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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Selling for parts as the new mot regulations mean that the older td models wont pass that easily.

Whaaa?

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clayts450 Rank: Renault 16

clayts450

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Probably more to do with the other fail items:

 

 

Reasons

Nearside Registration plate lamp not working (1.1.C.1d)

Offside Registration plate lamp not working (1.1.C.1d)

Offside Front Suspension arm has excessive play in a pin/bush (2.4.G.2)

Nearside Front Subframe mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (2.4.A.3)

Offside Front Subframe mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (2.4.A.3)

Offside Rear Trailing arm has excessive play in a pin/bush (2.4.G.2)

Exhaust emits an excessive level of metered smoke for a turbo charged engine (7.4.B.3b)

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Aah, didn't check whether it had actually been put in for a test :oops: .

 

Sounds like new rear axle time anyway so ah'm oot.

MorrisItalSLX Rank: Isuzu Florian

MorrisItalSLX

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PMSL.

 

As if I wouldn't already own my fair share of knackered beige Benzes.

 

I am not suggesting you purchase this fine* automobile, it is part of the dialogue following my post containing the frog. If you read these post-frog posts, you will understand.

MorrisItalSLX Rank: Isuzu Florian

MorrisItalSLX

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What are you doing poking your cursor in my neck of the woods?

 

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HANDZ OF MY KWALITY SHITE AUTOMUBEELS, TA.

 

Now look what you have done.

 

Me + Carsales + Price Low to High = Trouble.

 

Trouble I say

 

BIG Trouble

 

JUNKMAAAAAN!!!

Rod/b Rank: Renault 16

Rod/b

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Must have had a colossal shunt to need a new chassis, summat isn't quite right about it though, should have been a doddle to find it's age as it would have been on the DOOVLA, I suspect ringadingding and they were rumbled

Also now registered as a Ford Quantum?

bramz7 Rank: Lancia Gamma

bramz7

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This sold for £845. Way beyond what I was expecting. Fair enough.

 

 

Nope it didn't. I just got a second chance offer on it but can't take it on now.

 

Anyone want me to accept on their behalf?

 

This is for that red ZX Aura by the way.

 

My max bid was £530.

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Ah, £400 for this. We could have just bought this, robbed the bits for Junkman's 405, and saved the paint costs and the trip to Plymouth!

 

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Uhh, okay, there'd be some paint costs since the bonnet, grille and bumper are all fucked. But we'd have saved the cost of the trip! 

 

Item Location: EXETER

 

uhh, 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-N-PEUGEOT-405-LXTD-ESTATE-FOR-RESTORATION/123135301690

 

(this is the same seller who's had that wonderful Singer SM for sale for one billion years)

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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The current crop of scam listings are even lower effort than usual.

 

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Unless that car's had another radical change of drivetrain. 

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Ah, £400 for this. We could have just bought this, robbed the bits for Junkman's 405, and saved the paint costs and the trip to Plymouth!

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

Uhh, okay, there'd be some paint costs since the bonnet, grille and bumper are all fucked. But we'd have saved the cost of the trip! 

 

 

uhh, 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-N-PEUGEOT-405-LXTD-ESTATE-FOR-RESTORATION/123135301690

 

(this is the same seller who's had that wonderful Singer SM for sale for one billion years)

 

That SM is continuing to give me wet dreams.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1952-SINGER-SM-FOR-RESTORATION-VERY-RARE-CAR-C-W-V5-REG-DOC/123135298899

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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I am not suggesting you purchase this fine* automobile, it is part of the dialogue following my post containing the frog. If you read these post-frog posts, you will understand.

 

Do it!

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davehedgehog31 Rank: Renault 16

davehedgehog31

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I share your enthusiasm Mr Martin. 

 

Really comfy big things and absolutely no concessions made to style. 

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Aston Martin Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Aston Martin

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HOW FUCKING MUCH?!

It's a 14 year old Shitroen FFS!

There are cheaper ones, but this one had the best roof pic. :(

Aston Martin Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Aston Martin

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Shagged Alpina E34

 

No I won't take £4000 if you collect it tomorrow, I will take £5000 plus £400 to cover a lost day of work though, thanks. Otherwise we can arrange a mutually convenient collection date.

No I won't take 2000 yen, 50 curly wurlys, swap it with your mate for his quad bike, let your mrs do depraved things to me for it, or even take £4999. I'll take £5000 like it says in the ad.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-E34-Alpina-B10-3-5-1-restoration-project-For-Sale-/332632746768

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clayts450 Rank: Renault 16

clayts450

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Base Rover Metro for £375 in Market Drayton and with ticket on Facefart

 

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However of more interest are the advisories on the last MoT

 

 

MOT Test | 39,023 miles

Pass  

Advisories

Nearside Front Outer Front constant velocity joint gaiter damaged, but preventing the ingress of dirt (2.5.C.1a)

General Underbody Corrosion

Sexual Toys Stuck To Dash (Removed)

 

What the actual.....

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1016946798460711

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