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SIT

 

 

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SHIT

 

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PAIR OF TITS

 

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'i own a car costume garage in Birmingham'

 

​Quite appropriate then that you've modelled that car on a pair of 1980's tart's knickers, because you're going to look a complete c*nt driving round in that.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-UNIQUE-Mitsubishi-FTO-Automatic-Modified-Show-Room-Car-NO-RESERVE-/112205866653?hash=item1a1ffda69d:g:TacAAOSwXeJYK7OT

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MacArthur's van is rusting in the arch

All the sweet, brown icing flowing down

 

someone left the window open in the rain

I don't think that I can feel it

Coz it took so long to seal it

 

I recall the yellow/beige painted mess

Foaming like a wave

On the ground around your step

  :-D  Jimmy Webb-tastic.

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I'm still on the lookout for a small auto, so spotted this being local...

 

http://www.friday-ad.co.uk/littlehampton/cars/nissan-micra-2000-15673641/

 

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Looks quite tidy and the advert states:

 

 

Obviously, no one was biting at £350 so they've put it in for an MOT today...

 

 

 

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You can't see any reason for a car you are selling to fail if you don't look ;)

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The thing that always gets me with those cars-made-into-trailers is that the axle is invariably right at the back so the nose weight on the towbar must be horrific.

No, he makes it quite clear that the nose weight is adjustable, using that bucket thing on the back apparently! Obviously the more lead weights or gold bullion you put in it the lighter the nose weight- simples.

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Woah!

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1049677017.htm?ca=17_s

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Ancienne voiture de patrouille originaire de Caroline du sud.

 

It's got a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks.

It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas.

 

And I bloody well hope the cigarette lighter is broken!

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