Conrad D. Conelrad Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 this is a very reluctant sale thats taken a few months to come to terms with the logbook says 7 owners thats due to me putting the car in my moms name one year my dads one year and my now wifesand back to mine just to save money on the insurance http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-/322304905463 Cavcraft, EssDeeWon, mouseflakes and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 NOT SEMI-LEVITATING GRANDAD ROAD RANDOM CAPITAL LETTERS COUNCIL ESTATE LADDERS FISHPOND BOLLOCKS CHURCH ROOF CATAPULT RS MEXICO RECOVERY TRUCK CAT FLAP http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HONDA-DEVILLE-TRIKE-A-ONE-OFF-NOT-ANOTHER-THE-SAME-/222291256836?hash=item33c1976604:g:a6MAAOSwLF1YA8ui 'I have realy pushed this trike on bends and corners' I'd really push it off a cliff next time. Conrad D. Conelrad, oldcars, mercrocker and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 The sticker reads "This vehicle has a 3M rustshield 5 year guarantee against rust". and of course I combed the photos looking for signs of rot, but have to conclude - 3M rustguard: it's good shit. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-MINI-850-/142159176691 Cavcraft, 4wheeledstool, richardmorris and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I wish it had a 5 year (future) warranty against stupid fucking wheel arches and daft alloys. mercrocker, mouseflakes, Norbert and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Car has been bought and stored at a regular temperature with little moisture. Horse, stable door. Should have been 3M Rustguarded. I hear they come with a five year warranty against rust, you know. Exported from the UK to South Africa and then imported to Ireland. Does not have tax or a registration. ...and of course it already has bids at £1000 because Minis Be Crazy. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Mini-Restoration-With-Engine-Mark-3-4-/252602522906 mouseflakes, brickwall, dome and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angrydicky Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 One of those Metro Chairmans would be ideal for transporting tea trolleys with the urn still on them. They'd also be ideal for teaching Daleks how to drive.Genuinely can't stop LOLing at this! GrumpyCat, gordonbennet and RobT 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1969-Jaguar-XJ6-Series-1-Turbo-Diesel-5-Speed-Manual-/272425025932?hash=item3f6dcc018c:g:FlcAAOSwImRYDiHJ And get this, only got a bleeding Granada 2.5 turbo diesel engine! Skizzer, strangeangel, meggersdog and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Fabia 2.0 8v pez, I imagine these go alright (although they look as miserable as a bastard) http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/skoda-2-0-petrol-/122195211814 dome and Supernaut 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Kudos for taking pictures that make this look like a pissed off lion that's been locked in a shed for 20 years and nobody wants to go near it http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-cavalier-classic-car-barn-find-/302116636323?hash=item46578e06a3:g:T7UAAOSwn7JYDda- 'The car looks to be in fairly good condition for age' How he knows that from standing 17 miles away from it is anyone's guess. catsinthewelder, Rocket88, EssDeeWon and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mally Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 This 2.9 cortina looks nice. I remember it was up for sale around the time I bought mine but I was discouraged by the tow bar that looks like it was knocked up in Govan ship yards out of some spareaircraft carrier. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-ford-cortina-mk5-2-9-ghia-/172385811137?hash=item2822febac1:g:YO4AAOSwal5YDjIh That's a very useful towbar for a speedway bike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Furious Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 The 2.5 turbo diesel granada engine was a good way to ruin a granada, never mind a jaaaaaag Strongly laughing at the Crown Vic photo caption though (and wanting it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Underseal Overspray The Renaults of TL:DR 5 door, are we http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-5-TR-1-2-5DR-1988-/172385511187?hash=item2822fa2713:g:xpYAAOSwx2dYDehO GrumpyCat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeeExEll Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 NOT SEMI-LEVITATING GRANDAD ROAD RANDOM CAPITAL LETTERS COUNCIL ESTATE LADDERS FISHPOND BOLLOCKS CHURCH ROOF CATAPULT RS MEXICO RECOVERY TRUCK CAT FLAP http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HONDA-DEVILLE-TRIKE-A-ONE-OFF-NOT-ANOTHER-THE-SAME-/222291256836?hash=item33c1976604:g:a6MAAOSwLF1YA8ui 'I have realy pushed this trike on bends and corners' I'd really push it off a cliff next time.Quote, after the bit about bends and corners, "Its just about impossible to roll it over". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 CANNOT BE ARSED https://www.facebook.com/groups/322481881116389/ GrumpyCat, strangeangel and mouseflakes 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mg-Zs-180-trophy-blue-/131975844576 Low mileage, unwankered early ZS180 with new clutch and belts for £700 ono!!!! I reckon these are at rock bottom and will start going upwards anytime now. EssDeeWon, cort16 and Six-cylinder 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 This looks like a right bargain (and quite snazzy, dare I say) but would you believe the seller? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/fiat-bravo-sport-/232123944364?hash=item360baa4dac:g:ZVEAAOSwn7JYDmNm 'Car broke down and none runner, we did try to start but only made battery flat so we just bought new one' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 'Sorry I was late for work today boss, the dog ate my hair dryer' http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Vectra-CDTI-SRI-150-/252602160547?hash=item3ad04315a3:g:RhAAAOSwnbZYC4j9 Pillock and GrumpyCat 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-LAGUNA-3-0-V6-AUTO-2002-VGC-FSH-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-WHEELS-AND-TYRES-GOOD-/252595983972 This gooner 24v looks tidy, FSH as well seemingly. No MOT. Not far from me either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Bronze for photographySilver for using the neighbour's bedroom windows for illuminationsGold for overall effort http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-Streetwise-Olympic-Special-Edition-/272425096386?hash=item3f6dcd14c2:g:Gq4AAOSwal5YDlMU MarvinsMom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 That ZS is a right bargain. I reckon shelling out £600 on that and sticking it in a barn for 15 years a much better investment than any savings account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 1972 Range Rover with pretty much everything from a 1990-1993 Range Rover What is the chance that this get RUNG back to a 1990 Rangie and sold for a profit followed by the 1972 title being used for something slightly more dubious http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/262679037021?ssPageName=STRK:MESINDXX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1436.l2649 I laughed : Q: Hi has it got 2 keys . Does it have central locking many thanks paul 24-Oct-16 A: Hello Paul, yes it has central locking, it has one ignition and one door key, also one locking petrol cap key. It includes a complete steering wheel covering security lock that also has one key. More keys for locking glove boxes , aerials and stuff. They are old fashioned keys so should be relatively easy to get copied. Thank you for your interest, David Q: Hello From the MOT history, appears it has ABS. Is this so? regards 21-Oct-16 A: Yes, in its history log is a bill for servicing the ABS brakes, it also has new disks, pads, springs and shockers, thank you for your interest. GrumpyCat, gordonbennet, EssDeeWon and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Fucking hell, 7 owners though..... I'd be checking that mileage/history. (ZS) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six-cylinder Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Fucking hell, 7 owners though..... I'd be checking that mileage/history. (ZS) Does the mileage ring true, I am thinking about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Battery-Milk-Float-1976-/222292400964?hash=item33c1a8db44:g:cDgAAOSwal5YDnDP Junkman, mercrocker, drum and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
For Fiats Sake Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Just how bad does the accident need to be to do this to the front of a "dakar" Rangie? http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/Rover-MG-/18262/i.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Plucky little 850 - £4500 or best offer... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Mini-850-Austin-MK3-Original-Green-/322299219149 Ace looking Clubman - £5250 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-Mini-Clubman-1275E-/222268716493 Utter fuckery £6999 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-Mini-City-Convertible-Classic-Refurbished-Lots-of-History-Lots-of-Fun-/272393777447 The mind boggles Zantimisfit, FakeConcern, UltraWomble and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 seven grand LOLOLOLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Meanwhile in the elite headquarters of a Bolton car dealership http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-KIA-RIO-LX-BLUE-/252598220389?hash=item3ad006f665:g:-6YAAOSwXeJYCrX- 'this is a car that was taken in in part ex by mistake' ​What were you expecting when they said Kia Rio, turned up in a Kia Rio and left you a Kia Rio? 'I am looking to regain some of the cost for the part-exchange but no where near the 3k that was lost' gordonbennet, dome, oldcars and 14 others 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Does the mileage ring true, I am thinking about it? It could be, but I'm not convinced enough to throw money at it. The MOT history shows consistently low mileage, but seems strange across 7 owners? Also one MOT shows no advisories on the tyres, but the next just 2300 miles later says it fails on cords showing. If it was 2-3 owners I'd probably have luzzed in an offer, but I'm a picky bastard. EssDeeWon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
For Fiats Sake Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Seller made the same mistake with a Polo as well, identical advert wording. I wonder how many times he can lose 3k and stay in business? Here is a Volkswagen Polo this is a car that was taken in in part ex by mistake without any mot it will make a good car once repaired the car is sold without mot and tax sold as seen http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/Volkswagen-/9873/i.html oldcars 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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