Pat Earrings Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Barn find etc etc http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Corolla-1-3-GL-Barn-Find-0riginal-62-251-Miles-History-/132176368436?hash=item1ec6535334:g:uC0AAOSwX61ZBw7P MorrisItalSLX and Disco Fever 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Earrings Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Only 3 pictures, appears giffer owned. PREMIUM BLUEBIRD M8 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-bluebird-/292206248361?hash=item4408d981a9:g:uoMAAOSwOqRZh1iv Disco Fever, Brodders, Cavcraft and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeeExEll Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-Morris-Mini-Based-Nimrod-Only-15-Built-Only-A-Few-Survivors/182705856776 Where's the grass-cutting deck gone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1159073556.htm?ca=17_s Want level in researching flight ticket prices range. 11001010, Bamboocarman and mercrocker 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 {ring ring} Can someone get that please, I'm Mc-ing? {ring ring} Yeah, someone just want to get that, hey? {ring ring} You know what? I'LL FUCKING GET IT THEN, SHALL I? {ring ring} Hello, Stupid and Co MC Sweet Tits speaking, how can I help? 'Anything at all?' Whatever you crayon, we'll spray on Ok, I'll have a pretty annoyed looking Elton John thunderpunching George from Rainbow right in the face Be ready tomorrow, sir http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HARLEY-DAVIDSON-CUSTOM-HARDTAIL-CHOPPER-SWAP-SWOP-PX-CONCOURSE-SHOW-BIKE-/152651988369?hash=item238ac47d91:g:K0YAAOSwS8xZhj0g WTaF goes through peoples minds to think this could ever look good? 'air brushed murials' Fat_Pirate, mercrocker, Junkman and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Thanks Billy, I won't sleep now for a month! fiatdaft, danthecapriman, mercrocker and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Remember what I said, Mr Virgo NO showing off when we get to the camp site. 'Yeah yeah, WOTEVS, biatch' http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-motorhome-Like-American-RV-or-Race-Truck-HGV-req-Disabled-friendly-/162618965069?hash=item25dcd87c4d:g:BncAAOSw3utY60~g Lankytim, Supernaut, RobT and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 OMGRADROT https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1168713566.htm?ca=17_s puddlethumper, eddyramrod, spike60 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 The Chide of the Valkyries. Special hats off for making seat backs out of table tennis bats that look a bit like leather butterfly cakes. Or just absolute dog shit on toast. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Valkyrie-Custom-Cruiser-/132285558020?hash=item1eccd56d04:g:6qIAAOSwzlNZgvDo 'if you visit a bike show expect to be surrounded by...' 1) People pointing and laughing2) Nobody3) The Norfolk Drug Squad4) Interested bikers Number 4 being the least plausible. Angrydicky, mercrocker, garethj and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Laurence Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 £600 Sierra Sapphire - MOT till the end of the year. Seems like a very good deal to me https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-sierra-sapphire/1259657516 Cavcraft, Junkman, MarvinsMom and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 You'd all pay a grand for an Aspen, right? Comically, advert states 'high spec example' http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201707317892622 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 This chap has managed to list this Scénic eleven times. So he owes eBay £10 more in listing fees than his BIN price. Superb. The advert is complete dogshit too - appears to be a copy'n'paste from some random online car buying guide and then the Wikipedia page for the Scénic. mercrocker, Bamboocarman, nacho man and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 FuuuUUUCK!!! Never seen a 21 go this badly mind. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 This chap has managed to list this Scénic eleven times. So he owes eBay £10 more in listing fees than his BIN price. Superb. The advert is complete dogshit too - appears to be a copy'n'paste from some random online car buying guide and then the Wikipedia page for the Scénic. This auction sells alufelgeAluminum rim, good condition, good luck in auction Whole car - 500 pounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 That badly listed 740 I had my eye on was relisted. Again.I have serious lobbying to do. danthecapriman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 This chap has managed to list this Scénic eleven times. So he owes eBay £10 more in listing fees than his BIN price. Superb. The advert is complete dogshit too - appears to be a copy'n'paste from some random online car buying guide and then the Wikipedia page for the Scénic. The mind boggles. The best bit is this, though: Located over 40 years in Tilehurst, Reading RG31 5AL, two miles from Junction 12 of M4 Motorway. Which is Car Contacts, a local garage there. However, the seller's eBay info is this: Business seller informationSXDCMariusz Zuralski358 City RoadOldbury TividaleWest MidlandsB69 1QS So he even copypasted part of a Car Contacts ad. somewhatfoolish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 It's just an ordinary GTL. