Junkman Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Give yourself a pat on the back & spend that £3200 on something that will at some point see the Queen's highway again, unlike that Lancia. I really, seriously can't see the point of all this earnest, worshipful spanking over Italian cars made of digestive biscuits; life's complicated enough as it is. EDIT: on reflection that seems a bit harsh. I quite like Fiats, but Alfa Romeo and Lancia can get in the fucking sea. Where the salt content would mean they would last -18793875 seconds. Buy Australian! billy_bunter and strangeangel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Spesh edish innit? harlemetro.jpg "There is no carpets due to mice" http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/Austin-/29753/i.htm Happily this will be IKEA cutlery in just a few weeks from now. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 IerrrrrOooof! https://www.carsales.com.au/dealer/details/Leyland-P76-1973/OAG-AD-14328643/?Cr=1 Oh man. If there were a God, he'd tell me what to do now. Da fuck in tins! https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/narre-warren-north/cars-vans-utes/leyland-p76-targa-florio/1143115742 Imagine pushing this into the show corral at Chodmolestly and listen to that daft announcer! WANT. WANT. WANT. Junkman and STUNO 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Ooooh, those wheels are lush! Make mine a Statesman or Caprice on those wheels and with a big bloody V8 Please!Junkman said 'please'! I already have a car with lions everywhere, so one of those Holden barges would be a natural next to it, no? Here Ya go (Close Enough) http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2009-Holden-VE-Commodore-3-6-V6-Auto-Saloon-60th-Anniversary-HSV-VXR8-/182456078015?hash=item2a7b3acebf:g:NBUAAOSwfVpYpEYe STUNO, flat4alfa and BorniteIdentity 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
17-Coffees Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Da fuck in tins! https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/narre-warren-north/cars-vans-utes/leyland-p76-targa-florio/1143115742 Imagine pushing this into the show corral at Chodmolestly and listen to that daft announcer! Im a bit too drunk to care (blamer talking to Yanks for that) but is that a P76 for sale?!?A drink mor and ill id be in to bid STUNO and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Good afternoon, Stupid and... 'DAVID BOWIE HAVING A WANK ON MY ASTRA VAN BONNET' http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astravan-Envoy-Dti-/322464277461?hash=item4b145e63d5:g:WnYAAOSwzgBY2B-V Lacquer Peel, AMC Rebel, KruJoe and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Give yourself a pat on the back & spend that £3200 on something that will at some point see the Queen's highway again, unlike that Lancia. I really, seriously can't see the point of all this earnest, worshipful spanking over Italian cars made of digestive biscuits; life's complicated enough as it is. EDIT: on reflection that seems a bit harsh. I quite like Fiats, but Alfa Romeo and Lancia can get in the fucking sea. Where the salt content would mean they would last -18793875 seconds. I suppose that it's quite Autoshite to favour Fiat over Lancia and Alfa Romeo, as the more conventional petrolhead thing would be to rank Lancia and Alfa above Fiat (although of course at various times they are all Fiats anyway). I like Italian cars for some of the same reasons that I like British cars - great design and engineering. Build quality can be poor, although the rust thing is really much the same as for most old cars. At least we can blame the Germans for the shonky electrics. I am still slightly regretting the Beta, but the buyer had failed to reply to two emails asking for details of the car, and the car would inevitably have required a lot of recommissioning work; so, on to the next folly. flat4alfa and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Hmmmm http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-catering-van-Fiat-Ducato-Citroen-HY-van-a-Barry-Stimson-design-/272597862036?hash=item3f78194694:g:cVMAAOSwuxFYz-Cf........ This Alpine chalet vehicle is a unique ‘one off’ design by artist/designer Barry Stimson. The design was to have been put into production in Europe and marketed throughout Europe, but the unforeseen effects of the ‘Brexit’ vote changed that plan. ‘Classic old vans’ are great… but running costs and reliability of a modern van is of paramount importance in running a successful business . The essence of ‘classic old’… or ‘funky’ new remain the same…. both have to appeal to the potential customer purchasing from the trading unit. However for your information please see part of that design brief set out below. The ‘one off’ vehicle being offered for sale is a Fiat Ducato MWB with 134000 miles on the clock and MOT’d until July 2017. and is in very nice condition. The Alpine conversion was carried out in 2016 and is ply lined and ready to be ‘set up’ by the purchaser to fill their requirements and is in new and unused condition. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Cheap pair of XMs. Oh. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-CITROEN-XM-x-2-for-restoration-/232277076998?hash=item3614caec06:g:rxYAAOSwdGFYu~V4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 One for c15 collectors...... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-Teihlol-/162445298844?hash=item25d27e8c9c:g:MEEAAOSwhQhY138x Braddon81, Asimo, NorfolkNWeigh and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-2cv-AZU-B-AK-250-Van-LHD-/332165473031?hash=item4d569ae307:g:uhMAAOSwmgJY1~C1 This looks delightful. paulscavalier, holbeck, strangeangel and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkNWeigh Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 One for c15 collectors...... