Junkman Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-metro-/322258568333 the metro is what it is I shall ask Nietzsche for confirmation. Rocket88, egg and FakeConcern 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 What does £2,300+ (reserve not met) buy you these days? A shit, rusty old nail with some 1970's Wormwood Scrubs mattresses, an attempt at joinery so abysmal it'd make Frank Spencer cry and some dog pissed stain flooring that looks like it held the world tap dancing championship on it for 17 years in a row. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-t4-transporter1-9TD-800-special-rat-look-unfinished-conversion-/322258761290?hash=item4b081e764a:g:uwEAAOSwFdtX1bz7 There's a helpful list of things that he had to replace, but he's 'never had any running problems' Fucking hell. The price of anything remotely VW related and van-shaped is getting completely ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 This looks almost temptingly shit. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MITSUBISHI-RVR-1994-M-REG-/122128610909 purplebargeken, Ghosty and mouseflakes 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-AUDI-100-SE-AVANT-GREY-spare-or-repair-/351836896657 its not grate but dose still run anonymous user and Ghosty 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadworkUK Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 I'd love to see how ownership of that Chinese Matiz pans out after even the lightest of impactsModified for truths: "Though the Chery QQ and the Daewoo Matiz are superficially similar cars, their safety ratings differ dramatically. A Euro NCAP front offset crash test showed that the driver's injuries in the QQ are worse than those sustained in the Matiz. Upon impact, the QQ driver will most likely suffer severe (possibly fatal) head trauma, and trauma to the neck and chest areas. The first generation Daewoo Matiz achieved a three/two star driver/passenger EuroNCAP rating" Worse than a Matiz! Driving one of those must be like keeping your toaster on the edge of the bath and accessing your loft-hatch standing on a kitchen stool balanced on a bowling ball. egg, garethj, Alexg and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Look what I found! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-806-rare-8-seater-/122125122977 Supernaut 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 "carbon" wrapped bonnet, shitty wheel trims, and LED DRLs on a Peugeot 806! Terrific / Terrible! [delete as applicable] face and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 "carbon" wrapped bonnet, shitty wheel trims, and LED DRLs on a Peugeot 806! Terrific / Terrible! [delete as applicable]but nice leaded glass in the porch window r.welfare and Supernaut 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadworkUK Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Remember the gifted person who used an image of a Mk5 Fiesta buried in the the front of a branch of Specsavers, accompanied by zero correct details for the 1992 Fiesta Automatic they're attempting to sell? They also have this little beauty available. A truly stellar write-up for this one: "I've put in estimates for some things because it's dark now and I don't want to go outside and look. Also, the person who knows where the documents are is in the shower and I just want to put this up on here asap." Interested parties can drive it away though, right? "...The car was a really good runner until a few months ago when it was parked on our driveway. It should start if there is a charged-up battery in it, but this seems to be beyond us to organise...." Verdict: Struggles with life. Disco Fever, Alexg, egg and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacquer Peel Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 That rather nice Uno a week or so back went at £643. Values may be rising a little bit for these now. Take note FFS.Ideal for the Duke of Edinburgh. Supernaut, egg and Disco Fever 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bentley-Eight-in-exceptional-condition/162189662789 Last of the Crewe built cars. Theyre still making cars in Crewe now you donkey. They carried on making these for years after yours was built. Lacquer Peel, Banger Kenny, RoadworkUK and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0ldCh0d Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Someone is being a little economical with the truth here....... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Spare-or-Repair-7-SEATS-2003-Nissan-Terrano-4x4-TD-3-0-/262617028531?hash=item3d2531d7b3:g:grQAAOSwFdtX0qM1 Then Check its mot history..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0ldCh0d Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 LOL.....WTF????...http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/flat-bed-trailer-/142113439628?hash=item21169eff8c:g:7CwAAOSw-kdXysai Supernaut, mouseflakes, Vantman and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0ldCh0d Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Aside from the Non Running Rover V8 Engine........For half a bag of sand????? WTF?????....... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/unfinished-kit-car-rover-V8-/112125348993?hash=item1a1b310c81:g:~a8AAOSwvzRX0CAm JeeExEll 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0ldCh0d Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 & Finally.......A Barried Mercedes Vito....... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Vito-2-2-Van-with-Bodykit-/112131325659?hash=item1a1b8c3edb:g:Y3IAAOSwi0RXyZXj lolz... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
