Crusty Sills Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 5 minutes ago, Jim Bell said: I know these new social distancing and social cleansing rules are unusual, but I'll do it because it's for the greater good. Brilliant, public transport graffiti at its finest!!! Three Speed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 15, 2020 Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 Mandy. "Well it's a worrying time. I'm on furlough and the kids are off school so there's not been enough time to turn around, shit, or wind my watch since lockdown began. But one thing really is bothering me. What IS a King Vulture? I mean what is it? It looks like someone has pulled half the stuffing out of a Muppet then turned it inside out. I showed the kids a pic and now they have nightmares. The big one is pissing the bed, and they all have to share. " I mean, is that it's heart? Beating. Outside of its chest? Who's going to protect us against a horde of these monsters if they come to take our statues? NorfolkNWeigh, Skizzer, RobT and 21 others 9 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dome Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 Ah, what better way to liven up a dull Monday morning than a Jim Bell collection thread 3 randoms on the Inshite please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 15, 2020 Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 North Yorkshire spools by like video tape stuck on fast forward. Shirley Knott, Tickman, davehedgehog31 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 15, 2020 Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 Life hack interlude. Please follow me for more tips and hacks. Shirley Knott, davehedgehog31, barefoot and 14 others 4 1 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 15, 2020 Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 South of York now. If he puts his shin down might yet hit my connection at Newark. Floor it please driver. Tickman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 15, 2020 Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 Henry Albert Flagstaff. What's concerning you Henry? davehedgehog31, The Moog, Tickman and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 15, 2020 Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 Henry Albert Flagstaff. "I'll Ruddy tell you what's bothering me. I'll tell you now. It's this. I don't know what it is, but it gives me the fucking creeps" privatewire, Shirley Knott, cobblers and 13 others 4 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 15, 2020 Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 Bit bored now. Might have a read of the complimentary LNER magazine. Well I think we can all do well to remember the moral here. Ohdearme, dome, rml2345 and 7 others 3 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 15, 2020 Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 Donny achieved. Grim. UltraWomble, privatewire, Twiggy and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davocano Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 Just told my missus that I can't do any gardening today as I'm watching a live Jim Bell collection thread. Her face made a rather peculiar expression and then she left the room. I'll take that as a result. UltraWomble, The Moog, Skizzer and 7 others 7 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdkrc Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 Did they brick up the windows on the way to Dontecarlo to keep them safe then? stripped fred, davehedgehog31, Skizzer and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 9 minutes ago, davocano said: Just told my missus that I can't do any gardening today as I'm watching a live Jim Bell collection thread. Her face made a rather peculiar expression and then she left the room. I'll take that as a result. My calendar was looking a bit empty today, now I've invited my whole team to follow along. Good idea! Three Speed and Tickman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floatylight Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 This is Mandy. Is there anything you'd like to discuss Mandy? Mandy is concerned as she left the house this morning and she could of sworn it was 2020 but she went out a dark alley and ended up in in 1992, she's inadvertently bought a Sony Discman and a 25 inch TV that's going to need three people to carry up the stairs.. She just went to buy some gold jewellery but Gerald the bloke selling it told her it was cheap junk.. Sent from my SM-A505FN using Tapatalk davehedgehog31, Tickman, Ohdearme and 4 others 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 I'm still worried about Gladysysysys mole. Can you take her to get it checked on the way back from the collectshun? Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookiesouwest Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 Mr Bell. If AS did an annual award ceremony for 'Best collection thread of the year' you sir would be winning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 15, 2020 Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 Only went and made the fucking connection! No bog on this train though. Swings and roundabouts. Though there aren't any swings or roundabout either. bigstraight6, Tickman, Three Speed and 9 others 8 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 15, 2020 Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 Let's have a look at the social barometer through the eyes of the locals. Darren. Hello Darren. Are there any things troubling you at the moment? davehedgehog31 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tickman Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, Cookiesouwest said: Mr Bell. If AS did an annual award ceremony for 'Best collection thread of the year' you sir would be winning. It would be a very easy handover as it would be from himself to himself Jim Bell, RobT and The Moog 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, Jim Bell said: Only went and made the fucking connection! No bog on this train though. Swings and roundabouts. Though there aren't any swings or roundabout either. Or passengers either, are you sure you're not sat in a spare train in a siding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookiesouwest Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, Tickman said: It would be a very easy handover as it would be from himself to himself Lol true. He would win every year. Trophy should be renamed 'The Jim Bell award' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusty Sills Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 7 minutes ago, Jim Bell said: Only went and made the fucking connection! No bog on this train though. Swings and roundabouts. Though there aren't any swings or roundabout either. Is krawen in Poland? Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 15, 2020 Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 Darren. "Yeah there is sumfink bovvering me as it goes, fanks for askin. You know all this Brexit that we all seem to have forgotten abaaaaht since society itself set ablaze? Well, now that we've taken aaaahr cantry back and got all the Brexits dahn, will we be able to stop, CERTAIN ANIMALS from entering the country? Like specifically Maribu Storks. Because fahk me they give me the small balls. Make my pickled onions creep right back ahp into the jar if you know what I mean. They fahkin look like an 80 year old man has put a Pelicans skull on his head as a joke. I can't as much as kiss the wife while I'm thinking about the dirty fahkas. " It's wot my graaaaanayyyd died for in the wawwer. Send then back to wot evva obscure archipelago they come from. " paulplom, Three Speed, loserone and 21 others 8 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraWomble Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 Jim - Im sorry but a combo of the face mask and the shirt make you look like you are on the run from the hospital... We need to be sure you are wearing pants The Moog and Three Speed 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 15, 2020 Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 1 minute ago, UltraWomble said: Jim - Im sorry but a combo of the face mask and the shirt make you look like you are on the run from the hospital... We need to be sure you are wearing pants You'll never catch me mate. You're a big lad, but you're out of shape. I do this for a living. UltraWomble, Arthur Foxhake, dome and 6 others 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 15, 2020 Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 Live carpet. Tickman and privatewire 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 15, 2020 Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 Onward toward Lincolnshire. Home of sausages and slow roads. Skizzer, Craig the Princess and Tickman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 I bet Darren suffers from gout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 15, 2020 Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 Just now, Dick Van Diesel said: I bet Darren suffers from gout. #metoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davehedgehog31 Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 "Obscure archipelago" ? barefoot and Tickman 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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