mouseflakes Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CITROEN-SYNERGIE-1-9-TD-SX-12-MOTHS-MOT-NO-RESERVE-READY-TO-GO-/201679122558 Junkman and strangeangel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 This car looks like it ate a bit of itself, then spewed it back up ...which it pretty much has done with the gearbox http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vanden-Plas-1500-Austin-Allegro-10-Months-MOT-Runs-Needs-Repair-/222265713128?hash=item33c011a1e8:g:uIAAAOSwzaJX7XG- mercrocker, mouseflakes, oldcars and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I don't know if it's because he has two giant stone copies of my dog up his drive, or just because I'm a knobhead, but I've had this first bid on this http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-Cadillac-Brougham-Fleetwood-petrol-LPG-low-miles-classic-American-LHD-/331985855815?hash=item4d4be62547:g:EUAAAOSwPCVX7XfU&autorefresh=true MarvinsMom, mouseflakes, Skizzer and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 That VDP's Conrad D. Conrad D. Conrads isn't it? oldcars, Ghosty, strangeangel and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 FIT! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK1-VAUXHALL-ASTRA-1-6SR-SR-UNFINISHED-PROJECT-OR-FOR-SPARES-NO-RESERVE-/131954581909?hash=item1eb91b2195:g:zD0AAOSwLnBX7PmK sporty-shite, Essex V6, mouseflakes and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraWomble Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-FIAT-STRADA-CABRIO-Rare-Cabriolet-Barn-Find-Spares-or-Repairs-with-history-/182291821873?hash=item2a71707531:g:rJ8AAOSw-itXpzwu http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FIAT-STRADA-CABRIO-Rare-Cabriolet-Barn-Find-/272389868083?hash=item3f6bb38a33:g:930AAOSwLnBX59N3 Cavcraft and strangeangel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouseflakes Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 3.2 petrol. £400 - BARGIN - at this price you can even forgive the horrible wheels. https://www.gumtree.com/p/ssangyong/ssangyong-musso-gx220-automatic/1190453856 Bought this beast last night for my wife to pull her snack van Lacquer Peel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 That VDP's Conrad D. Conrad D. Conrads isn't it? Indeed. My haunted Rover shat its engine on the collection thread for it, and it shat its gearbox on the collection thread for my Talbot.I guess we're even, Conrad? Conrad D. Conelrad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I don't know if it's because he has two giant stone copies of my dog up his drive, or just because I'm a knobhead, but I've had this first bid on this http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-Cadillac-Brougham-Fleetwood-petrol-LPG-low-miles-classic-American-LHD-/331985855815?hash=item4d4be62547:g:EUAAAOSwPCVX7XfU&autorefresh=true I know this car very well and can assure you, that it's one of the best kept examples in the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sporty-shite Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 FIT! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK1-VAUXHALL-ASTRA-1-6SR-SR-UNFINISHED-PROJECT-OR-FOR-SPARES-NO-RESERVE-/131954581909?hash=item1eb91b2195:g:zD0AAOSwLnBX7PmKI think I've just had a little accident. Watch list. Now. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I don't know whether to be overjoyed, or just cry. This is very strong money (and un-original engine) but dead rare now. I sold mine years back for about £1500 or something and thought I'd had a right touch. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cavalier-Calibre-1988-Rare-Classic-Retro-Car-Limited-Edition-/112147529603 Yeah, mine spread most of it's engine along the Runcorn bridge, (including the starter motor which was damaged by a conrod on it's way out through the block. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Bought this beast last night for my wife to pull her snack van Is anyine else sniggering their bollocks off at this? Its almost poetic. GrumpyCat, Junkman, flat4alfa and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 How pathetic at computer stuff do you have to be to entrust your sale with this utter wazzock? Nissan Figaro.I am selling this car for a friend of mine, they do not have ebay so i have offered to list the car for them, the car can be collected from the owners house in Farncombe near Godalming, the car drives very well, long mot, i will add more details and photos later. £5500 start price too. What a waste of space http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Figaro-/262649279056 face and Laseraligningfoofooflanges 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouseflakes Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Its almost poetic. I think it's an old Meat Loaf lyric, from his 'wilderness' years. RoadworkUK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Low cost new shaped focus. Look at the rust though, definitely the spiritual successor to the mkII escort. Heritage. http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201609238063513 garethj and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Winter's coming so just the right time to buy a convertible. I had one of these and hated it. I like the wheels on this one though. http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201609238063513 Fabergé Greggs, Disco Fever, Laseraligningfoofooflanges and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timolloyd Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Don't know if it still is.....but this was Jaguar engined. It used to be based at Kingsclere down near Newbury. Be nice to see it spared the ignominy of hen parties etc. Although no reason it couldn't be called out to Shitefest. Tell the strippers to sod off and then enjoy the