0ldCh0d Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-A30-1955-spares-repair-/381771076655?hash=item58e354542f:g:LJYAAOSwnQhXozcK Cavcraft and Asimo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zantimisfit Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Cor! https://www.blocket.se/stockholm/Datsun_100a_69335907.htm?ca=23_11&w=3 Banger Kenny, Junkman, Aston Martin and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 I piss on the car, but each photo in the ad is pure class. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-golf-mk1-gti-/142133277756 Surely that picture is eligible for number plate an obfuscation award? Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-ALFA-ROMEO-GTV-T-SPARK-16V-BLUE-MOT-HISTORY-/222265742609 Good overall condition Now we're talkin'! But wait, it has it all: to be expected with agePlease read the descriptionI am selling my second car (dubbed my 'toy')moving housethe Mrs saysI love themno expense has been sparedAdvisories includeSunroof does not operatecommon faultLacquer is peelingfound online at spares yardsWill be valeted So not only does it win at eBay Bingo, but it's not in good overall condition. It.Is.Fucked! mercrocker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 GR98 4 OMGSNOKOAZ http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Terra-Tiger-6-wheel-Bannna-Splits-Buggy-Restoration-Project-/391578058768 ( Bannna Splits ) What? Currently the axles are siezed so please bear this in mind when thinking of transport mouseflakes, Supernaut and mercrocker 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0ldCh0d Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-SKODA-FABIA-AUTOMATIC-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-/201679786816?hash=item2ef50d5340:g:RGUAAOSwmLlX3~pw Seriously........I would NOT read the Description, But the upshot of it is basically...........IT'S FUCKED!! lol. Have some fabby pictures... Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Half the price of the vandalised one, but it only has half the valve count, too. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Senator-3-0-CDi-12-valve-Spares-or-Repair-/252563010160 I can't get the bonnet open to stick a battery on it to see if it runs. The handle works and it pops up but when I pull the release thing in the grill nothing happens so I'm describing it as a non-runner. I'm describing it as being fucked. Aston Martin and 0ldCh0d 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0ldCh0d Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 LOL!! at the description http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-A4-Sline-BUY-OR-BREAKING-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-/291893943350?hash=item43f63c1c36:g:q0QAAOSwiO9XitYr Rusty_Rocket, Junkman and garethj 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0ldCh0d Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Half the price of the vandalised one, but it only has half the valve count, too. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Senator-3-0-CDi-12-valve-Spares-or-Repair-/252563010160 I'm describing it as being fucked.Is it Frank that is selling this aswell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-Mayfair-1987-/131955042601 This is the first sentence in the ad: Here is a project that my dad was working on, but he sadly passed away very suddenly in July. As genuinely sad as this makes me, it's going to put off a lot of potential buyers. The engine is bored out to plus .060 (1150cc) (new) pistons and rings. The crank has been re-ground on mains and b/ends + .010. It has also been wedged. There is a steel duplex vernier cam set (new). The cam is a 544 formula junior racing cam (new). High output oil pump (new) all oil ways in block Drilled and plugged. Centre main strap. There is a 12G 940 big valve head If my father did work on cars, I wouldn't know any of this. 0ldCh0d and AMC Rebel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0ldCh0d Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Some V12 fun anyone??..... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJS-V12-HE-Classic-For-spares-or-repairs/112152724204?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D39012%26meid%3Da61fa8c215b44965beff794b50c3d457%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D252563010160 Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-escort-/282199411157 has some cool batman lights although these are just for show the van does need an MOT in which i understand may need a little bit of weilding underneath.all in all a great little van. A great little van it'll be once it has an MoT. Until then, it's just a van. Selling as I need something bigger. Nope. Selling because it's fucked. 0ldCh0d 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0ldCh0d Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-Range-Rover-Classic-spares-or-repair-Not-Defender-Or-Discovery-/291891717603?hash=item43f61a25e3:g:3BoAAOSwLF1X7D1g Seller notes: “Range Rover Classic NO MOT, requires repairs to both cills, inner wings at rear and one at front (1 inner wing already repaired)†Just requires a little welding...... Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Talbot-Samba-convertible-pininfurina-1985-barn-find-very-rare-only-11-left-/142133666667 pininfurina 1985 barn find , very rare only 11 left ON 11YES 11 LEFT IN THE COUNTRY ON THE RD , GOOGLE THIS ( HOW MANY TALBOT SAMES ARE LEFT) I googled how many Pininfurina Sames are left, and only this one was returned. So it must be the last one in existence. Conrad D. Conelrad, face, dome and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Someone without a plastic dilemma please buy this. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Trabant-P601-Kombi-UK-Registered-/162222577836 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 american car Indeed: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/american-car-/201679316038 I'd not read the ad, despite there is actually one single comma in it. danthecapriman, mercrocker and STUNO 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0ldCh0d Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 I am lost for words here.....in the same way it "suddenly lost a spark" lol, Cover your eyes....i present to you.....for the discerning council estate drug lord.... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-W126-420-se-Rat-Rod-Project-Spares-or-Repair-/191976504280?hash=item2cb2b0fbd8:g:4BwAAOSw5VFWN3Bn RoadworkUK, AMC Rebel, STUNO and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Ooooh! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-Commer-Van-/262650697116 Sadly it also costs as much as Windsor Castle. danthecapriman, Banger Kenny, Skizzer and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-VW-Beetle-1300cc-/182298205565 Rear driver's side wheel appears to be seized I would guess that it needs a dolly under that one wheel to get it moving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-P4-Cyclops-Round-Dial-1951-/172359308639 The car is a very rare 1951 Rover P4 Cyclops Built in the UK in 1951 I hazard a guess that most 1951 cars were built in 1951? 0ldCh0d, mercrocker and danthecapriman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0ldCh0d Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 This has been hitting about the bay of flea for ages.....can't see why.....lol. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-TRANSIT-MOTORHOME-PROJECT-spares-or-repairs-no-reserve-auction-/291890050139?hash=item43f600b45b:g:n0kAAOSw-itXvM1z Junkman and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/jaguar-/131955757216 The way it is listed it could well be a bargain. For the right person, I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 That 420 sure is the dox bollox! You all know that the first thing I check on W126es is whether it has a daft steering wheel. Well, this one exceeds everything: 0ldCh0d, Conrad D. Conelrad, tapir and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0ldCh0d Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/jaguar-/131955757216 The way it is listed it could well be a bargain. For the right person, I mean.I raise you.......with this proposition....http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-xj6-4-2-sports-auto-spares-or-repair-/262645776114?hash=item3d26e87ef2:g:qWcAAOSwGIRXaXYi Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0ldCh0d Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 That 420 sure is the dox bollox! You all know that the first thing I check on W126es is whether it has a daft steering wheel. Well, this one exceeds everything: I had wondered where my dogs chain went....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 LOL!! at the description http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-A4-Sline-BUY-OR-BREAKING-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-/291893943350?hash=item43f63c1c36:g:q0QAAOSwiO9XitYr For someone who 'doesn't know much about cars' his other items combined with his feedback make interesting reading. BorniteIdentity, STUNO and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 'I parked it here as I was looking for my Frontera' .ttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-MK1-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-L-rarer-than-Ford-Escort-Capri-Cortina-/262650912629?hash=item3d2736df75:g:QKIAAOSw8gVX7hWu Skizzer, danthecapriman, wuvvum and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouseflakes Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 GR98 4 OMGSNOKOAZ(Banana Splits) What? Asimo and Supernaut 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-ESPACE-FAMILY-1995-GRP-BODY-1995CC-PETROL-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-DERBY/172333632443 My uncle had been the keeper of it since 2000. He is now 83 and it has taken a great deal of persuasion to get him to not have a car any more. He has been told its gone for scrap to prevent his going back on the decision. I do not wish to have anything to do with you, you lying patronising heartless selfish shit. For Fiats Sake, 0ldCh0d, Asimo and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-AX-GT-1-4-1988-spares-or-repair-/131955982108 My old car. You mean your knackered old car, surely? Been stood up What does that even mean?If my gran would have been stood up, I'd not exist! well loved vehicle Oh, aye, it oozes this out of each one of its molecules. It would be good to see this little gem go to a good home! J. Davidson comes to mind. Would run with little effort. It's fucked. 0ldCh0d and Conrad D. Conelrad 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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