AMC Rebel Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Two tone beige VDP Princess. Failed it's MOT, but comes with a hydrolastic pump, so it's got that going for it...Reserve is £600 apparentlyhttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/331964877016?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT Can't get that to show any MOT history at all for any combination of possible model names Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC Rebel Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Ref the STUNNING 45 that Reg posted up ^ somewhere. I perused the particulars in the advert and I believe a term way North of pretentious needs to be invented: "PLEASE NOTE THAT DEPENDING ON YOUR COMPUTERS SPECIFICATION, ONE MAY NEED TO REFRESH THIS WEBPAGE FOR ALL THE GALLERY PICTURES TO FULLY OPEN" "WELL CARED LOADING AREA WITH; TOOL KIT, FULL SIZE SPARE WHEEL, LOAD COVER, FULLY COLLAPSIBLE REAR SEATING" "HARD WEARING SUMPTUOUS BLACK FABRIC SEATING" "WITH A LIVELY ACCELERATION & SURE FOOTED ROAD HOLDING STABILITY" MOTOR car PRICED AT £900.00 - ONO ATTRACTIVE and STUNNING LOOKING ROVER METALLIC BURGUNDY.HIGHLY ATTRACTIVE BLACK FABRIC SEATING (VERY SUMPTUOUS) WITH CONTRASTING WOOD EFFECT TRIM DECOR MANUFACTURERS AUDIO SYSTEM with; AM / FM RADIO, CASSETTE PLAYER, AMPLIFIER & SURROUND SOUND, providing towards lovely clear sound reproduction MODEL OVERVIEW (CONCISE). Launched in 2000, the 45 really dates back to the mid-Nineties Honda Civic via the Rover 400. So it's really the final product of the Rover/Honda collaboration. Frontal styling projects Rover's modern face of the time as seen in the 75. The well-equipped cabin provides a welcoming environment and occupants enjoy a refined ride, but there's not enough room in the back. Handling is enjoyable and obedient, with good body control. All engines are willing, even the 1.4i. Oh my fucking God. That is hilarious! especially "SURROUND SOUND, providing towards lovely clear sound reproduction" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouseflakes Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Can't get that to show any MOT history at all for any combination of possible model names Yep - it seems to be the same for any old BMC chod on there. The Vehicle Details search does include the older marques though. Odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Can't get that to show any MOT history at all for any combination of possible model names Comes up under Rover... Registration number: VYE770G Vehicle makeROVERVehicle modelPRINCESSDate first used2 December 1968Fuel typePetrolColourBrown MOT history of this vehicleTest date6 September 2016Test ResultFailOdometer reading99,038 milesMOT test number3810 0576 5117Reason(s) for failureBrake performance not tested no brakes peddle on flloor (3.7.A.1)nearside outer Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings door sill (6.1.B.2)offside outer Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings door sill (6.1.B.2)nearside rear Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings floor under side (6.1.B.2)offside rear Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings floor underside (6.1.B.2)nearside Stop lamp not working (1.2.1b)offside Stop lamp not working (1.2.1b)offside front Direction indicator not working (1.4.A.2c)offside Direction indicator flashing less than 60 times a minute stays on (1.4.A.2g)Main beam 'tell-tale' not working (1.7.4c)nearside front Front wheel bearing has excessive play (2.5.A.3c)nearside rear Front wheel bearing rough when rotated (2.5.A.2)offside rear Tyre has a cut in excess of the requirements deep enough to reach the ply or cords (4.1.D.1a)nearside rear Tyre fouling a part of the vehicle tyre miss shaped (4.1.D.2)nearside front brake caliper has restricted free movement binding on (3.5.1k)Horn not working (1.6.2a)Rear fog lamp tell tale not working (1.3.1b)Windscreen washer provides insufficient washer liquid (8.2.3)front Fluid suspension unit totally deflated (2.4.D.1a)Advisory notice item(s)front tyres flato/s/r wheel arch corrodedn/s/r wheel arch corrodedrear Exhaust has a minor leak of exhaust gases (7.1.2)Oil leak engine/gear box ()offside front lower Suspension arm has slight play in a ball joint (2.4.G.2)nearside front Front constant velocity joint gaiter deteriorated, but preventing the ingress of dirt (2.5.C.1a)offside front Front constant velocity joint gaiter deteriorated, but preventing the ingress of dirt (2.5.C.1a) AMC Rebel, Alexg and mouseflakes 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Ref the STUNNING 45 that Reg posted up ^ somewhere. I perused the particulars in the advert and I believe a term way North of pretentious needs to be invented: "PLEASE NOTE THAT DEPENDING ON YOUR COMPUTERS SPECIFICATION, ONE MAY NEED TO REFRESH THIS WEBPAGE FOR ALL THE GALLERY PICTURES TO FULLY OPEN" "WELL CARED LOADING AREA WITH; TOOL KIT, FULL SIZE SPARE WHEEL, LOAD COVER, FULLY COLLAPSIBLE REAR SEATING" "HARD WEARING SUMPTUOUS BLACK FABRIC SEATING" "WITH A LIVELY ACCELERATION & SURE FOOTED ROAD HOLDING STABILITY" MOTOR car PRICED AT £900.00 - ONO ATTRACTIVE and STUNNING LOOKING ROVER METALLIC BURGUNDY.HIGHLY ATTRACTIVE