsport? I am a chap with serious issues and a mental age of a 5 year old lad, can you design me a Land Rover please? Oh and make sure lots of shiny tat and checkaplate!

 

Certainly sir

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-LAND-ROVER-SWB-88-INCH-HYBRID-HISTORIC/222685511538?hash=item33d9173f72:g:yMIAAOSwCL9ZrscV

 

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Can you make the dash look like Metal Mickey had too many Tequila Martinis' and threw up?

 

Certainly Sir

 

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And it will definitely appeal to my inner ever so slightly retarded 5 year old?

 

Absolutely Sir, anything else Sir?

 

Oh I don't suppose there is anyway this vehicle could flick a serious 2 finger salute at the DVLA is there please?

 

I have just the thing for you sir!

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Hello is that Carlos Fandango Motorsport? I am a chap with serious issues and a mental age of a 5 year old lad, can you design me a Land Rover please? Oh and make sure lots of shiny tat and checkaplate!

 

Certainly sir

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-LAND-ROVER-SWB-88-INCH-HYBRID-HISTORIC/222685511538?hash=item33d9173f72:g:yMIAAOSwCL9ZrscV

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

Can you make the dash look like Metal Mickey had too many Tequila Martinis' and threw up?

 

Certainly Sir

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

And it will definitely appeal to my inner ever so slightly retarded 5 year old?

 

Absolutely Sir, anything else Sir?

 

Oh I don't suppose there is anyway this vehicle could flick a serious 2 finger salute at the DVLA is there please?

 

I have just the thing for you sir!

 

 

Jayzuz, that's epically shit.

 

 

 

Walcott is 5 miles from me in the unlikely event that anyone wants this looking over.

 

The only thing worth checking is whether there is enough left to bolt an H frame to.

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I really really really like this

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-Series-2a-IIa-Range-Rover-Classic-V8-Hybrid/132394405369?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908131621%26meid%3D32ce23e76fbf4c62ba880acf400844a1%26pid%3D100678%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D15%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D182848319696&_trksid=p2481888.c100678.m3607&_trkparms=pageci%253A3b2f2b2b-c71f-11e7-94ee-74dbd180dba7%257Cparentrq%253Aacc742f515f0aa1202c702e8ffff9252%257Ciid%253A1

 

 

BUT

 

It is a Series II body and fairly genuine on a Range Rover chassis and running gear. 

 

As far as point DVLA goes this is a resounding Nil Point

 

astonishingly doovla cretins have recently inspected and passed it as a 1960 Land Rover. according to the owner seller.I was converted 20 years ago, there is no trace of the range rover v5. The engine number translates as early 1980s as does the gearbox type. The VIN is for a Series II

 

Seller is going to see if the RR chassis number is still in place on the chassis. I suspect that it will be suspiciously smooth.

 

I am not sure that the coin this will go for is worth the Q plate risk

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:wub:  Sierra 1.8 GL with an interesting history! Advert has crap pictures: why bother with the flipping tax disc holder??

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-Ford-Sierra-GL-mk1-10-month-s-MOT-good-condition-W-W/172965667217?hash=item28458ea191:g:fW0AAOSwIJlZ7N5U

 

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I saw this the other day and immediately though I should have kept my old Ghia.

 

Where is that now? Anyone know?

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In 2016 the car was acquired by its last owner who was looking for the best BX he could find in order to elevate it to concours standard as he had done with a GSA which we are also currently selling.

 

Unfortunately he was unable to to this due to ill health and the impending loss of his driving licence blah blah blah

 

 

 

This Citroen BX 17TGD is a future classic car as according to the web site "How Many Left" there are only 399 registered for use on UK roads and this example will be one of the best of these cars.

 

 

 

The buyer will be highly delighted with this car and it is ready to be shown at any classic car rally.

 

WBOD!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-CITROEN-BX17-TGD-Diesel-Hatchback/222695000425?hash=item33d9a80969:g:oAMAAOSwU1RZhDBe

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No, it's not. It's a rusty cloth trimmed 300SE that even by the dismal standards of eighties Merc dismalness is about as cheery and pleasant as a wet November day in downtown Karlsruhe. 

 

It needs sending to China in cube form. 

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No, it's not. It's a rusty cloth trimmed 300SE that even by the dismal standards of eighties Merc dismalness is about as cheery and pleasant as a wet November day in downtown Karlsruhe. 

 

It needs sending to China in cube form. 

 

I meant the photos.

Regarding the car I agree that it's twice as big as Vienna's Central Cemetary but only half as cheerful.

Thus it is dead centre shite and must be saved.

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I meant the photos.

Regarding the car I agree that it's twice as big as Vienna's Central Cemetary but only half as cheerful.

Thus it is dead centre shite and must be saved.

 

 

 

The very sight of a W126 depresses me. There is just something about them that I really dislike. The Hewn From Granite W124 isn't far behind. 

 

The W126's predecessor however................  :wub:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1950s-AUSTIN-SOMERSET-4-DOOR-SALOON-PICKUP-CONVERTIBLE-PROJECT-ROLLING-SHELL/122793780840

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PICKUP/ CONVERTIBLE PROJECT

 

Yeah, and the Lancia Flavia in the background would be an ideal camper van project, I guess.

And the Ford 400E would make an excellent roadster.

 

What a dolt.

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