loserone Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 1182/6, would read trivia again. In fact I might print this out for reading in the smallest room Shite Ron 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted January 8, 2022 Author Share Posted January 8, 2022 News from the smallest room in Peterborough train station. Thanks Sam. But refill your soap dispenser. Seriously. sdkrc, Crackers, oldcars and 7 others 2 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted January 8, 2022 Author Share Posted January 8, 2022 Think I may have reached THE CORRIDOR OF UNCERTAINTY. AnnoyingPentium, fatharris, brownnova and 9 others 11 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted January 8, 2022 Author Share Posted January 8, 2022 We are now departing Peterbrough. Tourist facts. If you come to Peterbrough cathedral on the first Sunday after Micklemass with a clipboard and a scarf, the archdiocese is legally compelled to provide you with two wives of childbearing age. You must also bring with you a scarf and clipboard for EACH WIFE for the proceedings to be legally binding. Kenny Lilette seen here with his new wives (Karen and Karen B.) after last year's ceremony. Peterbrough have a football team of sorts, which usually plays in one of the English football divisions. Never the same one twice. gm, brownnova, cobblers and 12 others 9 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeEP Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Wave as you go past. Well, March is 11 miles away from me so I may not see you, but it's the thought that counts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRi05 Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 juular, mercedade, Shirley Knott and 13 others 5 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timewaster Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Ooh, I could get on my bike and pedal down to the level crossing to wave at the passing hero. *looks out of window* Yeah ,its raining, Good luck with the collection. Joey spud, davehedgehog31, Jim Bell and 4 others 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabergé Greggs Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Coronavirus cases since March '20: Jim Bell PC since 5am: COINCIDENCE?? OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE!!! The Moog, brownnova, BeEP and 12 others 3 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted January 8, 2022 Author Share Posted January 8, 2022 Now passing March. March was built in March, on March and after a march. March is famous for its long thin ships which passers by will gesture to and wiggle their eyebrows. If someone does this, the local tradition is that you respond by saying "Hail the long thin boats, Hail the merry ways of March, Hail, Hail!" Then you give a firm high 5. March are to this day barred from fielding a proffesional football team after the great half time massacre of 1876. BeEP, privatewire, Dave_Q and 6 others 4 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted January 8, 2022 Author Share Posted January 8, 2022 Fens privatewire and davehedgehog31 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juular Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 6 minutes ago, Jim Bell said: Now passing March. March was built in March, on March and after a march. March is famous for its long thin ships which passers by will gesture to and wiggle their eyebrows. If someone does this, the local tradition is that you respond by saying "Hail the long thin boats, Hail the merry ways of March, Hail, Hail!" Then you give a firm high 5. March are to this day barred from fielding a proffesional football team after the great half time massacre of 1876. Heard that entirely in the voice of the guy that did the intro to The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer. loserone 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted January 8, 2022 Author Share Posted January 8, 2022 1 minute ago, juular said: Heard that entirely in the voice of the guy that did the intro to The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer. Yeah, that was me. Dave_Q and cobblers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted January 8, 2022 Author Share Posted January 8, 2022 I may go dark for a while, as I'm nearing the destination. More update when I get to the car. cobblers, Shirley Knott, Coprolalia and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Jim Bell said: Doncast achieved. Doncaster was invented by Rotherham, to make people in Rotherham feel less bad about where they live. One slogan dreamt up was "At least it's not fucking Doncaster" and during initial construction of Doncaster, signs were erected on the side of the A1 at J36 saying "If you lived here, you'd be home by now. But lets face it, you'd be even more fucking miserable" Sadly, the whole project failed when on 26th November 1989, a "dome" was built on the outskirts of Doncaster. Nobody then, or now knows it's purpose. But Rotherham doesn't have one, so by any metric, it is measurably worse. Rocket88, privatewire, AnnoyingPentium and 6 others 3 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timewaster Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 He is around here somewhere. *peeps round the curtain* AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bitzer Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 37 minutes ago, Jim Bell said: Now passing March. March was built in March, on March and after a march. March is famous for its long thin ships which passers by will gesture to and wiggle their eyebrows. If someone does this, the local tradition is that you respond by saying "Hail the long thin boats, Hail the merry ways of March, Hail, Hail!" Then you give a firm high 5. March are to this day barred from fielding a proffesional football team after the great half time massacre of 1876. Note the clever camouflage of the local supply branch of underground French Résistance. You must mumble "Facel Vega" and wink in a pre-agreed manner to be admitted inside for your monthly ration of nailsnailsnails. Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timewaster Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Jim Bell said: I may go dark for a while, as I'm nearing the destination. More update when I get to the car. If you are where I think you are there are huge patches with little or no signal. Update us when you get back to civilisation. And yes, I realise he can't read this because of the above. AnnoyingPentium and Jim Bell 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted January 8, 2022 Author Share Posted January 8, 2022 Shirley Knott, Isopon, jaypee and 20 others 22 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 3 hours ago, loserone said: Given you're in a big thirsty barge, it can only be something smoll and economical. Perodua Kenari? Invacar? C15? With his slim frame a nippa would be more appropriate. Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernMonkey Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 8 minutes ago, Jim Bell said: I really hope that’s what I think it is. If so, I can stick mine up for sale now without feeling a twat for disrupting someone else’s sale listing… 🤨 yes oui si, RichardK, The Moog and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timewaster Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Ooh, ooh, Miss,Miss I think I know! And I r very jel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazoli Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Is it a Lexus mister? Jim Bell and Timewaster 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chodweaver Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 ... during initial construction of Doncaster, signs were erected on the side of the A1 at J36 saying "If you lived here, you'd be home by now."My 2 hour commute into Doncaster took me past that sign.It didn't make me consider buying a house there. Not for a second cobblers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 11 minutes ago, chodweaver said: My 2 hour commute into Doncaster took me past that sign. It didn't make me consider buying a house there. Not for a second That's a miserable commute, but at least when you get home you're two hours away from Doncaster. tooSavvy, AnnoyingPentium and M'coli 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProgRocker Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 LS400 innit?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirley Knott Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Naice. I spend my life almost entirely emersed in VAG and as such I know very little about these. I do admire them from a distance though! Does it have a fridge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agila Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 4 hours ago, Jim Bell said: Karen and Karen B. Bet they will have asked to see the manager a few times. 6 hours ago, Jim Bell said: Clare Le Font Clare has called for back up to deal with Fleetwood rtid Well bought by the way. Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out Run Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 I know nothing*. Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted January 8, 2022 Author Share Posted January 8, 2022 GeordieInExile, Shite Ron, Semi-C and 17 others 18 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted January 8, 2022 Author Share Posted January 8, 2022 Two thirds of the way home now and it IS INDEEB that Lexus. Petrol shot. I barely left any for anyone else. Semi-C, Crackers, Dyslexic Viking and 43 others 41 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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