They_all_do_that_sir Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 The rare 4-door prototype, presumably? Ford teamed up with yamaha for the 1.7 zetec, is this an attempt at a similar pairing between Peugeot and kawasaki? Sent from my D6603 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 & Finally.......A Barried Mercedes Vito....... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Vito-2-2-Van-with-Bodykit-/112131325659?hash=item1a1b8c3edb:g:Y3IAAOSwi0RXyZXj lolz... GR9 for Cavcraft! Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vantman Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-CITROEN-ZX-AVANTAGE-TURBO-DIESEL-SILVER-/201664607949?hash=item2ef425b6cd:g:z4sAAOSwFdtXxBMG egg and Banger Kenny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 badly listed Fregate Domaine: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-car/252533673631?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D38661%26meid%3Df9fa988a85274c6187e173836abb37a8%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D131936079850 anonymous user, Junkman and JeeExEll 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Nice one guys, this has been a right laugh this afternoon / evening. This thread never gets tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 200 pound spares or despair allegro http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Allegro-Estate-80s-Rat-Look-Project-Spares-Repair-or-Restoration-/172339832065?hash=item2820412501:g:wCgAAOSwxg5X1rnp Ghosty, oldcars, anonymous user and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 I thought the mk3 escort was spared from having a diesel engine. It seems I was wrong. The 16,000 miles it's done is probably all they could tolerate http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-MK3-DIESEL-FULL-MOT-16-000-MILES-/232080203715?hash=item36090edfc3:g:uwQAAOSwxg5X1tyb anonymous user, Jim Bergerac, Lacquer Peel and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Series 3 Double 6 with a gnats cock of MOT. £1750!!!! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-JAGUAR-DAIMLER-DOUBLE-SIX-HE-V12-XJ12-XJ6-MOT-LOTS-OF-HISTORY-/122129895115 Junkman, warren t claim, Jim Bergerac and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Aside from the Non Running Rover V8 Engine........For half a bag of sand????? WTF?????....... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/unfinished-kit-car-rover-V8-/112125348993?hash=item1a1b310c81:g:~a8AAOSwvzRX0CAm Overengineered roughly by factor 20. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 118 188, how may I help? Hi, my boyfriend said I need to trim my Beetle bonnet bush, can you help? Putting you through to the Car Catapult Company, all calls terminate in Dumfries and cost 99p per second... Left a bit, right a bit SPROINGGGGGGGGGGGGG. Yep, that's got the bastard http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Beetle-Fibreglass-Full-SIze-Shell-Replica-/182279386127?hash=item2a70b2b40f:g:81EAAOSwFe5X1uB6 Coprolalia, Conrad D. Conelrad, oldcars and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadworkUK Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 200 pound spares or despair allegroPrincess Anne's Spitting Image likeness had one of those, you know. MarvinsMom and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 .http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-ROVER-75-CONNOISSEUR-CDT-TOURER-BLUE-/222248301185?hash=item33bf07f281:g:BxMAAOSwGtRX1wRH oldcars, Junkman, face and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 That Rover 75 dude looks a cheery soul oldcars 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouseflakes Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 .http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-ROVER-75-CONNOISSEUR-CDT-TOURER-BLUE-/222248301185?hash=item33bf07f281:g:BxMAAOSwGtRX1wRH I wonder if he's got an old Triumph? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouseflakes Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot-205xl-1986-/131936616477 The sellers inability to fit the whole car into even one of the photos makes me unreasonably angry. Cavcraft and AMC Rebel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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