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The pick of the mk1 106 range in my opinion.  Needs welding and brake pipes mainly.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-106-ROLAND-GARROS-/311839112079?hash=item489b0f3b8f:g:r8UAAOSwDmBY4iTd
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  • Reason(s) for failure

    Offside Rear Rear position lamp(s) not working (1.1.A.3b)
    Nearside Front Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (8.2.2)
    Offside Front Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded suspension arm in several places (2.4.A.3)
    Offside Front Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)
    Central Front Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)
    Nearside Brake pipe excessively corroded front to rear (3.6.B.2c)
    Offside Front Suspension arm ball joint dust cover excessively deteriorated so that it no longer prevents the ingress of dirt (2.4.G.2)
    Nearside Rear Tyre has a cut in excess of the requirements deep enough to reach the ply or cords (4.1.D.1a)
    Offside Rear Tyre has a cut in excess of the requirements deep enough to reach the ply or cords (4.1.D.1a)
    Parking brake: efficiency below requirements (3.7.B.7)
     
  • Advisory notice item(s)

    Nearside Front Suspension component mounting prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive suspension arm (2.4.A.3)
    Front tyres perished
    underbody heavily corroded
     
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how are these not lots of money it's such a great shape. This one is 450 quid but needs quite a lot of welding.

 

 

 

Bought it with intention of quick restoration but needs welding ( inner wings and all 4 jacking points), don't have time or even welding machine

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/mercedes-benz/mercedes-w124-coupe-3.2-5-speed-automatic-spares-or-repairs-/1230305274

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Because I'm a sad bastard I recognised exactly where this is located as soon as I saw the picture

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-PICKUP-/222465432230?hash=item33cbf91aa6:g:B-gAAOSwTM5Y5lw0

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These c32 Amg's are absolute flying machines. They're over 350bhp and do 60 in about 5 seconds flat.

Seems mega cheap at this price even if it is a bit rough looking.

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/mercedes-benz/mercedes-c32-amg-rare-car-355bhp-swap-px/1230291954

MOT history isn't bad either. Would be interested if not currently skint...lol. Could make a great de-badged  Q car. By the history the iron worm is only in the bodywork. 

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Old-Woman-With-Her-First-iPhone--124354.

 

Good morning, Seagrave Express Haulage, how may I help?

 

'Erm, yeah, Is like the manager there?'

 

(sounds of trouser zip)

 

Alright Dave, what's up?

 

'Fucking shit arsed bastard Iveco's broken down again, boss. I'm on the B4574 Rd'

 

No worries, just HIAB yourself onto the hard shoulder, I'll be there in 30 minutes... 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-FORD-CARGO-17-15-HIAB-ATLAS-CRANE-BEAVERTAIL-DAMAGED-SALVAGE-EXPORT-IVECO-/182517404478?hash=item2a7ee2933e:g:JB4AAOSwTM5Y5UQl

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There used to be loads of these about, but now there isn't because they're rusty old shit.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-Kombi-Popular-Van-1297cc-/252850966791?hash=item3adf179107:g:0AwAAOSw3utY6RbT

 

Still would though.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-TK-Mobile-Crane-Winch-Forestry-/282426901644?hash=item41c1f4848c:g:CFkAAOSwnF9Y6hIK

 

'it has been thoroughly maintained throughout that time.'

 

​Thoroughly maintained with 287 gallons of yellow paint and a White Knight tumble drier vent for an exhaust?

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-PEUGEOT-309-GL-RED-LOW-MILEAGE-SUPER-CONDITION-NEEDS-ATTENTION-MECHANICALLY/112359763857

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SUPER CONDITION

 

 

NEEDS ATTENTION MECHANICALLY

 

So it's not in super condition.

 

 

becoming a very sought after car

 

It actually isn't.

 

 

if you decide to bid blind then you will be obliged to buy blind,should you win the auction

 

My guide dog bid on it by mistake.

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Do you think he fitted the giant toilet plunger under the bonnet so this steaming great turd of a car could just flush itself away?

 

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'THIS IS NOT A SHOW CAR'

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NISSAN-300ZX-heavily-modified-custom-ex-show-car-DRIVING-WITH-MOT-ALL-STEEL-BODY-/122438572538?hash=item1c81e859fa:g:ADkAAOSw3utY6oSy

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Ever wondered what a two wheeled Chrysler PMT Cruiser would look like?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/hayabusa-custom-show-bike-gsx-1300-/272624001336?hash=item3f79a82138:g:sUAAAOSwuLZY6V8w

 

 

'Don’t go through the pain doing this yourself'

 

​I think I'd rather go through a fucking giant washing machine and be spewed out in the sewage pipe on Rhyl beach.

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