vehicle. mercrocker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panhard65 Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Yeah, mine spread most of it's engine along the Runcorn bridge, (including the starter motor which was damaged by a conrod on it's way out through the block.Ahhh the good old 2.0 8 valve from the late '80's I managed to destroy the engine in my dads mk3 Cav sri in the fast lane of the M11. It chucked a rod through the block and took out the starter motor. Which was a shame as it was still running when I got it to the hard shoulder and would of driven the last few miles to get it off the motorway if I could of got it started. It was a weak point in the engines at the time they snapped the con rods just below the small end bearing for no good reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadworkUK Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 A chocolate-flavoured Ital so big it doesn't fit in a standard photo. Description is a bit painful but not as bad as the questions section. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-Morris-ital-hls-estate/252552152620?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D39069%26meid%3Daa0562976eee4912900ff96abc1397ba%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D4%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D302078313394 I have to say, I reckon this chap is an exception to the usual rule of eBay fuckwittery, laziness and ignorance. I genuinely reckon he's doing the best he can. I'd actually buy him a drink. Cavcraft, AMC Rebel, flat4alfa and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
messerschmitt owner Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Low cost new shaped focus. Look at the rust though, definitely the spiritual successor to the mkII escort. Heritage. typical Ford! Oh, bugger, I've just bought one of their rust buckets! Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 3.2 petrol. £400 - BARGIN - at this price you can even forgive the horrible wheels. https://www.gumtree.com/p/ssangyong/ssangyong-musso-gx220-automatic/1190453856 WBoD material, right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Winter's coming so just the right time to buy a convertible. I had one of these and hated it. I like the wheels on this one though. 93aero.jpghttp://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201609238063513 mercrocker, Asimo, AMC Rebel and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC Rebel Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Wonder how many people know what those are......oh hang on, this is Autoshite, everyone of course. Flippin' Nissan Jukeboxes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 I piss on the car, but each photo in the ad is pure class. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-golf-mk1-gti-/142133277756 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1968-vw-beetle-cal-look-/232074728737 The advertiser advertised it as some welding needed... No.... it needs a whole lot more... Well, first bloody n00b mistake in classic car buying, innit? I run a classic prestigue and sports car restoration business so I know what I am talking about. Evidently not. An easy repair but the body has to come off. Easy repair and body off are mutually exclusive. So in total honesty it needs a body off, recommend full floor pans each side of the chassis, both sides heater channels, front outer panel, front inner panel, lower inner front wing repair panels (spare wheel well.) Holy shit! Not a big job Are you sure you have ever tackled somethig of this magnitude? I have fully restored a Beetle before Why am I not convinced? Well, the rest is good then I hope? The roof and bonnet were damaged due to a vandal jumping on it. The bonnet can easily be replaced. I have reshaped the roof as best I can. a couple of skims of filler should do the trick Is this your idea of how a classic prestigue (sic) and sports car restoration business run by someone who knows what he is talking about should operate? Anyway, would that be all then? oil leak an exhaust pipe is detached from a exhaust port Recaro seats although lightly covered in yellow overspray No headlining it will cut out unless you keep your foot on the throttle The handles are different on the doors I think it's a wicked 60's tax exempt Beetle, genuine Cal Look, converted to the earlier style, that's totally worthy of a restoration. I think it's fucked and you are a dinglebrain the size of Canada. chodweaver, Conrad D. Conelrad, Asimo and 19 others 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 ^^^^^ flippin grade A, 'I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT' yeah sure mate! AMC Rebel, BavarianRetro, GrumpyCat and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercrocker Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Junkman, I have to keep looking at this shit to make sure you aren't making it up..... strangeangel, BorniteIdentity, Junkman and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-Classic-2-door-suffix-g-/222266508597?hash=item33c01dc535:g:IxIAAOSwOyJX7lNn Half moon Full moon Total eclipse Rocket88, Junkman, Aston Martin and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zantimisfit Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 https://www.blocket.se/varmland/Volkswagen_K70_481031_66915994.htm?ca=23_11&w=3 Cavcraft, Lacquer Peel, garethj and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 I'm NOT making this up! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chevy-G20-Camper-Project-/122159074034 The body is in great shape the interior has two front seats and a rock n roll bed Theres still a bit to do on the vehicle Business seller informationNUT Engineering LTD danthecapriman, mercrocker and flat4alfa 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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