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-Teihlol-/162445298844?hash=item25d27e8c9c:g:MEEAAOSwhQhY138xAnd only about 10 miles away from the Buckinghamshire Jay Leno. egg, strangeangel and richardmorris 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I'm genuinely lost for words here. reasonable offers or swap try me HOW MUCH FOR THE SHOPPING TROLLEY M8?? https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-vehicles/cbr600f-k-quad-trike-motorbike-project-/1226296214 Junkman and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Barry Shitpeas to the 'cherished cars reception desk' please... Cavcraft, Jim Bell, Lacquer Peel and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Actually, hold that. I'm out. Jim Bell, cobblers, Rusty_Rocket and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Here Ya go (Close Enough) http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2009-Holden-VE-Commodore-3-6-V6-Auto-Saloon-60th-Anniversary-HSV-VXR8-/182456078015?hash=item2a7b3acebf:g:NBUAAOSwfVpYpEYe We need a 'dislike' button here. Lacquer Peel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 'it's the lambda probe, I couldn't be arsed changing it, it makes it stutter when it goes into limp mode, limp mode is the same as the normal mode but with a pretty light' 'broke my fucking leg so gotta wait on other people for a lift.' 'it is what it is, it's a shirty car that keeps going, oh, and the inside is a fucking shithole, I'd clean it ... but I'm not gonna.' http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/suzuki-wagon-R-1-3-/302261762469?hash=item46603479a5:g:GFcAAOSwol5Y1GO9 STUNO, 95 quid Peugeot and strangeangel 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Climby up mountainy Panda with slightly sweary numberplate -http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/282407029135 garethj, KruJoe, strangeangel and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CARGO-ex-MOBILE-LIBRARY-/201869232860?hash=item2f00580adc:g:HrgAAOSwol5Y2UZf 'ex MOBILE LIBRARY' All the photography books are out on loan? Junkman, rml2345, vulgalour and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 check out this fucking spanner I'd love to show this to the buyer who's 'collecting tomorrow'. Bet if you say "I'll do it for £50' he'll give you the big FO for being too expensive. Morons man. stephen01, Pillock, strangeangel and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hpi_matrix Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/262908513354?clk_rvr_id=1190691931598&rmvSB=true "its got bits and boobs what need doing" inconsistant 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Misery personified http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-escort-mk5-/282411888323?hash=item41c10f6ec3:g:JzEAAOSwdGFY2TIe £180 for a dog wank Escort with no MOT seems as achievable as my ambition to ride a Raleigh RSW (sans chainsaw engine) in the TdF next year and take the yellow jersey in the mountains stage. Rusty_Rocket and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I suppose one plus of this is that when you break down you could use the headlight to run projector shows of Hector's House and Mary, Mungo and Midge http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mz-es-125-/282411872109?hash=item41c10f2f6d:g:57IAAOSwTM5Y2TYM Junkman, vulgalour, AMC Rebel and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-164-2-0-TS-Excellent-Condition-Elegant-Classic-Rare-series-one-car-/172597063678?hash=item282f962ffe:g:IcgAAOSwImRYaoIQ i want this so, SO much.... even if it i only the twin spark. when new i thought these were the finest looking machines on the road. the intervening years have been kinder to these than they have been to me, cos this still looks fab. its not even thatg far from home..... oh dear! EDIT- mot history makes interesting reading, the last couple of years there have been "issues" with corrosion. so maybe not for me, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Reasonable looking dented Alfashed - http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-145-junior-/282411962564?hash=item41c11090c4:g:HmYAAOSwuLZY2Ui7 Disco Fever 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Keep on looking at these. What a collection thread this would be. No for me this time though. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-Kitten-/282411254249?hash=item41c105c1e9:g:NFMAAOSwsW9Y2OMe MarvinsMom, garethj, Jim Bergerac and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I suppose one plus of this is that when you break down you could use the headlight to run projector shows of Hector's House and Mary, Mungo and Midge http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mz-es-125-/282411872109?hash=item41c10f2f6d:g:57IAAOSwTM5Y2TYMGood god I remember those, I must be really out of touch as I'm surprised that there's a reserve on it and amazed that at £200 it's not met Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
17-Coffees Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Im a bit too drunk to care (blamer talking to Yanks for that) but is that a P76 for sale?!?A drink mor and ill id be in to bid Having sobered up, am I wear that yes it is a P76, but sadly NOT in the UK. --- Do you want to own a Corsa? Well how about one of the rare Corsa B convertibles? one thats not been barriyed. Actually it's in bloody good condition for 178,000 miles! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Corsa-1-4-Red-CONVERTIBLE-1998-/222444678177?hash=item33cabc6c21:g:ImYAAOSwsW9Yzlxf BorniteIdentity, Cavcraft and Lacquer Peel 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
17-Coffees Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Or how about Seicento for £375 quid, with 4 months MOT? Comes with a CD player and has a Sunroof, what more could you want? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Seicento-0-9-SX-/262909895013?hash=item3d36a6a165:g:u7QAAOSwXYtY1pbe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Look at the reg! TOILET!!!!! Not quite enough cyls for JM, but brown velour and Mills-o-matic and is pre 1987 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-nissan-300c/272606074936?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D40656%26meid%3De8e34abd536243af81b751264e130864%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D232273144699&autorefresh=true Banger Kenny, Mr_Bo11ox, Bianconeri and 17 others 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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