stephen01 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 still would though.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Greetings, ShitePickers, today we're going back in time to the magical year of 1998, first week of Feb to be precise (not 'arf) and a look at the top ten. Coming in to number 10 at ten is 'You're Still The One (off)' by Shania Twain. Backing lyrics by the Proton Jumblefucks and recorded in a shed in Bromsgrove http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PROTON-JUMBUCK-GTI-CUSTOM-1-8-EVO-4-ONE-OFF-/311709188143?hash=item489350c02f:g:Bf0AAOSwmLlX7rCe Nah nah nah nah na na nahhhhhh Dropping two places to number 9 is Robbie Williams and 'Anglias' Robbie changed the original lyrics from 'I'm loving Corsairs instead on advice from his manager at Wanker Bastard Records New entry and number 8 this week, 'Getting Jiggy With It' by Will Smith. Smith recorded this popular song from his holiday bolt hole in Spain where it's rumoured he liked to get rear ended (BOTH MATURE DRIVERS, NEVER BEEN EATEN OR SMOKED) http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E30-316-LHD-1987-DAMAGED-LOW-KLMS-RUST-FREE-IN-SPAIN-AIRCON-/112164336497?hash=item1a1d83f371:g:tS8AAOSwPCVX~Rt7 And at seven it's Never (Ever Been Welded) by All Saints. An interesting fact about the highly popular girl group is that none of them have ever actually been in a Talbot, though most of them have been in my dreams. I'd defo 'fluff' them pop pickers, that's for sure. But I'm dead so I can't. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-TALBOT-ALPINE-GL-SILVER-NEVER-WELDED-/302078335121?hash=item4655459891:g:DPMAAOSwLF1X3tft . anonymous user, GrumpyCat, egg and 15 others 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 The tide(mark) is high and gaffer-tape wheel arches make this ideal for gangmasters for the busy festive season http://www.copart.co.uk/uk/Lot/37260906?searchId=2006957529 Cavcraft, Squire_Dawson and Laseraligningfoofooflanges 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 reserve not met last week but could be cheaphttp://www.copart.co.uk/uk/Lot/33222466?searchId=2006957529 Junkman, Cavcraft, For Fiats Sake and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Cat D salvage.Can you see the damagehttp://www.copart.co.uk/uk/Lot/34118506?searchId=1529000467 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 ^^^ There's a pink one of those Suburu campers near me, just need to pap it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LessThanEqual Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Have you ever thought to yourself "I wish I could buy a Toyota MR2 with a Peugeot 206 rear end"? If so, I have the perfect car for you. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Bit of damage to the bumper and wing,little bit of rust but it's unrecorded.http://www.copart.co.uk/uk/Lot/34512256?searchId=357140649 Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 And...at number six is Be Alone No More by Another Level. And YOU would be alone no more in this snazzy bijou little custom compact offroad expedition adventure caravan camper. If I'd have one of these back in the day that bird out of All Saints wouldn't have bothered with that gobshite from Oasis and I wouldn't be dead. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-compact-off-road-capable-expedition-adventure-camper-caravan-/172376169278?hash=item28226b9b3e:g:1wIAAOSwCGVYAnL~ Number 5 is 'When I need You' by Will Mellor and the Sill Welders. Rumour has it Will penned this ditty when on a bodywork course run by Stevie Wonder at York College for the afflicted. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-Rascal-restoration-spares-/232107841241?hash=item360ab496d9:g:8JEAAOSwpLNX-TzL Big climber now as we reach no. 4. 'Truly Madly OLLI' by Salvage Gardens was an iconic hit for our Antipodean friends. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-LAND-ROVER-88-4-CYL-GREEN-SPARES-REPAIRS-Project-SALVAGE-Series-3-swb-/182285646337?hash=item2a71123a01:g:3qAAAOSwmLlX3tQ8 Straight in to the top 3 at 3 is '(No) Docs-ter Jones' by Aqua. Unbeknown to most people Aqua is actually French for Aye, Qu'en est-il de cela, Abruti? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-maverick-spares-or-repair-french-registered-no-docs-/291905259730?hash=item43f6e8c8d2:g:iAMAAOSwh2xX-scL Nearly there now shitesters, as we enter the top two, what will be number one? Well, it isn't...... 'My Heart Will Go On' by Celine Dion. Unfortunately for Miss Dion her heart didn't go on and she came a cropper in the nonce's wing of HMP DVLA in Swansea. But let's not talk about the inside of prisons, some of my old mates have nearly ended up there (big hello to the Hairy Cornflake, not 'arf) http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-MINI-1970-V5-LOGBOOK-TAX-EXEMPT-PART-SHELL-/331990060424?hash=item4d4c264d88:g:hlYAAOSwTA9X85yC I've been Alan Fluff Freeman and this weeks charts have been sponsored by Operation Yewtree's Beyond The Grave Department. BIG SHOUT OUT to my main crew, yo. And we leave you with the number one single of Feb 2nd the chart topping 'Brimful of Astra' by CornersCut. Tune in next week where I almost certainly can't be arsed doing this again. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-astra-GLS-auto-1996-3-months-MOT-Scrap-or-Salvage-Running-Perfectly-/182306988132?hash=item2a7257e064:g:CsoAAOSwNRdX-PyW GrumpyCat, anonymous user, garethj and 21 others 24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Driver's door damaged but again unrecorded.http://www.copart.co.uk/uk/Lot/34949566?searchId=1046351209 Aston Martin and Sir Snipes 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 'it has been safely in storage for the past 18 months' 'Car has been off road (Sorn) for past 18 months' 'The car will need 4 new tyres to pass an MOT' 'So buy it, put 4 tyres on it, get it MOT'd' 'Number 57 off the production line and according to the Sera collectors club, easily the earliest version of the Sera on the road.' http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-SERA-CLASSIC-GULL-WING-CAR-FOR-COLLECTOR-/322295166084?hash=item4b0a49f484:g:tzcAAOSwh2xYAnkb car is described as A1 but needs tyres, has rust, has the complex windows jammed and some other issues. I would hate to see an E5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Sporty Essex Ignis. Be careful, you'll want two. