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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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The last of the cheap Sierras?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-FORD-SIERRA-2000-GLX-/271789646472

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If a DOHC 2.0 Alfa painted in Rosso Farina sighs out its soul in a cloud of steam on the hard shoulder of the M60, they call it the "Mythos Alfa".

If a Ford with the exact same attributes does it, it's called a piece of shit.

I vociferously protest such racism.

 

Do not disappoint me.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-BENTLEY-mulsanne-/121582095810

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Rectangularheadlighttasticness, overpriced chicken wireage in radiator shell absence, oinga oinga suspension void of any newfangledness, paired with adequate power plus 50% and lack of steak leftovers inside, makes this my holy grail of shite. This is one of the rare moments in life, where I wish I was a tad weller off than I currently am.

 

I even like the colour. What must go, though, is the terminally retarded reg.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CRESTA-BEIGE-GREY-/191522698019

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The car has sat in a dry garage for a number of years and is 100% original, only thing missing is the original radio.

 

Being 100% original and missing the original radio is mutually exclusive, you voter in the upcoming.

I despair. This country is fucked into the middle of next week, for all I care.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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This one's a Ti.  Does that mean fuel injection?  Is that a good idea on an ancient car?

 

The only proper way to administer air and fuel to an engine is by means of a carburetter or three.

Or have you seen God and Ettore Bugatti use fuel injection?

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garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

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That's true, God would use six Strombergs.  However he's also got plenty of saints with the patience of a saint to set them up.

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barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

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504 Injection will have the Kugelfischer KF2 system. Should be about £300 for a full strip and service assuming nothing needs replacing. And you can find somebody to do it. Will be a pig if it's not running right and in no way, shape or form is it DIY-able. Should also run beautifully if it's set up properly. I can't be held to that, as the 404 has never run 'right' but I can only imagine what a beauty it would be with a fully-functioning fuel system.

 

Must get that car on the road this year...

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