eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

35 minutes ago, RoverFolkUs said:

"2005 Ford ldvcampsrvan 2.4 l transit twin wheel"

 

....

 

 

Hmmm, nice Ford transit... 

"Could do with a clean but still very usable. When done up it's a 3k van"

 

 

Not so sure about that, but a 3k crack den would sound about right 🤣🤣

That is absolutely amazing. The inside looks like a Bombay brothel.

[Cavcraft]

RENAULT MIDLUM, no ignition lights. | eBay

'I bought this lorry with the intention of converting it to a narrowboat style motorhome'

[cort16]

This colour is  called "Sierra rot metallic", which is possibly offensive to Sierra owners if not accurate.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/276159436574

[Six-cylinder]

My punishment from my freind Colin who has worked on the Vauxhall Royal in the cold is he sent this to me!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1850207588730969/?ref=shops_pdp_share

[richardmorris]

4 hours ago, Six-cylinder said:

I am in love, my spec as well V6 Auto. And its not too far away.

https://www.facebook.com/commerce/listing/704930028404662/?media_id=0&ref=share_attachment

Lovely - I did consider these before settling on the merc ten years ago.

 

[richardmorris]

2 hours ago, Six-cylinder said:

My punishment from my freind Colin who has worked on the Vauxhall Royal in the cold is he sent this to me!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1850207588730969/?ref=shops_pdp_share

Another one for the collections!

[hairnet]

@Six-cylinder

406

DO ITTTT!!!!!!!!!!

[richardmorris]

17 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Your reading-between-the-lines skillz are obviously superior to my own if you managed to get that from the advert.

Perhaps I’m being pessimistic- but Citroen can’t seem to use reliable auto boxes since the Cx. Mentions slip road roulette shortening its life.  Perhaps it’s started fluffing changes?

[Supernaut]

The recent flood of E36s in this thread is making me feel conspicuous.

 

I'll get around to it. It'll be back on the road in spring. Honest...

[wuvvum]

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/879727770484533

@Mally

[Mally]

56 minutes ago, DVee8 said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/879727770484533

@Mally

Thanks for that, seems a decent buy. Especially with the MOT.

A little overpriced for me at the moment, we have a build on the go, and I'm in Benidorm on Friday,

Unlikely, but if it's still there after Xmas I may well buy it. The Cats tend to bring decent money.

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/678846001004496

@Schaefft, you said no more this year.

@

[HillmanImp]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/296086993953

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CONDITION 1: Cars are in superb condition in all respects. Not Concourse, but superbly maintained vehicles with no major faults.

Okay

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CONDITION 2: Cars are capable of regular use. They have current MOT certificate but will need work and/or original parts to make them condition 1.

 

Yeah, lets ignore that inner sill.

Oh, and that.

Could be worse I guess.

*tiny man not included

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It has picked up awards at classic car shows in its current condition

[HillmanImp]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/186164905971

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FINAL REDUCTION IN THESE CRAZY TIMES IF IT DOES NOT SELL THIS TIME IT WILL GO INTO STORAGE UNTIL NEXT YEAR WHEN THE PRICES WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL

I'm just gonna wait until next year then and buy it at £3.5k

[HillmanImp]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/335111484981

8 FUCKING GRAND FOR A FUCKING GOLF 1.8 GL! 8 FUCKING GRAND!

You can buy a fucking nice car for that.

And the MOT ran out in twenty twenty fucking one!

Fuck off.

Lets see what else the seller has.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/335111484519

9 FUCKING GRAND! FOR A FUCKING 1 POINT FUCKING 3! ARE YOU HAVING A FUCKING LAUGH MATE!!!!

 

AND ITS BEEN OUT OF MOT SINCE 20 FUCKING 20.

WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING MONEY LAUNDERER?

[HillmanImp]

Actually I take it back. Those Golfs look like good money:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/266553116323

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£5,600.00

 

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0 bids Ends in 3d 23h

I wonder FUCKING WHY!

ITS A FUCKING PANDA!

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The list took me over the word count limit

YOU'RE ASKING £5,600 FOR A FUCKING PANDA, PAY FOR MORE FUCKING WORDS YOU TIGHT FUCKING FUCK!

