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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

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2 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

No MOT and I'm not big into white cars, but this looks flipping mega for 400£

Blimey, that Rover 600 looks like something Vic Reeves should’ve driven in that 90s remake they did of Randall & Hopkirk Deceased.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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For a mega potential liability car, the advert for that Merc is hopeless. They also have a VW G*lf and blocked pave driving. RLF.

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9 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

This is back on again , he's currently got 2 live listings on the go for it.

Just had a look through his history, he's had 7 'successful' sales on it and 4 'unsold' efforts. Reported to eBay for shilling but they can't be arsed to do owt

Even in those shit pictures you can see the damage to the ‘immaculate’ front wing and the wonky bumper.

This is the seller’s latest feedback, presumably from one of those ‘successful’ sales:
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2 hours ago, MarvinsMom said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/824656891385865/

this is broken, has no test and needs the suspension pumping up/replacing and the seller thinks its worth £1250.

yes, good luck with that.

and i'm the one person who actually likes the Ambassador!

I'm with Reg_Knackers on this one.  The suspension doesn't look too bad at all from the pics, and if all it needs is a couple of SU rebuild kits to get it back on the road then I don't think the price is out of the way.  It looks tidy enough overall.

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Come and look out Jimmy's window
That big old visor shinin' down
Tell me now don't say you didn't spot him
that fat bloke in background

 

Remember back when that collie first found us
he'd be shittin' all around
And we'd look behind the brolly
for that fat bloke in background

 

I'll get the me nan's pants from the bedroom
And she'll  try and shake off the yellow rain
as down her right leg runs a river
think she's pissed herself again

 

Just because we are married
Don't mean we can't put a traffic cone around
the potential safety hazard
that's the fat bloke in background

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BEDFORD-S-TYPE/233495155183?hash=item365d6551ef:g:3uUAAOSwoydeRuPF

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'Hello, I've broken down in Doncaster High Street, how long will it take you to get to me, please?'

 

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'Three and half weeks, love'

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Classic-Volkswagen-VW-LT40-ex-AA-Roadside-Recovery-spec-lift-crew-cab/193344641398?hash=item2d043d1976:g:2UEAAOSwB05eRoz-

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Iveco-Turbo-Daily-2-berth-camper-conversion/233493499216?hash=item365d4c0d50:g:E5wAAOSwPeRePxbc

 

'it's been the most reliable vehicle I've ever owned... I planned to have it forever''

 

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To be fair, 15 minutes seems like forever in one of those fucking things.

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1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

For a mega potential liability car, the advert for that Merc is hopeless. They also have a VW G*lf and blocked pave driving. RLF.

It's in Dronfield, which for the uninitiated, is between Sheffield and Chesterfield. A sort of, we're posh and should really live in Dore or Totley (really posh areas of Sheffield), but actually cannot afford that, so we'll live in Derbyshire instead (apologies to anybody on here whio lives in Dronfield).

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50 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

To be fair, 15 minutes seems like forever in one of those fucking things.

I'll have you know that when I got my 69 reg Iveco Daily work van stuck on some wet grass earlier, it only came up with 3 spurious warnings!

Check engine, check steering, and adblue fault. All because it was sitting there fruitlessly spinning its rear wheel.

 

 

...How the fuck is an adblue fault caused by it getting stuck on some grass?

 

It sat there helplessly, then just gave the fuck up. Dashboard lit up like a Christmas tree. BONG- error. BONG- error. BONG- error. It was tragic but also hilarious, like that security robot that threw itself into a fountain.

Totally* fucking reliable* motoring, those Iveco Dailys.

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8 hours ago, Skizzer said:

Speaking of 1.4 suitcase engines, this isn’t cheap but it’s bang tidy and I bet it’s bags (geddit?) of fun.

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https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F184170211749

 

Goodness. I remember that car when it was still with its original owner, up until fairly recently; a barrister who used it as a city runabout. He had a Bentley Arnage for longer jaunts! 

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36 minutes ago, Supernaut said:

I'll have you know that when I got my 69 reg Iveco Daily work van stuck on some wet grass earlier, it only came up with 3 spurious warnings!

Check engine, check steering, and adblue fault. All because it was sitting there fruitlessly spinning its rear wheel.

 

 

...How the fuck is an adblue fault caused by it getting stuck on some grass?

 

It sat there helplessly, then just gave the fuck up. Dashboard lit up like a Christmas tree. BONG- error. BONG- error. BONG- error. It was tragic but also hilarious, like that security robot that threw itself into a fountain.

Totally* fucking reliable* motoring, those Iveco Dailys.

 

One day (after some more therapy) I'll bore you further with just some of the things that went wrong with the piles of wank I had to endure driving.

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Rare as hens teeth & in pretty good nick, I'd definitely change the wheels though:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/opel-ascona-A-series/264630126738?_trkparms=aid%3D1110001%26algo%3DSPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D225076%26meid%3D07a6e9df3a93486e8389a18807c6d35b%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpf%26sd%3D274267315236%26itm%3D264630126738%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

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11 hours ago, busmansholiday said:

It's in Dronfield, which for the uninitiated, is between Sheffield and Chesterfield. A sort of, we're posh and should really live in Dore or Totley (really posh areas of Sheffield), but actually cannot afford that, so we'll live in Derbyshire instead (apologies to anybody on here whio lives in Dronfield).

"Posh areas of Sheffield" 

 

 

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11 hours ago, Austat said:

Rare as hens teeth & in pretty good nick, I'd definitely change the wheels though:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/opel-ascona-A-series/264630126738?_trkparms=aid%3D1110001%26algo%3DSPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D225076%26meid%3D07a6e9df3a93486e8389a18807c6d35b%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpf%26sd%3D274267315236%26itm%3D264630126738%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

Shared on here the other day, but a worthy pearoast. 

I know 'all moderns look the same etc'. However, the back end of that Ascona really looks a rejigged Mk2 Cortina rump.

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