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-5-gtl-mk1-1980/192252299704 Is this as terminal as everyone says it is? Or can this be mended nowadays? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 More to the point, since when is an MOT failure Renault 5 worth 1200 quid? The world's gone fecking mad. RobT, mercrocker, Bamboocarman and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 great number plate Nah, it's faded. It's rubbish. Nice to see the art of signwriting is still thriving. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Blue-Ford-Fiesta-MK2-Popular-Manual-1-litre-3-Doors-Hatchback/202012355526 Mr Laurence, Cavcraft and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Buy a proper one. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mk1-ford-fiesta-/263128351838 I have spent lots of time and cash getting it up to scratch See. Bamboocarman, Conrad D. Conelrad and Mr Laurence 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 That chap with the R4 fondling website repaired one with similar levels of tinworm; £1200 is a bit salty for a project though. Bamboocarman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 1967-1968 year car tax exempt with rebuilt 1995 components including engine and breaking systems and servo disks front brakes and ...seats and doorcards and lights and plastic arches and boot badges and steering wheel and column stalks and shroud and instruments and grille and foglight and side repeaters and cat exhaust from 1995 passes mot emissions with no tuning Since a 1967 car only requires a visual smoke test, I shouldn't be too surprised that your computer controlled fuel injection car with a catalyser can pass it. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Mini-1275-Injection-tax-exempt/152653030889 Jim Bergerac, Bamboocarman, nacho man and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Be like Trig, only with a 4-headed monster under the bonnet. And more rust, obvs. This one appears to have lost its towing eye covers too... Junkman and trigger 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 ...seats and doorcards and lights and plastic arches and boot badges and steering wheel and column stalks and shroud and instruments and grille and foglight and side repeaters and Since a 1967 car only requires a visual smoke test, I shouldn't be too surprised that your computer controlled fuel injection car with a catalyser can pass it. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Mini-1275-Injection-tax-exempt/152653030889 I sent an offer of £1 "on the basis that it's obviously been ringed". It would be a real shame if the seller was to be bombarded with similar offers and messages totally by coincidence. Bamboocarman, Junkman, Rusty_Rocket and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 OMGRADROT https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1168713566.htm?ca=17_s It's Jed Clampit's truck. Yeeeeehaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 I sent an offer of £1 "on the basis that it's obviously been ringed". It would be a real shame if the seller was to be bombarded with similar offers and messages totally by coincidence. I wouldn't mind so much if they actually put some effort into it. This, for instance: 1963 Austin MINI COOPER It's got an airbag FFS and a British Leyland VIN plate. In 1963. http://www.ebay.com/itm/1963-Austin-/182705565269 mercrocker, Junkman, Bamboocarman and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 I wouldn't mind so much if they actually put some effort into it. This, for instance: It's got an airbag FFS and a British Leyland VIN plate. In 1963. http://www.ebay.com/itm/1963-Austin-/182705565269 Of FFS. There's a good chance that doesn't even have any business being in the country in the first place if it's a mega late 98 or newer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 There was a load of land rovers crushed for exactly this reason not long ago. I mean that's blatantly not from 1963.If they'd said it was 80's it'd be a bit more believable. http://jalopnik.com/the-feds-just-seized-40-land-rovers-imported-to-the-u-s-1605985758 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Public flogging for the ringadingding and the stocks for such brazen fuckknuckleness. eddyramrod, egg and mercrocker 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schaefft Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 This chap has managed to list this Scénic eleven times. So he owes eBay £10 more in listing fees than his BIN price. Superb. The advert is complete dogshit too - appears to be a copy'n'paste from some random online car buying guide and then the Wikipedia page for the Scénic. What the actual fuck?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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