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-ignis-sport-2004-one-careful-lady-owner-from-new-Essex-/252587970062 Cavcraft, garethj and Aston Martin 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 It is 90's blue inside and out and wants to WBoD with you. Watchlisted. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-passat-2-0-petrol-rare-example-only-72000-miles-on-clock-/182315370533 Cavcraft, Laseraligningfoofooflanges and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Abstract art. FORD MONDEO MK1 1993/1996 HATCHBACK BOOT SPOILER VGC http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-MONDEO-MK1-1993-1996-HATCHBACK-BOOT-SPOILER-VGC-/162239406383 this is the only image.... Junkman, Disco Fever, face and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 another nice but cheap early e39 BMW http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bmw-528i-bmw-service-history-no-faults-drives-a1-/222282839658?hash=item33c116f66a:g:zzEAAOSwh2xYAnPe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 hepatitis b-reg http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1964-FIAT-309-EX-BLOOD-DONATION-VEHICLE-BUS-BASED-EXCELLENT-ORIGINAL-CONDITIONS-/322295095344?hash=item4b0a48e030:g:i~0AAOSwYIxYAltM mouseflakes, Junkman, Cavcraft and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Snipes Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 I think this has been on before but I'm posting it anyway 'cos I like it. Very clean. £500 at least over priced? Can't imagine many people parting with £2k for an old Accord. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/252550796442 Here's another, "normal" spec but also very clean and no mention of a reserve. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Accord-2-0l-Auto-1992-/131972304980 I use to see a really nice green Wagon around Chesham when I lived there a few years ago. GrumpyCat, Aston Martin and oldcars 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Come friendly bombs and fall on Frodsham!It isn't fit for bidding, man,There isn't metal left to make a can.Swarm over, Rust! Come, bombs and blow to smithereensThose air -conditioned, metal-less wingsTinned fruit, tinned meat, tinned milk, tinned cheese,Tin mine, push it down one please. Mess up the mess they call KadettA bid of ten pound fifty yetAnd in a week come through your townscrap mechants And get that man with double chinWho'll always cheat and always win,Who washes his repulsive inner wingsIn rusty tears: And smash his hood of PVCAnd smash the frame, it's fucked you see And drag the bastard on his driveAnd make him sell Come, friendly wob fall off rear quarter howTo get it ready for the hiab to plough.Cartakeback are coming now;The earth exhales. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Opel-Kadett-C-Aero-Convertible-Project-Barn-Find-similar-era-Ford-Escord-/142150919459?hash=item2118dae523:g:v9MAAOSwCGVYA73l Skizzer, mercrocker, drum and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LessThanEqual Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 What an odd spec, it has 4WS and an auto box but no alloys or painted bumpers. Sir Snipes, For Fiats Sake, Banger Kenny and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Diesel Automatic with just 63k, full MOT, and one gurning giffer owner.... £1300 https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-75-diesel-auto-/1193978776 Cavcraft, Junkman, oldcars and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Mr cavcraft is truly on form Laseraligningfoofooflanges and spartacus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Not ebay but a real life auction of cackhttp://clwydauctions.co.uk/Classic_car_auction.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0ldCh0d Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Manky old vest obscuring the number plate............Still an epic fail.....MEGA LOLZ http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CITREON-C2-SX-2006-YELLOW-/272415466095?hash=item3f6d3a226f:g:K9EAAOSw4shX926a egg, Aston Martin, Junkman and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0ldCh0d Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 I give you....A reliant rialto pickup.....with the front chainsawed off?...lol http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-Rialto-Pickup-/142146813071?hash=item21189c3c8f:g:G2EAAOSwh2xX~o-U oldcars, Junkman, Aston Martin and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigstraight6 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Manky old vest obscuring the number plate............Still an epic fail.....MEGA LOLZ http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CITREON-C2-SX-2006-YELLOW-/272415466095?hash=item3f6d3a226f:g:K9EAAOSw4shX926a It could actually be manky old underpants..... Junkman, 0ldCh0d and hpi_matrix 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0ldCh0d Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Cheap Badermatic 318 E36? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bmw-316-i-se-auto-saloon-/232114799608?hash=item360b1ec3f8:g:Wk0AAOSwCGVX6X6F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 One for Barrett http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-1959-SHIRLEY-CONVERTIBLE-1200cc-SIDE-VALVE-TWIN-CARBS-ONE-OWNER-40-YEARS-/162225118266?hash=item25c55edc3a:g:KIoAAOSwdzVXnf2x rml2345, Junkman and Cavcraft 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/camper-van-custom-one-of-a-kind-part-ex-swap-/262677349612?hash=item3d28ca44ec:g:vfwAAOSwCGVYA5jv Look at the two-and-eight of the bathroom, FFS Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil1971 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 I love this thread but don't get the chance to go through all of it so apologies if we've already this luxury holiday conveyance http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-campervan/172373756683 Junkman and Banger Kenny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0ldCh0d Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Shitey chrysler neon with a decent mot.. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CHRYSLER-NEON-R-T-2-LITRE-16V-HIGH-OUTPUT-MOT-TO-MAY-2017-IDEAL-BANGER-RALLY-/201685881466?hash=item2ef56a527a:g:bLsAAOSw8gVX-QQ0 Asimo, Junkman and FakeConcern 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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