eBay tat volume 3.

[NigeT]

This beige beauty just has to end up on AS.

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1298793

[Floatylight]

49 minutes ago, BorniteIdentity said:

Hold my bottle of fashionable Brewdog hipster beer please.

Just LOOK at the ICE.  Reminds me of my Grandparent's G-Plan sideboard which housed a wonderful B&O unit (still in my posession)

Money shot

I'm off for an existential crisis which - upon reflection - makes a great euphemism.

 

THREAD CLOSED.  MODS PLEASE LOCK.

https://www.facebook.com/southnorfolkclassics

Paging @dollywobbler 

[Wilko220]

10 minutes ago, NigeT said:

This beige beauty just has to end up on AS.

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1298793

Would love to see it saved. But I can’t imagine that a two grand asking price for a car that doesn’t go, has no keys, and has half the dashboard ripped out will have folk queuing round the block

[Floatylight]

Audi 80 convertible, ad in block capitals,  DOWNT NOW WHY I DOW RUN MATE.

FB profile full of Tommy Robinson and Katie Hopkins posts

Dudley £950!!

Looks tidy though.. 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/458435115173521/

[cort16]

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-crown-estate-7-seat-2-6-straight-6-auto-1974-barn-find-41k-one-owner/284150812248?hash=item4228b54e58:g:9yMAAOSwabNgBCQ-

[cort16]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SUPER-FIAT-127-DIESEL-PICKUP-1983-SHOWPIECE-NEW-MOT-CERTIFICATE/324454837895?hash=item4b8b03ee87:g:SqUAAOSwW15fc6HN

[Wack]

Big volvo for sale 

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3313813958730297/

[camryv6]

1 hour ago, cort16 said:

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-crown-estate-7-seat-2-6-straight-6-auto-1974-barn-find-41k-one-owner/284150812248?hash=item4228b54e58:g:9yMAAOSwabNgBCQ-

@BorniteIdentityCan you ask your wife what she thinks of this, and show us the reply, obviously censor the swear word though. 

[BorniteIdentity]

1 hour ago, camryv6 said:

@BorniteIdentityCan you ask your wife what she thinks of this, and show us the reply, obviously censor the swear word though. 

😭 

[camryv6]

1 hour ago, BorniteIdentity said:

😭

So it is a maybe ? 😉

[Cavcraft]

1989 Austin metro 11 months mot 998cc with only 57000 miles Great little retro car 13” mini sports pack wheels New disk and pads Has been painted in the past but it’s clean and presentable for a 30 year old car Needs a little tlc on the inside (odd seats) Mg metro steering wheel

 

£1,295. Tony Davis, Facebook Market Place, Chester.

[Justwatching]

 

Renault trafic Renault trafic 2007 , 75000miles , 12months mot , rusty paint , one of a kind | eBay

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

These don't age very well, do they? The bumpers go grey...

The dashboards crack and warp, seats and door cards go baggy

Even the parcel shelf is up to something. What a shame. 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK1-FORD-SIERRA-GL-2-3-V6-AUTOMATIC-GARAGE-FIND/224318400642

 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Four doors? You imported the WRONG ESCORT

Quote

4 Door Mk2's make a lot of sense. Significantly cheaper to buy than a 2 door they are often better preserved due to having been in the hands of a more staid owner.

Well as long as it's well preserved. Where has the staid owner preserved the engine?

Quote

 

Most items apart from engine still left in situ in engine bay including fuses, loom, servo, gearbox even radiator.

Phew. The missing engine isn't a problem but I draw the line at having to buy new fuses.

Verdict: STOP IMPORTING SCRAP

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-FORD-ESCORT-MK2-1600L-4-DOOR-CORAL-SAND-FULL-CAR-MINUS-ENGINE-NO-RESERVE/193853605593

[strangeangel]

12 hours ago, Bucketeer said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/228444698834934/?_rdr

 

Fucking. Wow.

 

Whoever buys this wins Autoshite FOREVER.

 

[morrisoxide]

Yes!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-Ford-Galaxie-500-Good-Runner-Long-MOT/174600244684?hash=item28a6fc4dcc:g:lE0AAOSwVnxgBHxy

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

Might want to re-take this picture, Wayne. Your finger is covering the lens a bit in the top left. Other than that, it's fine and you should definitely upload it to Gumtree.

Quote

need censor for exhaust

Sounds like a job for Mary Shitehouse.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citroen-c4-coupe-2006-manual-1360-cc-3-doors/1395023306

[Cavcraft]

 

Bristol RELL 1967 Ex UCOC Single Decker | eBay

[eddyramrod]

9 minutes ago, morrisoxide said:

Yes!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-Ford-Galaxie-500-Good-Runner-Long-MOT/174600244684?hash=item28a6fc4dcc:g:lE0AAOSwVnxgBHxy

Just think, for £2K less, you could have a Cadillac!  Not something that could have been said when they were new...

[Cavcraft]

 

Leyland Tiger Cub Bus 1963 M.O.T December 2021 Tax exempt Drive on car license | eBay

 

Imagine how much sanitizer you'd need to clean that? Not because it's a bus but because

 

'Item location: WREXHAM.'

[Cavcraft]

 

Vw t25 jurgens autovilla vanagon. Very rare Not splitscreen t2 t3 | eBay

 

'jurgens autovilla vanagon'

 

...sounds like a special cream you'd get after you'd rubbed an air freshener on your fanny by mistake.

 

 

[Cavcraft]

Auberge

Gummidge

Fromage

Hommage 

 

Audi a4 b5 2.8 quattro btcc hommage. | eBay

 

 

[Cavcraft]

First picture in the listing...

 

Last picture in the listing...

 

 

Doesn't get massively better in between.

 

Mr | eBay

[Aston Martin]

$200k whip round?

 

https://www.goodingco.com/vehicle/1973-citroen-sm-custom-pickup/?filtersInput[make][0]=Citroën&sortBy=ENDING_SOONEST&pageNumber=0

[sheffcortinacentre]

2 hours ago, Conrad D. Conelrad said:

Four doors? You imported the WRONG ESCORT

Well as long as it's well preserved. Where has the staid owner preserved the engine?

Phew. The missing engine isn't a problem but I draw the line at having to buy new fuses.

Verdict: STOP IMPORTING SCRAP

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-FORD-ESCORT-MK2-1600L-4-DOOR-CORAL-SAND-FULL-CAR-MINUS-ENGINE-NO-RESERVE/193853605593

No he hasn't as unlike the MK1 it's an easy job to unpick rear wing/B post substitute 2 Dr one, unbolt door fit 2 Dr one instant value boost.

Done all the time with a good 4dr shell.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

2 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

First picture in the listing...

Doesn't get massively better in between.

Mr | eBay

This might be one of the most inept eBay listings ever featured in the nearly 6,000 pages of this thread. 

[Austat]

Renault Avantime in Japan:

https://www.goo-net-exchange.com/usedcars/RENAULT/AVANTIME/700951017630201008003/index.html

[mitsisigma01]

8 hours ago, Justwatching said:

 

Renault trafic Renault trafic 2007 , 75000miles , 12months mot , rusty paint , one of a kind | eBay

Why go to all that bother when a molotov cocktail would make it look better for about a quid 🤔

[mitsisigma01]

5 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

First picture in the listing...

 

Last picture in the listing...

 

 

Doesn't get massively better in between.

 

Mr | eBay

Look at his other item, 6cyl might be interested especially if its delivered for the stated £5.30

[Austat]

LHD TR7 in Japan:

https://www.goo-net-exchange.com/usedcars/TRIUMPH/TR-7/700070036730200925001/index.html