BLACK FABRIC SEATING (VERY SUMPTUOUS) WITH CONTRASTING WOOD EFFECT TRIM DECOR MANUFACTURERS AUDIO SYSTEM with; AM / FM RADIO, CASSETTE PLAYER, AMPLIFIER & SURROUND SOUND, providing towards lovely clear sound reproduction MODEL OVERVIEW (CONCISE). Launched in 2000, the 45 really dates back to the mid-Nineties Honda Civic via the Rover 400. So it's really the final product of the Rover/Honda collaboration. Frontal styling projects Rover's modern face of the time as seen in the 75. The well-equipped cabin provides a welcoming environment and occupants enjoy a refined ride, but there's not enough room in the back. Handling is enjoyable and obedient, with good body control. All engines are willing, even the 1.4i. Oh my fucking God. I think this beats"Owner was the son of a banker" Lacquer Peel and RoadworkUK 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC Rebel Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 If I'm not mistaken that CF has the worlds worst diesel engine, 2.3 NA Opel OHV effort, if so it will be maxed out towing 75 kg at 30mph How about this one with the same powerhouse* mill http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-BEDFORD-CF2-DIESEL-RECOVERY-TRUCK/262613884711?_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109&_trkparms=aid%3D555012%26algo%3DPW.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D38661%26meid%3De3d68d22a07146db9190b1864a310b02%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D7%26sd%3D112129655950 Banger Kenny, Cavcraft, Junkman and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Look at this numb-nuts, brings out the big guns on the description and slaps this up as the headline picture... .... a flippin cake, what a spoon! SHOWROOM CONDITIONEXCEPTIONALPICS DONT DO THIS CAR JUSTICE Come on then you bonzo, let's see it... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E36-SHOWROOM-CONDITION-CUSTOM-DRIFT-NO-RESERVE-/182271562908 ...oh, so, what's that cake then, a Victoria sponge or something? garethj, Cavcraft, Rusty_Rocket and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC Rebel Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Comes up under Rover...Doh! - cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hertz Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Ooof look at this late one. Still MOT'd and cheap. Problem with the diff though. http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C787906 Zantimisfit, Junkman and Cavcraft 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hertz Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Bring a strimmer http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C787929 Coprolalia, AMC Rebel, dome and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hertz Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 This looks worth saving, a 1982! http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C787494 oldcars, Cavcraft, Banger Kenny and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 I've got a Rover quite a like a 45, if Rover had mentioned 'reproduction' in the advert I'd have sued them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 'Ok, love, you get ready with the camera but don't shoot until I've finished feeding Pingu. Oh, FFS....' http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-SUZUKI-GRAND-VITARA-1600-VVT-BLUE-UNIQUE-LEATHER-CHROME-PACK-78K-3-OWNERS-/252532714374?hash=item3acc1f6b86:g:xWsAAOSw9IpX0vPu 'Noot many about like this' anonymous user, garethj, saucedoctor and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vantman Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 My search for an estate car may have to be put on hold---- http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201605204154877?search-target=usedcars&price-to=1000&fuel-type=petrol&transmission=automatic&postcode=tn240rh&searchcontext=default&radius=1500&sort=locasc&page=74&onesearchad=used&logcode=p&adPos=2 egg, garethj, AMC Rebel and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Those Hyundais are world class shite. Fantastic looking things, would love one. Junkman and oldcars 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Vajazzled headlights! Do it. Also, what's with the Ghia badge slapped on the dash? AMC Rebel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Nice 728i for the money but short MOT http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/bmw/other-models/bmw-new-7-series-728i-------------------2000/6192376?v=c Banger Kenny, Aston Martin, Manbearpig and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0ldCh0d Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Pretty grim looking veg muncher but only £250 with MOT until bonfire night http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bmw-525-tds-estate-/182279676990?hash=item2a70b7243e:g:B50AAOSwFdtX1aEaMOT until 5th November?..........Ideal, you could run it until then, then park it up in a suitable field/ football pitch of your choice.....invite some friends around & burn it. AMC Rebel and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0ldCh0d Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C787929I think a JCB digger would be more usefull... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 'I remember every little thingAs if it happened only yesterdayParking by the ClioAnd there was not another car in sightAnd I never had a B&H beagleSmoking any better than you didAnd all the kids at schoolThey were glad they weren't me that night http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-megane-1-9dci-spares-or-repair-/252528378631?hash=item3acbdd4307:g:sh4AAOSwFdtXzvaB And now our bodies are, oh, so plastic and so non-T-Cut whiteIt never felt so good, it never felt so rightAnd we're lookin for like the metal on the edge of the floorLeakin all our coolant and our oil in the nightC'mon, hold on tightC'mon, hold on tight... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-ESPACE-FAMILY-1995-GRP-BODY-1995CC-PETROL-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-DERBY-/172333632443?hash=item281fe28bbb:g:aJIAAOSwIgNXnsof Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark nightI'm getting pissed off by the tyre pressure light http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-RENAULT-GRD-ESPACE-INITIALE-DCI-A-BLUE-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-ONLY-/371733771145?hash=item568d0f3389:g:UOkAAOSwZVlXsivK And it broke down on the M53 last night Never buy another Renault, my God they are shiteAnd it comes to something in your sad shit lifeWhen you know the recovery man better than your wifeC'mon, hold on tightC'mon, hold on tight Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark nightI can see Greenflag coming by their orange flashing lightThough it's cold and lonely on this caravan siteI can see Greenflag coming by their orange flashing light http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Espace-2-2-Dci-2004-Spares-or-Repair-/322259174484?hash=item4b0824c454:g:FRQAAOSwMgdX0let spike60, garethj, Lacquer Peel and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0ldCh0d Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Look at this numb-nuts, brings out the big guns on the description and slaps this up as the headline picture... .... a flippin cake, what a spoon! Come on then you bonzo, let's see it... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E36-SHOWROOM-CONDITION-CUSTOM-DRIFT-NO-RESERVE-/182271562908 ...oh, so, what's that cake then, a Victoria sponge or something?Maybe he has 'upgraded' to this thing of beauty........http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-330-ci-GOLD-RED-LEATHER-OUTSTANDING-NO-RESERVE-CUSTOM-E46-/182268945463?hash=item2a70136437:g:DRoAAOSw65FXuc-W Check out the window tints.....MEGA LOLZ Alexg, Conrad D. Conelrad, face and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 patina http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bedford-cf-horsebox-1978-barnfind-patina-restoration-or-spares-/162201512257 danthecapriman, AMC Rebel, Cavcraft and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Yum http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-ROVER-820E-Mk1-/122130272997 Braddon81, They_all_do_that_sir, RoadworkUK and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Friggin LOL, look at the state of that 3-series.A 3-yr old might think thats fantastic but by the time he reached 4 I reckon he'd have learned all about the human emotion of 'embarrassment' and thus give it a swerve. MONSTER WELCOME LIGHTS Yeah yeah, your mum was shining her 'monster welcome light' when I went round earlier dome, 0ldCh0d, dollywobbler and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 That 3 series has FAKE BRAKE DISKS on top of the REAL BRAKE DISKS. The fake ones are smaller. Rusty_Rocket, Conrad D. Conelrad, Aston Martin and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0ldCh0d Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 That 3 series has FAKE BRAKE DISKS on top of the REAL BRAKE DISKS. The fake ones are smaller. Pound Shop Brembo's Anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-metro-gs-two-door-rare-classic-/302071960276?hash=item4654e452d4:g:OpcAAOSwOyJX1979 this must be a rare little beast, it's lovely looking though the asking price is not as lovely! Jim Bergerac, Zantimisfit, FakeConcern and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mg-Metro-/131935913706?hash=item1eb7fe46ea:g:BhEAAOSwMgdX1YRT i don't think the sills on this should be body coloured, i think they should be black, as should the bumpers, door handles and back spoiler. i think the white edition MG metro came out in 1987 or 1988, but not 1986? Zantimisfit and FakeConcern 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Honda-C95-Motorcycle-/322260537788?hash=item4b083991bc:g:9N8AAOSwMgdX1~gS how easy is it to put a honda cub back together? Asimo and Banger Kenny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Creep Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LHD-German-Ford-Fiesta-MK1-RS-demo-car-for-european-market-/112132132046?hash=item1a1b988cce:g:c54AAOSwExJXojpq http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-starlet-1-3-/252529555150?hash=item3acbef36ce:g:oQ4AAOSwGtRX0Aur face, anonymous user, Cavcraft and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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