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As you are here, you probably know about this limited edition, with the wacky coloured switches etc

NO, I DON'T KNOW AND I WISH I STILL FUCKING DIDN'T! FUCK OFF WITH YOU'RE MALLET BACK TO MAGIC THE COCKATIEL YOU 'CRAZY' GUY. OPERATION YEWTREE IS ONTO YOU.

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/186202782841?hash=item2b5a8cfc79:g:Ua4AAOSwpG5lZ1AU

[Cavcraft]

Haven't watched the new 'Wonka' film yet, but they've sort of missed a trick if he isn't turbo-noncing his away around Charlie boy's estate in one of these.

 

2009 Chrysler 300c CRD 3.0 V6 SRT Design Estate Touring | eBay

SRT Design Equipment

• 3x3 point rear seat belts
• ABS
• Alarm
• Phone Audio Remote
• Body coloured bumpers
• Central locking
• Cruise control
• Driver`s airbag
• Electric driver`s seat
• Electric mirrors
• Electric passenger`s seat
• Front electric windows
• Front fog lights
• Headlight washers
• Heated mirrors
• Heated seats
• Height adjustable drivers seat
• Isofix child seat anchor points
• Leather seat trim
• Lumbar support
• Metallic Paint
• Parking sensors
• PAS
• Passenger`s airbag
• Rear electric windows
• Remote locking
• Side airbags
• Space saver spare wheel
• Steering wheel rake adjustment
• Traction control

 

Standard 300C owner's not here equipment:

• Bentley grille
• BO55 number plate
• Operation Yewtree Little Tree air freshener

 

 

[egg]

phowor etc.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3487591058158300/

 

[HillmanImp]

I'd fucking hit this:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/256252424325

Possibly a bit salty at nearly £6k but better than A FUCKING GOLF 1 POINT FUCKING 3.

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Looking at it, it looks to have never been welded or painted.

I'm looking at it too and can't tell. 

Still its cool as milk.

[HillmanImp]

I know I might be going on a bit here but this has got to be a better buy THAN THOSE FUCKING GOLFS!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/176075179196

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£7,995.00

 

[willswitchengage]

19 minutes ago, D.E said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/186202782841?hash=item2b5a8cfc79:g:Ua4AAOSwpG5lZ1AU

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70 mpg

[HillmanImp]

I mean we must nearly be at the cut off point where Only fools and horses is a distant memory for anyone who doesn't have UK_Gold and anything with 3 wheels doesn't have to be painted yellow?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225902111835

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I DROVE IT ABOUT 5 MILES THIS WEEK, WAS AN EXPERIENCE LOL

 

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PLENTY OF NOISES AN RATTLES BUT THINK THATS PART OF ITS CHARACTER LOL

 

[Cavcraft]

Peugeot Tweet 125 USED non-starter | eBay

'This Peugeot Tweet 125 is a stylish and customised scooter that comes in a sleek black colour. '

 'It's a great choice for anyone who wants a reliable and efficient mode of transport. '

'Battery work it powers on and makes start up sound but It doesn't start'

'The Peugeot Tweet 125 has customised features like mirrors. Richard the 3rd, art deco pre-Raphaelite wicker fucking  mirrors, bitches' 

 

 

 

 

[egg]

https://www.lesanciennes.com/annonce/renault-16-r16-tx-5-vitesse-superbe-1979-a649472

[HillmanImp]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/266235484307

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very hard to find these days!

Its in your yard. Behind the 205 CJ.

[Schaefft]

1 hour ago, DVee8 said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/678846001004496

@Schaefft, you said no more this year.

@

This doesn't look like a particularly amazing deal at that mileage, Im surprised the ad is pending already.

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, HillmanImp said:

Actually I take it back. Those Golfs look like good money:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/266553116323

 

I wonder FUCKING WHY!

ITS A FUCKING PANDA!

YOU'RE ASKING £5,600 FOR A FUCKING PANDA, PAY FOR MORE FUCKING WORDS YOU TIGHT FUCKING FUCK!

NO, I DON'T KNOW AND I WISH I STILL FUCKING DIDN'T! FUCK OFF WITH YOU'RE MALLET BACK TO MAGIC THE COCKATIEL YOU 'CRAZY' GUY. OPERATION YEWTREE IS ONTO YOU.

Calm down, dear...they're only adverts!

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/7114266002000814