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They were sold new RHD here.  Every now and again the US motor industry has a crack at selling stuff here.  Now many people buy them, so an accountant in Detroit says "what the hell are we doing this for?" and they give up.  Rinse and repeat.

 

My 1956 Chevy is RHD, as are my 67 and 68 AMCs  All were sold brand new here and have remained.

 

I think Ford is doing RHD Mustangs at the moment.

 

It is pretty funny actually - I have had open hostility from Yank fans (usually the kind who wear cowboy boots and wave the battle flag of the confederacy around) to having RHD yank cars.

The Mustang is selling like hot cakes over here (and in Europe) at the moment)! Even more interesting is that the vast majority of sales are not the EU friendly 4-pot, but the V8...

 

Ford Mustang outsells Audi TT!

 

Give us a big engined American car that has reasonably good suspension (admittedly not the best in class), an interior that is a bit better than a Mondeo (again not the best in class) and don't rip us off (more expensive than the US, but very cheap against similar others in its class), then we'll buy them!

 

 

... However, our sales are a small blib compared to the US sales of the model. But it does other things too, 1) raises the Ford brand, 2) these Halo cars is what sells their other cars (M5/RS6/etc don't make a profit as a individual model, but they massively pull up the others), 3) the sale price is sufficiently higher to cover these extra costs.

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I have not looked through all the posts, so if this has already been posted, apologies.

If it has not.......i give you.....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-VAUXHALL-SENATOR-3-0i-CD-12-MONTHS-MOT-AIR-CON-CRUISE-DIGI-CLOCKS-/142126730575?hash=item211769cd4f:g:7HQAAOSwMgdXyu09

 

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Does my head in this. Look at the bleeding state of his grass and he's got a massive lawnmower to sort it out, yet clearly cannot be arsed

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-JAGO-samuri-running-project-/322274715467?hash=item4b0911e74b:g:sz4AAOSwCGVX6mEa

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'Only for sale as I finally got my dream job Cossack dancing in the midget circus'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Lucida-/291890209289?hash=item43f6032209:g:tZQAAOSw8gVX6ooT

 

 

'Ps sorry about waving my knob at it, I was drunk'

 

 

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All bound for EMR Land

All bound for EMR Land
 
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It's rusty shit and it's ancient and it used to roam the land
​(JUST TAKE IT TO THE BRIDGE)
 
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It's rusty shit and it's ancient and it used to roam the land
​(TO THE BRIDGE NOW)
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'They called Shakin Like a Shitting Dog photography
They said "Tammy, stand by the HIAB
But if you don't like what they're going to do,
You better not buy it 'cause it's rusting through
(BRING THE CRANE BACK)
 
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The engine left several years ago,
They were singing "it's just a skateboard"
All bound for EMR land,
Then someone starting screaming "Turn off punctuation"
 
 
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Mega LOLZ at the first picture in the listing

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-CAR-ESPACE-non-runner-/191981413556?hash=item2cb2fbe4b4:g:SmkAAOSwLF1X6rWi

 

 

'OR IF YOU WANT TO SPEND 2000 POUND FIXING IT IT WILL BE GOOD. ...AS THE EXTERIOR AND INTERIOR ARE WORTH THE TROUBLE ....'

 

​Hang on, just going to fire up the man maths calculator to see what it says about spending £200 on a car that needs £2,000 worth of work and would then be worth £399....

 

 

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Mega LOLZ at the first picture in the listing

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-CAR-ESPACE-non-runner-/191981413556?hash=item2cb2fbe4b4:g:SmkAAOSwLF1X6rWi

 

 

'OR IF YOU WANT TO SPEND 2000 POUND FIXING IT IT WILL BE GOOD. ...AS THE EXTERIOR AND INTERIOR ARE WORTH THE TROUBLE ....'

 

​Hang on, just going to fire up the man maths calculator to see what it says about spending £200 on a car that needs £2,000 worth of work and would then be worth £399....

 

 

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Brilliant :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:

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