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eBay tat volume 3.


Ross_K

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I'm always astonished by how may of these hopeless shitters are on eBay.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-CABRIOLET-1-8-SRI-FOR-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-44K-NO-RESERVE-L-K-/142151990195

 

 

FOR SPARES OR REPAIR

 

Surprise!

 

 

THESE ARE EXTREMELY RARE NOW, AND ARE NOT SEEN AT ALL, IF EVER !

 

I think you'll find.....

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-1-8-CABRIO-AUTOMATIC-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-/112168899675

 

 

was brought as a project but done nothing with it just sat in my unit gathering dust...

 

I've never driven one of these but I imagine they are pretty floppy and bendy. Lowering springs are gonna work wonders for their 'handling'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-cavalier-cabrio-/262675692893

 

Jesus, heres a road legal one!!!!

 

 

The car has just run out of MOT but will pass no problem . Thanks

 

Well, almost

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CHEAP-1988-VAUXHALL-MK2-CONVERTIBLE-CABRIOLET-CAVALIER-PROJECT-/182315007119

 

 

good winter project

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-MK2-1-8i-CONVERTIBLE-JUST-33-800-MILES-PX-YZF-CBR-GSXR-ZXR-/272407475386

 

This one looks a minter

 

 

Classified Ad price:
£5,995.00

 

F**k off!!!!!!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-1-8-CABRIOLET-CONVERTIBLE-ONLY-7-000-MILES-FROM-NEW-/291904806029

 

7000 miles - 7000 pounds!!! SEVEN THOUSAND POUNDS!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cavalier-Convertible-Cabriolet-1-8i-1987-E635GNV-/122154980556

 

 

I know of no reason why it would not pass its MoT test

 

Thats more like it

 

 

I reckon most of the remainaing examples of these make an appearance on eBay at least once a year.

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Fuckwit of the year award goes to this seller who states...

 

 

 

 I won't accept any offers through eBay

 

Then goes on to list it for £600 classified ad or BEST OFFER.... :mrgreen:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-Vauxhall-Astra-1-8-Petrol-Automatic-Spares-Or-Repair-Project-Cheap-Bargain-/272387942213?hash=item3f6b962745:g:CHQAAOSwpLNX~qZO

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Stilo-Fast-and-Reliable-Needs-a-little-attention-but-SEXY-car-/131963709352

 

 

SEXY car !

 

Its a fucking Fiat Stilo you moron

 

 

Dont want cash ! paypay on buying please.

 

Can anyone think of a reason why this seller would not want cash? Other than having no fucking idea about anything obviously.

 

 

No rust as its a fibre glass body and alloy chassis

 

The mind boggles

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-FORD-CAPRI-LS-mk3-2-0-project-all-parts-are-present-to-finish-/201676327810?hash=item2ef4d88b82:g:Re0AAOSwdIFXydsz

 

 

 

THE CAR IS A PROJECT ALL THE HARD WORK IS DONE JUST NEEDS LITTLE WELDING AROUND HEAD LIGHTS AND O/s DOOR TOP AREAS SEE PICS ALL FLOOR WELDING HAS BEEN DONE

 

 

 

 

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