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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-ALFA-ROMEO-GTV-T-SPARK-16V-BLUE-MOT-HISTORY-/222265742609

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Good overall condition

 

Now we're talkin'!

 

But wait, it has it all:

 

 

to be expected with age

Please read the description

I am selling my second car (dubbed my 'toy')

moving house

the Mrs says

I love them

no expense has been spared

Advisories include

Sunroof does not operate

common fault

Lacquer is peeling

found online at spares yards

Will be valeted

 

So not only does it win at eBay Bingo, but it's not in good overall condition.

 

It.

Is.

Fucked!

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Half the price of the vandalised one, but it only has half the valve count, too.
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Senator-3-0-CDi-12-valve-Spares-or-Repair-/252563010160
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I can't get the bonnet open to stick a battery on it to see if it runs. The handle works and it pops up but when I pull the release thing in the grill nothing happens so I'm describing it as a non-runner.

 

I'm describing it as being fucked.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-Mayfair-1987-/131955042601

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This is the first sentence in the ad:

 

 

Here is a project that my dad was working on, but he sadly passed away very suddenly in July.

 

As genuinely sad as this makes me, it's going to put off a lot of potential buyers.

 

 

The engine is bored out to plus .060 (1150cc) (new) pistons and rings. The crank has been re-ground on mains and b/ends + .010. It has also been wedged. There is a steel duplex vernier cam set (new). The cam is a 544 formula junior racing cam (new). High output oil pump (new) all oil ways in block Drilled and plugged. Centre main strap. There is a 12G 940 big valve head

 

If my father did work on cars, I wouldn't know any of this.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-escort-/282199411157

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has some cool batman lights although these are just for show

 

 

the van does need an MOT in which i understand may need a little bit of weilding underneath.
all in all a great little van.

 

A great little van it'll be once it has an MoT. Until then, it's just a van.

 

 

Selling as I need something bigger.

 

Nope. Selling because it's fucked.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-Range-Rover-Classic-spares-or-repair-Not-Defender-Or-Discovery-/291891717603?hash=item43f61a25e3:g:3BoAAOSwLF1X7D1g

 

 

Seller notes: “Range Rover Classic NO MOT, requires repairs to both cills, inner wings at rear and one at front (1 inner wing already repaired)â€

Just requires a little welding......

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Talbot-Samba-convertible-pininfurina-1985-barn-find-very-rare-only-11-left-/142133666667

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pininfurina 1985 barn find , very rare only 11 left

 

 

ON 11YES 11 LEFT IN THE COUNTRY ON THE RD , GOOGLE THIS ( HOW MANY TALBOT SAMES ARE LEFT)

 

I googled how many Pininfurina Sames are left, and only this one was returned. So it must be the last one in existence.

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I am lost for words here.....in the same way it "suddenly lost a spark" lol,

 

Cover your eyes....i present to you.....for the discerning council estate drug lord....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-W126-420-se-Rat-Rod-Project-Spares-or-Repair-/191976504280?hash=item2cb2b0fbd8:g:4BwAAOSw5VFWN3Bn

 

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For someone who 'doesn't know much about cars' his other items combined with his feedback make interesting reading.

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'I parked it here as I was looking for my Frontera'

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-ESPACE-FAMILY-1995-GRP-BODY-1995CC-PETROL-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-DERBY/172333632443

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My uncle had been the keeper of it since 2000. He is now 83 and it has taken a great deal of persuasion to get him to not have a car any more. He has been told its gone for scrap to prevent his going back on the decision.

 

I do not wish to have anything to do with you, you lying patronising heartless selfish shit.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-AX-GT-1-4-1988-spares-or-repair-/131955982108

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My old car.

 

You mean your knackered old car, surely?

 

 

Been stood up

 

What does that even mean?

If my gran would have been stood up, I'd not exist!

 

 

well loved vehicle

 

Oh, aye, it oozes this out of each one of its molecules.

 

 

It would be good to see this little gem go to a good home!

 

J. Davidson comes to mind.

 

 

Would run with little effort.

 

It's fucked.

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