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Ross_K

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Fair play to the owner of that 'Ferrari' though, he's left his best silver service tea set atop the engine for when you break down and want a nice cup of Earl Grey. 

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Taking a picture of your car at exactly the same time someone simultaneously break dances and fights off a wasp is pretty impressive stuff.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-car-/322650032633?hash=item4b1f70c9f9:g:y7gAAOSw3QpZajzv

 

'PLEASE NOTE NO POWER STEARING NOT FITTED TO THIS MODEL' 

 

So it has got it then?

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'My cousin Michael Fish'

 

​My cousin Michael Fish 'as got 'air like a friar

​the baldy old bastard hurricane denyer!

​I'd only popped out for a few bits of shopping

an' me knickers were a paradigm of sopping

 

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an' thanks to the predictions of the daft haired old tit

each day on his bike grew a new rusty bit

​the 'orn doesn't work and the engine paint's peeling

​is there a way to make this more unappealing?

 

 

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so 'e took it to Spain cause the weather's much better,

to keep in the sun so it don't get any wetter

though 'e bought it home after a very long time

​and the big pile of shite is parked right outside mine!

 

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but he left his bike 'ere as 'e went on his jollies

​an' I took it to Stupid & Co dressed just in me trollies

​so fuck you cousin Michael Fish and look at this wank

​it's you doing the river dance on the side of the tank

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/motorcycles-Harley-Davidson-Heratage-Custom-Classic-/182714306090?hash=item2a8a9f0e2a:g:V0AAAOSwjg1Zjwbd

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We have been talking today about retirement and going down to just one car to replace my van, my "fun" car and her "sensible" modern.

That Trojan would be ideal: utility, space, economy, class, reliability. No mots and free tax as well.

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