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Jim Bell

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It's a rainy Sunday so I thought I'd have a go at improving the asthetics of the unquestionably ugly Rexton. 

First, off with the 99p LOL DECALS. 

For this effort, I will employing heat, and petrol. In that order. 

 

Nicky fucken Clarke. Hottest you can get. Jack it up to 11. 

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You first. Unfunny wee bastard. 

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That's better. Factree.

 

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Ha haha. No. 

Delete. 

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Factory settings restored. 

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The only bit of chrome on the whole bus is on the grille, which is rather incongruous. 

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I had some pssst psst in the shed so had a crack at dechroming the grin. 

 

Oot ya get. 

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Before. 

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Add pssst. 

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After. 

 

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Represent. 

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RUGGED FINISH 

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All done. 

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Probably needs more black now. 

 

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On 5/18/2022 at 12:01 PM, garbaldy said:

Excellent  it's a few years since I've been to crail, one thing I've not missed is that key sound while off roading it used to get on my nerves as I always forgot to remove the jangley bit from mine before launching into the scenery.

Aye, that pendulum effect, smashing off the dash and your knees off the tunnel and door card. 😄

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46 minutes ago, Out Run said:

@Jim BellI reckon your grille would be better grey, like the lower half of the body.

Or add more black, like a winch bumper, snorkel, skid plate, modulars, arch extensions, roof rack etc 🤪

You're probably right. I didn't have any grey paint in the shed thought. And I also didn't have enough bedliner left in that can to do all the lower body plastics. So it's staying the way it is. 

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20 minutes ago, Dick Longbridge said:

Rugged indeed. Are you going to bedliner the whole thing?

I'm still trying to work out how to pronounce Ssangyong. Are you supposed to stammer the Ss like Phil C? 

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My mate used to go for the Psy? approach,

'Oppan Gangnam SsangYong style'

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21 minutes ago, Dick Longbridge said:

Rugged indeed. Are you going to bedliner the whole thing?

I'm still trying to work out how to pronounce Ssangyong. Are you supposed to stammer the Ss like Phil C? 

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No,that's about the end of the can. So that's it. 

The correct phonetic way to pronounce Ssangyong is:

*Sassangey-Jhong* - but you have to say it out of one side of your mouth like Salt Bae saying "Avacado"

 

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49 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

No,that's about the end of the can. So that's it. 

The correct phonetic way to pronounce Ssangyong is:

*Sassangey-Jhong* - but you have to say it out of one side of your mouth like Salt Bae saying "Avacado"

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/M7eUWYxEmf0?feature=share

 

 

Ah, like Brian Badonde but different. 

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  • 2 weeks later...

It's been mostly quiet on the Rexton front but one large step forward has been ticked off the list of things to do. 

When I got the car, the 4x4 was not engaging when you pressed the dash buttons for 4H or 4L. 

With timid aspirations for remedial level off roading and greenish lane bothering, this would not do. 

A bit of direction from @Out Run saw me off to AliExpress to order some manual freewheel front hubs. I clicked on the SLOW BOTE FROM CHINA option....

 

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Some tools were assembled and then 10 mins of one spanner Haynes difficulty level work unfurled. 

 

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Bonus shoe. 

 

 

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With hubs engaged, 4wd should now work. 

 

 

 

Sadly, there are as still no drive to the front wheels. 

We scratched our heads for a bit and decided that there wasn't really much to be wrong (other than me over greasing the hubs)  so we popped them off at the side of the road and tried reassembly with the selector switch in the engaged position. 

 

And guess what. 

 

 

 

 

It only bloody worked. 4x4 now functioning. 

 

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17 minutes ago, dome said:

Good work man. Think the working 4wd will help at Crail? You'll need another showdown with @rml2345 to find out...

It might help if they move the drag strip 20 meters to the left and we race up that wet field past the bait van to the chemical toilet trailer. 

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5 minutes ago, Lacquer Peel said:

Looks like a shop to me. 

You and about five people a day

*Ding dong* is this a crèche ?

*Ding dong* do you sell bottles of pop?

*Ding dong* do you have the key to the public toilet?

 

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57 minutes ago, loserone said:

You and about five people a day

*Ding dong* is this a crèche ?

*Ding dong* do you sell bottles of pop?

*Ding dong* do you have the key to the public toilet?

 

He hasn't even got a bell. You just have to go in and say "Ding dong"

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